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Battle of the Babes #15

Aug. 14, 2008by: Cherry Liquor

It was an easy win for Linda Cardellini in last week's battle. Somehow I thought that by mixing up the actresses and presenting a variety, there might be diverse results. How about we try that again, this time with some of Ben Stiller's women, shall we? (Oh, and get your asses out and go watch TROPIC THUNDER. The Olympics aren't all that interesting, dammit.)

Janeane Garofalo

She's been Ben's go-to bitch from back in the day and whether or not you agree with her politics has nothing to do with Garofalo's dead on knack for making you laugh, especially in combination with Stiller. However, with a quirky look and a resistance to being typecast into THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS AND DOGS kinda roles (although I liked that movie), Garofalo has focused more on her comedy career and radio presence lately. Still, she has that certain something to her which is hard to ignore.

Christine Taylor

There was something so special about Christine that Ben actually stopped and took the time to marry and make babies with her. I'll most fondly remember Taylor as the spot-on parody of Maureen McCormack as Marcia Brady in the BRADY BUNCH movies. But she's also been Ben's foil in ZOOLANDER and DODGEBALL, where she's able to at least deflect some of his manic energy. As for the rest of her career without him? Well, is there really a lot of conversation that we could devote to ROOM 666?

Carla Gugino

OK, so in my personal opinion I'm making this week a little easier to decide by throwing in Ben's recent co-star in the family friendly hit NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM. (And don't worry fans and/or parents of the fans! They're making a sequel, only this time the lucky bastard gets to co-star with Amy Adams.) Carla, Carla, Carla... Whatever there is to be said about her stands true in her work on screen (from SPY KIDS mom to lesbo hotness in SIN CITY). She's another fine wine actress and we're damn lucky to have her.

So... your choice for hottest babe this week would be...?

Source: IMDB

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2:38PM on 08/19/2008

Carla by a mile!

Carla then Taylor because she seems cool and can be hot but Garofalo seriously?
Carla then Taylor because she seems cool and can be hot but Garofalo seriously?
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12:18PM on 08/16/2008
All three have their upsides and while Christine seems like the best marriage candidate I would have to say my vote goes for the incredible hotness of Carla.
All three have their upsides and while Christine seems like the best marriage candidate I would have to say my vote goes for the incredible hotness of Carla.
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9:42PM on 08/15/2008
that pic of Gugino is absolutely F'kin amazing. she is insanely hot and wins this hands down.
that pic of Gugino is absolutely F'kin amazing. she is insanely hot and wins this hands down.
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4:16PM on 08/15/2008
Gugino

very lopsided options
Gugino

very lopsided options
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3:04PM on 08/15/2008
Gugino followed by Taylor. Taylor is hot but in my opinion too thin.
Gugino followed by Taylor. Taylor is hot but in my opinion too thin.
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3:00PM on 08/15/2008
Gugino followed by Taylor. Taylor is hot but in my opinion too thin.
Gugino followed by Taylor. Taylor is hot but in my opinion too thin.
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11:18AM on 08/15/2008
Gugino but Taylor comes in a close 2nd.
Gugino but Taylor comes in a close 2nd.
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11:11AM on 08/15/2008
This is the hard one for me. In my opinion Carla is the hottest, but my girl is Garafalo. I know a lot of people don't see her as hot, but she is adorable especially when she laughs. Gotta give it up to the Daria type girls. I know because I am one.
This is the hard one for me. In my opinion Carla is the hottest, but my girl is Garafalo. I know a lot of people don't see her as hot, but she is adorable especially when she laughs. Gotta give it up to the Daria type girls. I know because I am one.
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10:45AM on 08/15/2008
Got to be Gugino but Taylor is super hot too. Anyone who came make a bald head (Friends) look hot is all good in my book!
Got to be Gugino but Taylor is super hot too. Anyone who came make a bald head (Friends) look hot is all good in my book!
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9:41AM on 08/15/2008
Carla is the best actress, but Chrstine Taylor is the hottest!
Carla is the best actress, but Chrstine Taylor is the hottest!
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9:34AM on 08/15/2008

No contest here...

Carla Gugino is the hands-down victor in my book! She is just amazing.
Carla Gugino is the hands-down victor in my book! She is just amazing.
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5:22AM on 08/15/2008
Carla Gugino is approximately 1000000000000000x hotter than the others. Scientists have proved it!
Carla Gugino is approximately 1000000000000000x hotter than the others. Scientists have proved it!
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12:05AM on 08/15/2008
Carla Gugino by a mile. She is one of the sexist babes alive.

But I would certainly love me some Janeane Garofalo (a highly under-rated & under-appreciated talent, not to mention cute-as-hell to boot).
Carla Gugino by a mile. She is one of the sexist babes alive.

But I would certainly love me some Janeane Garofalo (a highly under-rated & under-appreciated talent, not to mention cute-as-hell to boot).
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11:45PM on 08/14/2008
GUGINO ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!
GUGINO ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!
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11:40PM on 08/14/2008
As good as Taylor and Garofalo look, and don't get me wrong they do...

...It's no contest. Gugino runs away with this battle badly. Her hotness is just too much to handle compared to the other 2.
As good as Taylor and Garofalo look, and don't get me wrong they do...

...It's no contest. Gugino runs away with this battle badly. Her hotness is just too much to handle compared to the other 2.
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11:08PM on 08/14/2008

Carla

Although Chritine in the tight leather uniform in Dodgeball had a say, Carla's shirt puppets definitely helped her out with my vote.
Although Chritine in the tight leather uniform in Dodgeball had a say, Carla's shirt puppets definitely helped her out with my vote.
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10:15PM on 08/14/2008
Carla
Carla
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10:13PM on 08/14/2008

Christine

have a feeling about a landslide here. but come on you have to admit looking into christines eyes is almost as good as golden slumbers. would love to see them with carlas sweater puppies on the same person.
have a feeling about a landslide here. but come on you have to admit looking into christines eyes is almost as good as golden slumbers. would love to see them with carlas sweater puppies on the same person.
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10:07PM on 08/14/2008

not even

Not even a contest. Gugino all the fucking way. She's hot as all hell.
Not even a contest. Gugino all the fucking way. She's hot as all hell.
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9:42PM on 08/14/2008
Carla Gugino is one of the hottest women on the planet. This one isn't even close.
Carla Gugino is one of the hottest women on the planet. This one isn't even close.
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9:32PM on 08/14/2008

Are You Kidding?

Gugino is awesome in the pic above. She's damn sexy.

Carlas gets the call.
Gugino is awesome in the pic above. She's damn sexy.

Carlas gets the call.
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9:28PM on 08/14/2008

Mmmmm......

As much as I want to bang the other two as well.....CARLA GUGINO IS A GODDESS!
As much as I want to bang the other two as well.....CARLA GUGINO IS A GODDESS!
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9:05PM on 08/14/2008
Garofolo doesnt hold a candle to the other two.

I'm really tempted to just declare a tie between Carla and Christine. I absolutely love Christine in Zoolander and [link] old-school nick show "Hey Dude". Boo yah.

And Carla? How do you argue against her winning for Sin City alone.

But, I've refused to declare a tie in the past so I'm gonna go with Christine Taylor. Something about that woman just tells me that if I were to meet that woman in real life I'd instantly just fall in love.
Garofolo doesnt hold a candle to the other two.

I'm really tempted to just declare a tie between Carla and Christine. I absolutely love Christine in Zoolander and [link] old-school nick show "Hey Dude". Boo yah.

And Carla? How do you argue against her winning for Sin City alone.

But, I've refused to declare a tie in the past so I'm gonna go with Christine Taylor. Something about that woman just tells me that if I were to meet that woman in real life I'd instantly just fall in love. She's gorgeous and hilarious. And looks great in leather. Thanks Dodgeball!

Oh, and Night at the Museum sucked donkey balls. So, sorry Carla.
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8:35PM on 08/14/2008
Carla hands down
Carla hands down
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7:46PM on 08/14/2008
gugino
gugino
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7:40PM on 08/14/2008
well, Carla seems to be the clear choice here based on the above pic, but i'm going out on a limb and go with Janeane, who i've enjoyed for years.

i like a smart, clever, and funny woman who isn't afraid to call me on my shit - and you know Janeane would certainly be capable.
well, Carla seems to be the clear choice here based on the above pic, but i'm going out on a limb and go with Janeane, who i've enjoyed for years.

i like a smart, clever, and funny woman who isn't afraid to call me on my shit - and you know Janeane would certainly be capable.
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