I know you're all excited to check out Paul Blart at his new job working with animals in ZOOKEEPER. Who wouldn't want to watch a marginally amusing fat dude doing the fat dude mild-mannered PG-family-movie shuffle? Especially when you're so convinced that he'd land the babes that he does in all of these outings, right?
Sporting ice queen hotness in most of her roles, her current one as the lady jilting Zookeeper Blart (from what I can ascertain from the trailer they keep shoving down my throat during those propaganda reels they air before the film you pay to see), Bibb does hot leggy blonde girl very well. Can't say that I see the long-term appeal of her, but she's definitely that trophy chick I can understand guys trying to land.
The only person who really worked the paltry lines in GROWN-UPS also happens to be the woman who oozes sexuality without any of the standard trappings of Hollywood glamour. Bello is pretty but not perfect, willing to get naked but doesn't have super-sized female body parts and has the strength to get you to like her in shitty movies, even if you hate that she agreed to be in them in the first place.
I'm guessing (again, from being subjected to the ZOOKEEPER trailers) that if Paul Blart can't find love with the first unattainable chick he desires, Dawson is the obvious first place runner up. The fact that Kevin Smith got away with this in CLERKS 2 annoyed me, the fact that she keeps taking roles like this piss me off. Rosario is no sloppy seconds. Why the hell would anyone have the balls to suggest she should be? But I digress...
Which Kevin James babe do you wish would be yours instead?