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Battle of the Babes #164: Kevin James' Babes

Jul. 7, 2011by: Cherry Liquor

I know you're all excited to check out Paul Blart at his new job working with animals in ZOOKEEPER. Who wouldn't want to watch a marginally amusing fat dude doing the fat dude mild-mannered PG-family-movie shuffle? Especially when you're so convinced that he'd land the babes that he does in all of these outings, right?

Leslie Bibb

Sporting ice queen hotness in most of her roles, her current one as the lady jilting Zookeeper Blart (from what I can ascertain from the trailer they keep shoving down my throat during those propaganda reels they air before the film you pay to see), Bibb does hot leggy blonde girl very well. Can't say that I see the long-term appeal of her, but she's definitely that trophy chick I can understand guys trying to land.

Maria Bello

The only person who really worked the paltry lines in GROWN-UPS also happens to be the woman who oozes sexuality without any of the standard trappings of Hollywood glamour. Bello is pretty but not perfect, willing to get naked but doesn't have super-sized female body parts and has the strength to get you to like her in shitty movies, even if you hate that she agreed to be in them in the first place.

Rosario Dawson

I'm guessing (again, from being subjected to the ZOOKEEPER trailers) that if Paul Blart can't find love with the first unattainable chick he desires, Dawson is the obvious first place runner up. The fact that Kevin Smith got away with this in CLERKS 2 annoyed me, the fact that she keeps taking roles like this piss me off. Rosario is no sloppy seconds. Why the hell would anyone have the balls to suggest she should be? But I digress...

Which Kevin James babe do you wish would be yours instead?

Extra Tidbit: Last week did not go as I had thought it would. How Eva Amurri could only get one vote was one surprise but to watch Eva Green take the lead from Eva Mendes was a surprise as well. Green took in a whopping 57% of the votes with Mendes getting the other 41%. Gnarly.
Source: IMDB

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7:09PM on 07/10/2011

Jayma Mays

Leah Remini
Rosario Dawson
Leslie Bibb
Maria Bello's bush
in that order
Leah Remini
Rosario Dawson
Leslie Bibb
Maria Bello's bush
in that order
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3:51AM on 07/10/2011

Rosario

That is all.
That is all.
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9:48PM on 07/07/2011
Rosario
Rosario
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8:24PM on 07/07/2011
Rosario Dawson is the clear winner. I also don't understand why Dawson is put in roles of the second choice, she's always my first choice.
Rosario Dawson is the clear winner. I also don't understand why Dawson is put in roles of the second choice, she's always my first choice.
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8:06PM on 07/07/2011
Leslie Bibb for sure.
Leslie Bibb for sure.
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+1
8:03PM on 07/07/2011

Bibb

Definitely Bibb.

RE: the last week's results: It's no surprise to me that Amurri got trounced. SHe's a butterface and the JoBlo writers' infatuation with her defies logic.
Definitely Bibb.

RE: the last week's results: It's no surprise to me that Amurri got trounced. SHe's a butterface and the JoBlo writers' infatuation with her defies logic.
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7:16PM on 07/07/2011
leslie bibb

i dig this hottie for a longtime
leslie bibb

i dig this hottie for a longtime
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6:52PM on 07/07/2011
Only one choice and that is Rosario Dawson because this woman is fantastic in anything and anyhow. Wow, is she ever gorgeous
Only one choice and that is Rosario Dawson because this woman is fantastic in anything and anyhow. Wow, is she ever gorgeous
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6:11PM on 07/07/2011

Leslie Bibb

Her face is a little off sometimes but those legs more than make up for it.
Her face is a little off sometimes but those legs more than make up for it.
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4:01PM on 07/07/2011
Leah Remini. ;)

Dawson.
Leah Remini. ;)

Dawson.
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3:34PM on 07/07/2011
All three are great but I'm gonna go with Bibb
All three are great but I'm gonna go with Bibb
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1:27PM on 07/07/2011
I have a thing for Bello...Bello it is!
I have a thing for Bello...Bello it is!
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1:06PM on 07/07/2011

Rosario

First of all I'd bang all 3 of these broads at the same time, in the same room on the same bad. All are sexy
First of all I'd bang all 3 of these broads at the same time, in the same room on the same bad. All are sexy
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11:24AM on 07/07/2011

Bibb

I dont see it when it comes to Rosario or Maria for that matter. Ive always thought Leslie Bibb was cute, so my vote is for Bibb
I dont see it when it comes to Rosario or Maria for that matter. Ive always thought Leslie Bibb was cute, so my vote is for Bibb
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10:57AM on 07/07/2011

Bello

Maria is highly underrated.
Maria is highly underrated.
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+1
10:34AM on 07/07/2011

Rosario Dawson

No bowsers in this bunch. Rosario grabs my imagination & vote this week.
No bowsers in this bunch. Rosario grabs my imagination & vote this week.
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9:40AM on 07/07/2011

Rosario

She's #1 for me followed by Leslie and Maria.
She's #1 for me followed by Leslie and Maria.
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9:40AM on 07/07/2011

When Rosario Dawson is on the list

the answer is always Rosario.
the answer is always Rosario.
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9:37AM on 07/07/2011

Maria Bello

I've actually never been that into Dawson and I did love Bibb in Taladega Nights but since then she's lost the barely there curves she had. Bello does something for me, and seeing a bunch of commercials lately for a new show she has coming out has kept her on my mind thus getting my vote this week.
I've actually never been that into Dawson and I did love Bibb in Taladega Nights but since then she's lost the barely there curves she had. Bello does something for me, and seeing a bunch of commercials lately for a new show she has coming out has kept her on my mind thus getting my vote this week.
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9:24AM on 07/07/2011

No contest....

Rosario Dawson. If only I were a few years younger...I could be a few years younger wishing I could be with someone as hot as her...
Rosario Dawson. If only I were a few years younger...I could be a few years younger wishing I could be with someone as hot as her...
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9:22AM on 07/07/2011

Rosario

In an utter obliteration of the other two, Rosario takes this one.
In an utter obliteration of the other two, Rosario takes this one.
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9:19AM on 07/07/2011
All of them are sexy. Bello wins, though.
All of them are sexy. Bello wins, though.
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9:09AM on 07/07/2011

Rosario Dawson

.... and then Leslie.
.... and then Leslie.
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9:03AM on 07/07/2011

There's no contest here...

Rosario is a goddess and wins!
Rosario is a goddess and wins!
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7:42AM on 07/07/2011

rosario!

no contest for me....
no contest for me....
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5:31AM on 07/07/2011

leah rimini!

Leah rimini ! carrie is his best babe :)
Leah rimini ! carrie is his best babe :)
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+2
4:02AM on 07/07/2011

Bello

As much as I love Dawson, Bello gets my vote. She is red hot.
As much as I love Dawson, Bello gets my vote. She is red hot.
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+2
3:49AM on 07/07/2011

Bello

So very beautiful, but also a much better actress than the other two in this battle
So very beautiful, but also a much better actress than the other two in this battle
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3:45AM on 07/07/2011

Maria Bello

a bona fide film crush of mine
a bona fide film crush of mine
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3:03AM on 07/07/2011

Bello

She's still sexy well into her 40's.
She's still sexy well into her 40's.
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2:54AM on 07/07/2011
Leslie Bibb.
Leslie Bibb.
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