There's nothing better than sanitizing sexy chicks for your kids' protection, right? For those of you sad souls who will be watching the new WINNIE THE POOH movie with your tots this weekend, think about how their innocence will eventually be corrupted and how in the future the term "honey pot" will never mean the same thing. Then check out the Disneyfied babes (ala photographer Annie Leibovitz) and do your own heffalumpin'.
Jessica Biel as Pocahontas
The colors of the wind knew that it was best to take Biel and cast her as "Poka-a-hot-ass." I can't think of any better comparison to a Disney pseudo princess than that.
Scarlett Johansson as Cinderella
If you look close enough at Ryan Reynolds you'll notice how pointy his face is. You might even call it rat-like. Was there some bippity-bippity-booing going on? There had to be some crazy dust floating around if the prince she ran to was Sean Penn.
Rachel Weisz as Snow White
Living in a home where crazy shit like a bunch of little dudes running around singing about His and Hos is the norm, I can fully understand Rachel's defection to the Sir Bond realm. Any girl can overdose on the weirdness if left to simmer in it for too long.
Which Disneyfied hottie rocks your animated cells?