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Battle of the Babes #165: Disneyfied Babes

Jul. 14, 2011by: Cherry Liquor

There's nothing better than sanitizing sexy chicks for your kids' protection, right? For those of you sad souls who will be watching the new WINNIE THE POOH movie with your tots this weekend, think about how their innocence will eventually be corrupted and how in the future the term "honey pot" will never mean the same thing. Then check out the Disneyfied babes (ala photographer Annie Leibovitz) and do your own heffalumpin'.

Jessica Biel as Pocahontas

The colors of the wind knew that it was best to take Biel and cast her as "Poka-a-hot-ass." I can't think of any better comparison to a Disney pseudo princess than that.

Scarlett Johansson as Cinderella

If you look close enough at Ryan Reynolds you'll notice how pointy his face is. You might even call it rat-like. Was there some bippity-bippity-booing going on? There had to be some crazy dust floating around if the prince she ran to was Sean Penn.

Rachel Weisz as Snow White

Living in a home where crazy shit like a bunch of little dudes running around singing about His and Hos is the norm, I can fully understand Rachel's defection to the Sir Bond realm. Any girl can overdose on the weirdness if left to simmer in it for too long.

Which Disneyfied hottie rocks your animated cells?

Extra Tidbit: Kevin James gets all the babes. It started with Leah Remini (who got a 9% write-in vote) and has continued on in his t(l)ame comedies. The best of the bunch is Rosario Dawson (47% of the votes) with Maria Bello coming in second (25%) and Leslie Bibb third (19%).
Source: IMDB

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7:15AM on 07/15/2011

scarlett

ohhhh yeah.
ohhhh yeah.
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4:15AM on 07/15/2011

Biel

the other two don't even come close
the other two don't even come close
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11:18PM on 07/14/2011

The answer always is

Jessica Biel
Jessica Biel
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12:38AM on 07/15/2011
Tia Carrere for Pocahontas
Tia Carrere for Pocahontas
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11:15PM on 07/14/2011

ScarJo

Going by how they are protrayed as the characters, I'll take ScarJo for this one with Rachel in a close second. Ms.Biel still is too masculine looking....if she'd just soften up a bit she'd be so much hotter.
Going by how they are protrayed as the characters, I'll take ScarJo for this one with Rachel in a close second. Ms.Biel still is too masculine looking....if she'd just soften up a bit she'd be so much hotter.
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6:42PM on 07/14/2011

Rachel

This is the hardest battle to date as I adore all 3. But Rachel Weisz gets my vote.
This is the hardest battle to date as I adore all 3. But Rachel Weisz gets my vote.
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6:38PM on 07/14/2011
Scarlett Johansson for sure. Biel is awesome, but why did they pick a white woman to portray a Native-American woman who, in the Disney film, looked Asian?
Scarlett Johansson for sure. Biel is awesome, but why did they pick a white woman to portray a Native-American woman who, in the Disney film, looked Asian?
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5:50PM on 07/14/2011
Gotta go with Scarlett Jo.
Gotta go with Scarlett Jo.
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5:10PM on 07/14/2011

Scarlett Johansson

This is tough one, no doubt. So judging by the pictures, I'm going to go with Scar Jo.
This is tough one, no doubt. So judging by the pictures, I'm going to go with Scar Jo.
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4:47PM on 07/14/2011

Scarlett Johansson

Kinda had to roll a dice here. All three are hot.
Kinda had to roll a dice here. All three are hot.
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4:04PM on 07/14/2011
All are hot but Scarlett for me
All are hot but Scarlett for me
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3:49PM on 07/14/2011
Rachel for me!
Rachel for me!
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12:15PM on 07/14/2011
Scarlett!
Scarlett!
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11:53AM on 07/14/2011

Rachel Weisz

Just something about her I can't resist
Just something about her I can't resist
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10:10AM on 07/14/2011

Rachel

She is the best.
She is the best.
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10:08AM on 07/14/2011
I'm going with Scarjo on this one.
I'm going with Scarjo on this one.
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9:49AM on 07/14/2011

Jessica Biel

...and don't you mean "Poka-hot-ass" or "Pok-a-hot-ass"?
...and don't you mean "Poka-hot-ass" or "Pok-a-hot-ass"?
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9:22AM on 07/14/2011

Jessica Biel as Pocahontas

The only reason I'll have to hunting through the forest. I bet she'd be a great catch.
The only reason I'll have to hunting through the forest. I bet she'd be a great catch.
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12:27PM on 07/14/2011
Uhhh?......You're saying that you'd like to hunt, Biel. OOOOK.
Uhhh?......You're saying that you'd like to hunt, Biel. OOOOK.
9:07AM on 07/14/2011
ScarJo. However, my personal choice is Olivia Wilde as the Witch from "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves". I think there's an ad of her in that dress for Disneyland.
ScarJo. However, my personal choice is Olivia Wilde as the Witch from "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves". I think there's an ad of her in that dress for Disneyland.
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7:53AM on 07/14/2011

Scarlett

No contest for me. Weisz would be a distant second.
No contest for me. Weisz would be a distant second.
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6:58AM on 07/14/2011

Scarjo

Yeah, based on the pics only, Scarjo takes it. Love that cleavage.
Yeah, based on the pics only, Scarjo takes it. Love that cleavage.
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5:55AM on 07/14/2011
Scarlett. Only because I saw Ghost World(her prime hotness) again recently and I'm feeling nostalgic.
Scarlett. Only because I saw Ghost World(her prime hotness) again recently and I'm feeling nostalgic.
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5:16AM on 07/14/2011

Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel, easily
Jessica Biel, easily
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4:33AM on 07/14/2011

Biel

Biel with Weisz very very close.
Biel with Weisz very very close.
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3:43AM on 07/14/2011

ScarJo

Based on the pictures only, ScarJo. I would most likely go with her anyways, but the Pocahontas dress on Biel makes it slightly easier to not pick her.
Based on the pictures only, ScarJo. I would most likely go with her anyways, but the Pocahontas dress on Biel makes it slightly easier to not pick her.
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3:33AM on 07/14/2011
Biel. It doesn't hurt that Pocahontas is the hottest Disney character IMO.
Biel. It doesn't hurt that Pocahontas is the hottest Disney character IMO.
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3:23AM on 07/14/2011
Scarlett fo sho
Scarlett fo sho
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3:04AM on 07/14/2011
Definitely, Biel. She's beautiful and her ass is AMAZING! ☺
Definitely, Biel. She's beautiful and her ass is AMAZING! ☺
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2:09AM on 07/14/2011
It's pretty much a toss-up between Biel and Johansson for me. Gun to my head, I think I'll go with Scarlett.
It's pretty much a toss-up between Biel and Johansson for me. Gun to my head, I think I'll go with Scarlett.
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