I've heard a lot of bitching and moaning about how this week's release, SHARK NIGHT 3D ended up with a PG-13 rating, thus ensuring that it's not going to be as scary as it could've been if they'd allowed some bare tits and the copious use of the F-bomb in it. So I started thinking about the upside of any good (or shitty) shark movie - the babes in them.
OK, so INTO THE BLUE wasn't exactly billed as a shark movie. Still didn't make it any less frightening when the movie's other hot piece of ass had a chunk taken out of her by a shark. Ashley Scott hasn't gotten a lot of love from creatures of the ocean or the movie (or television industry - anyone watch "Birds of Prey"?) so let's show her a little love here today.
In a small role in SHARK NIGHT 3D, Katharine McPhee is going to get herself into a bikini. That's all I know and that's all I need to know. If her shrieking voice is as good as her singing voice, that'll be a plus as well. I think. I've only heard her sing in HOUSE BUNNY.
There are times when it's frustrating as hell to me that I can't instantly find images that I want to. Like a good, clear one of Burrows after she'd stripped down to her water-logged bra and panties in DEEP BLUE SEA, perhaps my favorite shark movie of all time. Yeah, it's cheesy but I got to see it before the spoilers of the world began to ruin the element of surprise in my movie-going.
Which shark babe would you love to take a bite out of?