No need for the long faces, my dearest Schmoes. Just because I'm selecting from the cast of I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT for this week's battle doesn't mean that you'll have suffer through Sarah Jessica Parker as one of the babes. I already know how toxic your feelings are about her. So let's slosh right on over to the other babes from the movie who get your juices flowing.
Big tits, beautiful face and some weird ass feet. That's the easiest way for me to break down Christina Hendricks. The paparazzi seem to have turned on her and love to get shots of her mangled toes whens she's walking about in flip-flops, but what do you expect when you strap into torture devices during your mandatory hot time on the red carpets?
The queen of the magical push-up bra doesn't need natural chest meat to compete with Hendricks. I did find it an odd choice that SJP requested Munn be her sidekick in the movie (I'm just guessing at that since I watched the trailer over the weekend and saw a number of scenes where the two are situated right next to each other). Overrated, overexposed, whatever the case. Munn is hot.
This is the chick who blasted Paris Hilton on Twitter when the celebutard nearly caused a car accident with the "Fairly Legal" star. For that reason alone, Sarah Shahi sits pretty high in my heart. Doesn't hurt that she's got an insane body and can't manage to do events without smiling sincerely, something that I doubt anyone else in Hollywood can remember how to accomplish any more.
Which babe would you want to do it for you?