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Battle of the Babes #177: Battle of the Michelles

Oct. 6, 2011by: Cherry Liquor

I love my Schmoette, WalkAway, who is always so kind as to suggest Battles that I might not have done in the past. Rather than whining and moaning about who I pick and why I picked them and how lousy the picture I chose to use (I have a theme going in my head when I do it, more or less and beauty is in the eye of the person getting paid to take the time to bring this oh-so-valuable Thursday diversion to you, thank you very much), she gets proactive and tells me, Battle of the Michelles. And I comply, because I listen. And some weeks I'm just lazy. But mostly, I listen.

Michelle Monaghan

To me, Michelle was never hotter than when she was in that skimpy Santa dress in KISS KISS BANG BANG. She's done a lot of projects where she's been versatile as heck and always adds value to the roles she's cast in. Having those large doe eyes that dominate her face happen to help a lot as well.

Michelle Rodriguez

I have a major girl crush on M-Rod. Let me explain the oddness of my straight chick's mind. There are times that I look at women and think, "If I were a dude, I would want to date/marry/bang (insert name of one that applies)." Being straight doesn't mean I haven't entertained whether I find a woman hot as a woman. M-Rod is one of them. I would gladly go all rainbow flagged out to be with her.

Michelle Trachtenberg

Mich-T has gotten hotter and hotter over the span of her career, aging well while still looking like a fresh, dewy flower. But I can't personally shake the thought that she looks like she could be my little sister. She is a hot number, she's usually a great addition to a film (great in MYSTERIOUS SKIN) and in general is a real winner. So I suppose I could overlook some reservations for her.

Which is your favorite Michelle?

Extra Tidbit: I thought I was the only one allowed to be an old grump around this joint. There's no possible way that the Schmoe demographic only contains those who were born prior to the "Where's the Beef?" slogan. Hence, a few younger hotties for the younger (or more pervy) Schmoes couldn't hurt for one week, could it? That's said, Demi and Selena tied with 45% of the votes and Miley was assed out with the remaining 10%.
Source: IMDB

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8:26PM on 10/17/2011
I am so confused on Michelle Trachtenberg. On one hand she is the hot chick from Eurotrip and on the other she is Dawn. Challening, but since I am a righty, I just gotta figure out which side is right.
I am so confused on Michelle Trachtenberg. On one hand she is the hot chick from Eurotrip and on the other she is Dawn. Challening, but since I am a righty, I just gotta figure out which side is right.
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3:21PM on 10/07/2011
Harriet the Spy. She smokes the other two.
Harriet the Spy. She smokes the other two.
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10:14AM on 10/07/2011
Hands down Michelle Trachtenberg is the hottest of the 3. ROdriguez Ive never found attractive. Monaghan is cute, but thats it. Michelle Trachtenberg gets my vote
Hands down Michelle Trachtenberg is the hottest of the 3. ROdriguez Ive never found attractive. Monaghan is cute, but thats it. Michelle Trachtenberg gets my vote
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12:00AM on 10/07/2011
Easily Michelle Monaghan
Easily Michelle Monaghan
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10:03PM on 10/06/2011
m-rod!
m-rod!
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9:54PM on 10/06/2011
Monaghan - shes a beauty
Monaghan - shes a beauty
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9:27PM on 10/06/2011

Monaghan

Her in that little Santa suit in 'Kiss Kiss Bang Bang' is all the evidence I need.
Her in that little Santa suit in 'Kiss Kiss Bang Bang' is all the evidence I need.
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6:40PM on 10/06/2011

Trachtenberg

I've always thought she was cute. But shes turned into a hottie over the years.
I've always thought she was cute. But shes turned into a hottie over the years.
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6:39PM on 10/06/2011
Monaghan, fell instantly in love as soon as I saw Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Rodriguez as a close second and Trachtenberg way behind
Monaghan, fell instantly in love as soon as I saw Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Rodriguez as a close second and Trachtenberg way behind
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6:33PM on 10/06/2011

Letty

M-Rod for me. Though Michelle is attractive I grew up with her my entire life so she is like a sister...and the other chick never really appealed to me, even in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and Trucker.
M-Rod for me. Though Michelle is attractive I grew up with her my entire life so she is like a sister...and the other chick never really appealed to me, even in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and Trucker.
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5:27PM on 10/06/2011
M-Rod!!
M-Rod!!
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5:19PM on 10/06/2011
Michelle Rodriguez takes it for me. Monaghan comes in a close second.
Michelle Rodriguez takes it for me. Monaghan comes in a close second.
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4:58PM on 10/06/2011
This is too tough. Trachtenberg and not because I thought she was hot on Buffy! No, wa-
This is too tough. Trachtenberg and not because I thought she was hot on Buffy! No, wa-
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4:46PM on 10/06/2011
Monaghan.
Monaghan.
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3:56PM on 10/06/2011
Trachtenberg

I also prefer Michelle Williams to the two others.
Trachtenberg

I also prefer Michelle Williams to the two others.
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3:45PM on 10/06/2011
Monaghan
Monaghan
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3:44PM on 10/06/2011
Monaghan
Monaghan
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3:33PM on 10/06/2011
Trachtenberg, easily.
Trachtenberg, easily.
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3:33PM on 10/06/2011
close one i'll go M-rod, Trachtenberg a very close second and Monaghan a very close third
close one i'll go M-rod, Trachtenberg a very close second and Monaghan a very close third
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2:18PM on 10/06/2011
Trachtenberg.
Trachtenberg.
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2:02PM on 10/06/2011
Other: Michelle Pfieffer (and even the underrated Michelle Forbes) but out of those I'll definitely go with Monagham. Trachtenberg is pretty hot too though.
Other: Michelle Pfieffer (and even the underrated Michelle Forbes) but out of those I'll definitely go with Monagham. Trachtenberg is pretty hot too though.
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1:51PM on 10/06/2011
M-Rod!!
M-Rod!!
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1:36PM on 10/06/2011

Michelle Monaghan

M-Rod is more like A-Rod. She plays for the other team. Too Man-ish. and Trachtenberg reminds me of my little sister. EWWW!
M-Rod is more like A-Rod. She plays for the other team. Too Man-ish. and Trachtenberg reminds me of my little sister. EWWW!
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1:11PM on 10/06/2011

M-Rod

She's got great curves and a gorgeous face!
She's got great curves and a gorgeous face!
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12:45PM on 10/06/2011
Trachtenberg. She's really gotten hotter with age.
Trachtenberg. She's really gotten hotter with age.
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12:35PM on 10/06/2011

Michelle Monaghan

Always Loved Her 2nd Michelle Trachtenberg :P 3rd Michelle Rodriguez Which Never Did Much For me
Always Loved Her 2nd Michelle Trachtenberg :P 3rd Michelle Rodriguez Which Never Did Much For me
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12:34PM on 10/06/2011

Monaghan

You're the best Cherry!
You're the best Cherry!
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12:34PM on 10/06/2011
M-Rod, Monagham and Trachtenberg in that order for me.
M-Rod, Monagham and Trachtenberg in that order for me.
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12:31PM on 10/06/2011
Rodriguez. I have love for that crazy latina.
Rodriguez. I have love for that crazy latina.
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12:20PM on 10/06/2011

Michelle Monaghan

Really like her!... especially when she's in action films. I would choose her over a lot of women.
Really like her!... especially when she's in action films. I would choose her over a lot of women.
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12:14PM on 10/06/2011
Trachtenberg, because I feel like we grew up together, and now I wanna have Adventures with my Pete & Pete inside her.
Trachtenberg, because I feel like we grew up together, and now I wanna have Adventures with my Pete & Pete inside her.
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12:15PM on 10/06/2011
By the way, I accidentally clicked the Dislike option. Can't Movie Hotties have an Edit feature?
By the way, I accidentally clicked the Dislike option. Can't Movie Hotties have an Edit feature?
11:48AM on 10/06/2011

M-Rod

My vote is for Michelle Rodriguez, the frequent subject of many self gratification incidents
My vote is for Michelle Rodriguez, the frequent subject of many self gratification incidents
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12:35PM on 10/06/2011
tmi dude
tmi dude
11:17AM on 10/06/2011

Fucking tough!

Monaghan and Rodriguez are so hot it's damn near criminal. But I'm gonna have to go with Monaghan. Trachtenberg isn't even in their fucking league.
Monaghan and Rodriguez are so hot it's damn near criminal. But I'm gonna have to go with Monaghan. Trachtenberg isn't even in their fucking league.
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10:50AM on 10/06/2011

monaghan

I'll take Monaghan for sure.
I'll take Monaghan for sure.
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10:44AM on 10/06/2011

Michelle

[link] The younger one.
[link] The younger one.
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10:27AM on 10/06/2011

Michelle Rodriguez

I always thought she had one of the more sexier smiles in Hollywood when she allows you to see it.
I always thought she had one of the more sexier smiles in Hollywood when she allows you to see it.
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10:05AM on 10/06/2011
Rodriguez
Rodriguez
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10:04AM on 10/06/2011

IronFist66

RODRIGUEZ....No Doubt!!
RODRIGUEZ....No Doubt!!
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9:44AM on 10/06/2011

Rodriguez

She's tough and sexy.
She's tough and sexy.
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9:06AM on 10/06/2011

uninspiring

I agree with irons, Michele Yeoh needs a vote-in
I agree with irons, Michele Yeoh needs a vote-in
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8:55AM on 10/06/2011

Rodriguez

She's not the prettiest, but she is by far the sexiest. I don't know how to explain that, but that's just how it is.
She's not the prettiest, but she is by far the sexiest. I don't know how to explain that, but that's just how it is.
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7:17AM on 10/06/2011

Michelle Yeoh

None of these Michelles can hold a candle to THE Michelle
None of these Michelles can hold a candle to THE Michelle
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4:23AM on 10/07/2011
You are right, Michele Yeoh plays in a superior league in all. That´s a great lady.
You are right, Michele Yeoh plays in a superior league in all. That´s a great lady.
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4:54AM on 10/06/2011
Rodriguez, I love bad-ass girls.
Rodriguez, I love bad-ass girls.
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3:29AM on 10/06/2011

Trachtenberg

Rodriguez is alright, Monaghan looks the best on film but in real life could stand to eat like 10 hamburgers and Trachtenberg is just damn cute and turning into a gorgeous woman.
Rodriguez is alright, Monaghan looks the best on film but in real life could stand to eat like 10 hamburgers and Trachtenberg is just damn cute and turning into a gorgeous woman.
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3:23AM on 10/06/2011
Rodriguez
Rodriguez
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2:59AM on 10/06/2011
Michelle Monaghan
Michelle Monaghan
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2:50AM on 10/06/2011
in order: Michelle M, Michelle R, Michelle T
in order: Michelle M, Michelle R, Michelle T
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2:29AM on 10/06/2011

Trachtenberg

She has really filled out nicely.
She has really filled out nicely.
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2:17AM on 10/06/2011
In order: Rodriguez, Monaghan, Trachtenberg.
In order: Rodriguez, Monaghan, Trachtenberg.
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2:14AM on 10/06/2011
Michelle T.
Michelle T.
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2:13AM on 10/06/2011

Dawn Summers!

I mean, Michelle T FTW. Buffy's little sister has grown into quite a naughty hottie.
I mean, Michelle T FTW. Buffy's little sister has grown into quite a naughty hottie.
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