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Battle of the Babes #179: Three Hottieteers Battle

Oct. 20, 2011by: Cherry Liquor

Every week I pick three babes that have some tenuous connecting factor and pit them against each other for your personal amusement. This week, what might possibly be the 179th movie version of THE THREE MUSKETEERS is getting released. Not a big coincidence, but I figured it would give me a good excuse to battle up three options that included three Hottieteers apiece. Sound good to you?

BITCH SLAP

Most people knew nothing much about America Olivo, Julia Voth and Erin Cummings when this titillating throw back to Russ Meyer was released in 2009. None have gone onto become the next big thing (although Cummings had a reoccurring role on the popular "Spartacus: Blood and Sand" and was previously in a movie called ROLLING that my buddy Jason Seitz was in - shout out!). The flick itself was silly, campy fun with no chance of winning any awards, but those women... those were some of the hottest women tripled up together in a long time.

CHARLIE'S ANGELS

Not the first television version of the group and not the second current version either but the splashy music video style trio of Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore and Lucy Liu in the 2000 theatrical version and 2003 sequel. McG might have rubbed a lot of people the wrong way with his stylings but he knew how to cast (not just the women either, Crispin Glover and Bill Murray were real coups to collect) and how to spotlight his talent. Tell me Diaz looked better than when she danced around in her adult Underoos.

MEAN GIRLS

Every place you go, plastic is accepted. Probably no more so than in high school or the movies. Prefame Rachel McAdams and Amanda Seyfried with a grown up version of little "Party of Five" sister Lacey Chabert might have been the backup dancers to what was supposed to be LiLo's career highlight, but these days, they're the best things to remember about the flick, not to mention the most successful from its outcome. Regina George, may you forever enjoy your Meanest Movie High School Girl crown.

Pick your favorite threesome of the bunch, if you dare.

Extra Tidbit: I was hoping that my favorite from last week's battle, Imogen Poots, would do as good as she could against fanboy favorite MEW, but I was still happily surprised that she pulled in a decent 29% of the total votes. She was still trounced by Winstead, who won with 58% and left Katie Holmes nearly shut out with 13%.
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2:14AM on 10/20/2011

Angels

The 3 angels have looked bad in other movies but together they looked amazing. The movies sucked but the fantasies ran amok for many people, I'd imagine.
The 3 angels have looked bad in other movies but together they looked amazing. The movies sucked but the fantasies ran amok for many people, I'd imagine.
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2:18AM on 10/20/2011
Gonna have to go with the ladies of Men Girls.
Gonna have to go with the ladies of Men Girls.
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2:48AM on 10/20/2011

Mean Girls

This pick is mostly for Lacey Chabert. She has an awesome body.
This pick is mostly for Lacey Chabert. She has an awesome body.
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3:20AM on 10/20/2011
MEAN GIRLS

Best threesome.
MEAN GIRLS

Best threesome.
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3:28AM on 10/20/2011

Angels

3 beautiful women.
3 beautiful women.
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5:21AM on 10/20/2011

Charlie's Angels

Even Lucy Liu on her own would win this battle
Even Lucy Liu on her own would win this battle
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7:18AM on 10/20/2011

mean girls

they are SO fetch!
they are SO fetch!
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7:27AM on 10/20/2011

Mean Girls

You got Lacey, Rachel and Amanda. How could you go wrong?
You got Lacey, Rachel and Amanda. How could you go wrong?
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8:30AM on 10/20/2011
Mean Girls
Mean Girls
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9:04AM on 10/20/2011
Mean Girls
Mean Girls
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9:20AM on 10/20/2011
Tough choices! I think I'll go with Mean girls because McAdam and Amanda make my pants tight.
Tough choices! I think I'll go with Mean girls because McAdam and Amanda make my pants tight.
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9:26AM on 10/20/2011

Mean Girls

Like the change of pace for this battle, but an easy pick for me this week
Like the change of pace for this battle, but an easy pick for me this week
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9:28AM on 10/20/2011

Bitch Slap

Erin Cummings and Julia Voth. No contest.
Erin Cummings and Julia Voth. No contest.
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9:58AM on 10/20/2011

Bitch Slap

I like Cherry changing things up & sending trios into battle this week. Even though it was a horrible film like all Russ Meyer films & its inspired clones, Cummings, Olivo & Voth sexed it up real good on th screen. The remaining two groups were pretty boring & pretty lacklustre in the appeal factor in those films.
I like Cherry changing things up & sending trios into battle this week. Even though it was a horrible film like all Russ Meyer films & its inspired clones, Cummings, Olivo & Voth sexed it up real good on th screen. The remaining two groups were pretty boring & pretty lacklustre in the appeal factor in those films.
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10:00AM on 10/20/2011
Lacey Chabert is the hottest out of all of them (even though I looooove myself some Lucy Liu), but the Bitch Slap girls are the sexiest trio.
Lacey Chabert is the hottest out of all of them (even though I looooove myself some Lucy Liu), but the Bitch Slap girls are the sexiest trio.
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10:52AM on 10/20/2011
This is a hard battle to decide on. It's between Mean Girls and Bitch Slap, but I'll have to go with Bitch Slap. Can't beat the slo-mo bathing shots.
This is a hard battle to decide on. It's between Mean Girls and Bitch Slap, but I'll have to go with Bitch Slap. Can't beat the slo-mo bathing shots.
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10:54AM on 10/20/2011

the Angels of Charlie

easy choice here
easy choice here
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11:27AM on 10/20/2011
Mean Girls.. Also, The Mask is Diaz at her peak.
Mean Girls.. Also, The Mask is Diaz at her peak.
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12:52PM on 10/20/2011
100% Agree! Diaz during The Mask, speechless.
100% Agree! Diaz during The Mask, speechless.
12:11PM on 10/20/2011

Bitch Slap

I met Erin Cummings in person and she is absolute perfection.
I met Erin Cummings in person and she is absolute perfection.
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4:12PM on 10/20/2011
No, I wish
No, I wish
1:13PM on 10/20/2011
You lucky dog!!.. Did you get a pic with her?
You lucky dog!!.. Did you get a pic with her?
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12:26PM on 10/20/2011
'' MEAN GIRLS '' hands down . RACHEL McADAMS , AMANDA SEYFRIED , and luscious LACEY CHABERT rule the ' THREE HOTTIETEERS '
'' MEAN GIRLS '' hands down . RACHEL McADAMS , AMANDA SEYFRIED , and luscious LACEY CHABERT rule the ' THREE HOTTIETEERS '
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1:06PM on 10/20/2011

I'm with timmyd

Mean Girls completely!
Mean Girls completely!
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1:12PM on 10/20/2011

Bitch Slap

I'm mean come on, that one chick is the real Jill Valentine. Bitch Slap wins it!
I'm mean come on, that one chick is the real Jill Valentine. Bitch Slap wins it!
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1:25PM on 10/20/2011

Mean Girls

All three groups are hot but I'd like nothing better than to bang the sh*t out of all three of the Mean Girls group. Lacey has the nicest teets!
All three groups are hot but I'd like nothing better than to bang the sh*t out of all three of the Mean Girls group. Lacey has the nicest teets!
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2:14PM on 10/20/2011
hmm from the movies themselves the Bitch Slap girls.
hmm from the movies themselves the Bitch Slap girls.
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3:15PM on 10/20/2011

Bitch Slap

I thought this was supposed to be a contest....
I thought this was supposed to be a contest....
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5:30PM on 10/20/2011
bitch slap girls
bitch slap girls
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8:08PM on 10/20/2011
mean girls...
mean girls...
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8:35PM on 10/20/2011
I like how Lindsay Lohan isn't included in the Mean Girls even though she was the main character, but I'm fine with the other three so Mean Girls fo sho'
I like how Lindsay Lohan isn't included in the Mean Girls even though she was the main character, but I'm fine with the other three so Mean Girls fo sho'
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9:43PM on 10/20/2011
Mean Girls for sure purely just for Rachel McAdams!
Mean Girls for sure purely just for Rachel McAdams!
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2:51AM on 10/21/2011
Mean Girls. Amanda Seyfried and Lacey Chabert over all others.
Mean Girls. Amanda Seyfried and Lacey Chabert over all others.
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4:12AM on 10/21/2011

Mean Girls.

JUST for Lacey Chabert.
JUST for Lacey Chabert.
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5:56AM on 10/21/2011
Bitch Slap, followed by Mean Girls.
Bitch Slap, followed by Mean Girls.
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1:41AM on 10/22/2011
I'm gonna vote for Charlie's Angels simply because I don't think anyone else has yet. Plus Cameron Diaz was the hottest thing alive back in the 90's.
I'm gonna vote for Charlie's Angels simply because I don't think anyone else has yet. Plus Cameron Diaz was the hottest thing alive back in the 90's.
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4:01AM on 10/22/2011
Mean girls. Individually they'd still get my vote, put them together and its no contest.
Mean girls. Individually they'd still get my vote, put them together and its no contest.
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5:10AM on 10/23/2011

Charlie's Angels

Cameron Diaz at her peak and throw in Drew Barrymore and Lucy Liu. Doesn't get much better.
Cameron Diaz at her peak and throw in Drew Barrymore and Lucy Liu. Doesn't get much better.
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11:51PM on 10/23/2011
Mean Girls
Mean Girls
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7:49PM on 05/09/2012

Bitch Slap

By a mile. Sure, I'm fond of Amanda Seyfried and Lucy Liu, but for a threesome, this isn't close.
By a mile. Sure, I'm fond of Amanda Seyfried and Lucy Liu, but for a threesome, this isn't close.
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