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Battle of the Babes #181: Hot Heistresses

Nov. 3, 2011by: Cherry Liquor

TOWER HEIST looks like a great big ball of shit to me. It could be the funniest movie in the world and I still have no interest in dropping coin to go see it. Perhaps it's because the babe of the movie is Precious and as much as you might jump to judge me on discriminating against her because of her size, I'll be dead honest and say that looking at her frightens me, big or thin. Something about her. I'd much rather rent one of these other heist/thief movies, not just because I liked the movies, but because the babes in them are far less scary.

Angelina Jolie

Because the movie predates all the hype that now surround films getting released and needing a zillion promo pics of the people in them, it's hard to find a good quality image of Angelina looking like a tweeker car thief in GONE IN 60 SECONDS. You'll have to forgive me if you think otherwise, but dammit... this is one of the movies that made me drool for her. Bitches with bleached blonde hair, attitude and the ability to drive the f*ck out of a manual transmission car? Sign me up.

Catherine Zeta-Jones

ENTRAPMENT might have had the hardest sell in getting people to believe that the supple Catherine Zeta-Jones would boink the elderly Sean Connery, but then the woman married old Michael Douglas in real life, so I guess it makes sense. Honestly though, do you really need more proof of how hot of a heistress she is than that scene with her ass sliding under those red beams?

Charlize Theron

Charlize is always a winner in my book but I've heard rumours that while filming THE ITALIAN JOB, Edward Norton made himself to be the biggest, most miserable asshole to work with that the cast's ire toward him on screen was influenced by the off screen antics. Knowing she was dealing with him and remembering her scenes where she had to let him hit on her make her an even bigger star in my eyes. Smart woman, sexy woman, stealing woman.

Which of these babes steals your heart the best?

Source: IMDB

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4:18AM on 11/10/2011
that scene in Entrapment made me wear out my vhs version, luckily DVDs dont wear out lol...i do love me some charlize, great legs & ass
that scene in Entrapment made me wear out my vhs version, luckily DVDs dont wear out lol...i do love me some charlize, great legs & ass
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11:34AM on 11/05/2011
NO CONTEST , CHARLIZE !!
NO CONTEST , CHARLIZE !!
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1:46AM on 11/04/2011

Easily

Charlize Theron, she's stunning.
Charlize Theron, she's stunning.
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11:38PM on 11/03/2011

Catherine Zeta-Jones

A clear 2 babe battle here, but I'll give the edge to Zeta over the equally sexy Charlize. Angelina...never saw the appeal and still don't. She's a nasty stick with tits
A clear 2 babe battle here, but I'll give the edge to Zeta over the equally sexy Charlize. Angelina...never saw the appeal and still don't. She's a nasty stick with tits
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8:00PM on 11/03/2011
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Catherine Zeta-Jones
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3:32PM on 11/03/2011

angelina.

not even close.
not even close.
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2:50PM on 11/03/2011
Charlize Theron. No contest.
Charlize Theron. No contest.
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1:47PM on 11/03/2011

Miss Jones

Catherine Zeta-Jones wins. She was the sole reason to watch Entrapment and that training scene still gets my attention
Catherine Zeta-Jones wins. She was the sole reason to watch Entrapment and that training scene still gets my attention
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12:01PM on 11/03/2011

Charlize!

Although all 3 are gorgeous.
Although all 3 are gorgeous.
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11:37AM on 11/03/2011

Catherine Zeta-Jones

her scene in Entrapment is classic.
her scene in Entrapment is classic.
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10:49AM on 11/03/2011
Right now, I think Charlize Theron is the hottest. But seriously, all of these women are incredible. I would happily take any of them.
Right now, I think Charlize Theron is the hottest. But seriously, all of these women are incredible. I would happily take any of them.
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9:46AM on 11/03/2011

Angelina Jolie

All choice babes this week but for me, Angie will always trump them all.
All choice babes this week but for me, Angie will always trump them all.
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8:43AM on 11/03/2011
I remember when Entrapment came out. That shot of her ass was in EVERY single piece of marketing they had. If Entrapment had a McDonald's merchandise deal, they would've replaced sesame seed buns with Zeta-Jones buns.
I remember when Entrapment came out. That shot of her ass was in EVERY single piece of marketing they had. If Entrapment had a McDonald's merchandise deal, they would've replaced sesame seed buns with Zeta-Jones buns.
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8:32AM on 11/03/2011

Theron

Tough choice this time around. Is there an all of the above vote?
Tough choice this time around. Is there an all of the above vote?
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8:26AM on 11/03/2011

Angelina...

Anytime, anywhere! I want her to ravage me on the hood of my car.
Anytime, anywhere! I want her to ravage me on the hood of my car.
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5:41AM on 11/03/2011

Catherine Zeta Jones

In her prime she was the pinnacle of beauty
In her prime she was the pinnacle of beauty
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4:29AM on 11/03/2011
Angie and her man arms for me please.
Angie and her man arms for me please.
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3:24AM on 11/03/2011
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Catherine Zeta-Jones
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2:56AM on 11/03/2011
Theron. Classy, beautiful, intelligent. She does it for me.
Theron. Classy, beautiful, intelligent. She does it for me.
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2:40AM on 11/03/2011

Charlize Theron

Easy call for me.
Easy call for me.
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2:39AM on 11/03/2011

Charlize Theron. ☺

I would have said yes to Catherine Zeta-Jones like 8yrs ago, but not now. And definitely a no to the most overrated actress in the world.
I would have said yes to Catherine Zeta-Jones like 8yrs ago, but not now. And definitely a no to the most overrated actress in the world.
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