TOWER HEIST looks like a great big ball of shit to me. It could be the funniest movie in the world and I still have no interest in dropping coin to go see it. Perhaps it's because the babe of the movie is Precious and as much as you might jump to judge me on discriminating against her because of her size, I'll be dead honest and say that looking at her frightens me, big or thin. Something about her. I'd much rather rent one of these other heist/thief movies, not just because I liked the movies, but because the babes in them are far less scary.
Because the movie predates all the hype that now surround films getting released and needing a zillion promo pics of the people in them, it's hard to find a good quality image of Angelina looking like a tweeker car thief in GONE IN 60 SECONDS. You'll have to forgive me if you think otherwise, but dammit... this is one of the movies that made me drool for her. Bitches with bleached blonde hair, attitude and the ability to drive the f*ck out of a manual transmission car? Sign me up.
ENTRAPMENT might have had the hardest sell in getting people to believe that the supple Catherine Zeta-Jones would boink the elderly Sean Connery, but then the woman married old Michael Douglas in real life, so I guess it makes sense. Honestly though, do you really need more proof of how hot of a heistress she is than that scene with her ass sliding under those red beams?
Charlize is always a winner in my book but I've heard rumours that while filming THE ITALIAN JOB, Edward Norton made himself to be the biggest, most miserable asshole to work with that the cast's ire toward him on screen was influenced by the off screen antics. Knowing she was dealing with him and remembering her scenes where she had to let him hit on her make her an even bigger star in my eyes. Smart woman, sexy woman, stealing woman.
Which of these babes steals your heart the best?