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Battle of the Babes #184: The Men of True Blood

Nov. 24, 2011by: Cherry Liquor

Every Thanksgiving Battle of the Babes Thursday that's gone by in the past 3+ years that I've been writing this column, I've done something different from the norm because I assume most of you are watching sports or eating your mama's food instead of lounging on the interwebs. The last time I did a male BoB was with the fellas from the STAR TREK reboot, so it's about time to do another one and where better to look for tasty men folk than the super-sexualized vampire show, "True Blood"?

Alexander Skarsgard

Skars is the obligatory entry this week, since it's hard to deny that he's a huge fan favorite but I personally don't find him the least bit attractive. Too Nordic, too skinny, too creepy, whatever you want to call it. I'd have preferred including Sam Trammell (Sam Merlotte on the show) or even Terry Lowe (traumatized vet Terry Bellefleur) instead, but if I have to choose between Erik Northman and Bill Compton, the show's biggest male leads, I'll go with this dude.

Joe Manganiello

You know I give a shit about this dude if I bothered to learn how to spell his name without needing to look it up even 5 seconds. Joe came in during the third season to rock the Trewbies' boat (now that fan nickname I'm uncertain as to the spelling of) as werehottie Alcide. Joe is hot, Joe is built as hardcore as a man can get (liken this to one of the curviest women in the business, if you're having trouble getting your gay side to cooperate, fellas) and his character is a sensitive softie. What's not to like?

Ryan Kwanten

First, is there anyone else out there besides me who actually liked the horror flick DEAD SILENCE? I usually get mocked for saying I remember the movie let alone the fact that I liked it. This is where I remember Kwanten from originally, so when I checked him out on the HBO series as Jason Stackhouse, he had built-in love from me. From what I've heard and read, (staff correspondent JimmyO met Ryan while he was promoting RED HILL) he's also a super swell guy in real life.

Which dude here are your Truly Thankful for?

Extra Tidbit: I think I did an Emma Battle at some point, so that might have caused the confusion over Emma Stone not being in the 21 & Fun Battle, but that also might have to do with the fact that I fully understand most of you don't read the words next to the pictures. For the win last week, Jennifer Lawrence racked up 21 votes (natch!) for 48% of the vote and the overall win. Emma Watson was naturally very close with 41% of the votes and Kristen Stewart picked up the remaining 11% of the tally.
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2:59AM on 11/24/2011
Okay someone explain to me who decided to make moviehotties an equal opportunity site and why. Having said that, as a straight male totally comfortable in his sexuality; Joe Manganiello, because he's more rugged.
Okay someone explain to me who decided to make moviehotties an equal opportunity site and why. Having said that, as a straight male totally comfortable in his sexuality; Joe Manganiello, because he's more rugged.
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2:49PM on 11/28/2011
What???...I NEVER said the articles didn't bother me. What are you talking about?
What???...I NEVER said the articles didn't bother me. What are you talking about?
12:01PM on 11/28/2011
This is going be my last post. This has gotten way too long now.

Sure Pump, you say the articles don't bother you and yet you don't want similar articles to be posted in the future. Why is something that you clearly have no issue on bother you so much?
This is going be my last post. This has gotten way too long now.

Sure Pump, you say the articles don't bother you and yet you don't want similar articles to be posted in the future. Why is something that you clearly have no issue on bother you so much?
2:32PM on 11/27/2011
A contradicting argument from me or Tagia_Romero? If it's me, how was I making a contradicting argument?
A contradicting argument from me or Tagia_Romero? If it's me, how was I making a contradicting argument?
1:41PM on 11/27/2011
Talk about a contradicting argument.
Talk about a contradicting argument.
9:48PM on 11/26/2011
What?....I NEVER said I didn't have an issue with it. Where are you reading that? I do have an issue with it because it's happened twice this week and I don't want it to continue happening. It's annoying.
What?....I NEVER said I didn't have an issue with it. Where are you reading that? I do have an issue with it because it's happened twice this week and I don't want it to continue happening. It's annoying.
8:15PM on 11/26/2011
So what were you complaining about in the first place if you just said you didn't have an issue with these occasional articles being posted?
So what were you complaining about in the first place if you just said you didn't have an issue with these occasional articles being posted?
8:11PM on 11/26/2011
Are you ignoring some of my replies? I ALREADY said that it wouldn't make my day worse. I just wouldn't want it to continue to happen. Also, don't talk to me like I'm a moron. I KNOW the term hottie can be used for both sexes. I've always known that. Stop acting like you're giving me a lesson.
Are you ignoring some of my replies? I ALREADY said that it wouldn't make my day worse. I just wouldn't want it to continue to happen. Also, don't talk to me like I'm a moron. I KNOW the term hottie can be used for both sexes. I've always known that. Stop acting like you're giving me a lesson.
7:20PM on 11/26/2011
Well you see, obviously these two articles bother you somehow. My advice is that you best speak to Cherry and reach some kind of understanding. Quite frankly, I think you're being a bit of an alarmist. So what if the occasional male article turns up? Does that make you day worse? Does that make your stomach explode? Does that make your cereal taste sour? It's a nice thought by a female writer on a mainly male-driven site to provide other female readers with a spot of entertainment. And as I
Well you see, obviously these two articles bother you somehow. My advice is that you best speak to Cherry and reach some kind of understanding. Quite frankly, I think you're being a bit of an alarmist. So what if the occasional male article turns up? Does that make you day worse? Does that make your stomach explode? Does that make your cereal taste sour? It's a nice thought by a female writer on a mainly male-driven site to provide other female readers with a spot of entertainment. And as I said before, the term 'hottie' can be used on both sexes, the design and the demographic can change a little, but that shouldn't discourage anybody from frequenting the part of the web.
5:27PM on 11/26/2011
My point is that I, and many other users on this site, would still like this site to only be about female hotties. Joblo could make a site on here that is a male version of this one if they felt the need to talk about men.
My point is that I, and many other users on this site, would still like this site to only be about female hotties. Joblo could make a site on here that is a male version of this one if they felt the need to talk about men.
2:57PM on 11/26/2011
So what IS your point?
So what IS your point?
2:24PM on 11/26/2011
You know it wouldn't, but that's not the point.
You know it wouldn't, but that's not the point.
11:08PM on 11/25/2011
Would it seriously ruin your day if you saw more of these articles?
Would it seriously ruin your day if you saw more of these articles?
11:27AM on 11/25/2011
Things* could possibly change. We could possibly see more headlines about men. So your reply makes no sense.
Things* could possibly change. We could possibly see more headlines about men. So your reply makes no sense.
11:26AM on 11/25/2011
[link] could possibly change. We could possibly see more headlines about men. So your reply makes no sense.
[link] could possibly change. We could possibly see more headlines about men. So your reply makes no sense.
12:34AM on 11/25/2011
With the way you worded your comment, you seemed so disappointed. Women also read these articles. It's just a writer wanting to give the female fans something to participate in. Just a deviation on the usual. Women are still going to be featured so this uproar makes no sense since nothing is going to change.
With the way you worded your comment, you seemed so disappointed. Women also read these articles. It's just a writer wanting to give the female fans something to participate in. Just a deviation on the usual. Women are still going to be featured so this uproar makes no sense since nothing is going to change.
5:34PM on 11/24/2011
Tagia_Romero.....I don't know why that is. It just was...OK?
Tagia_Romero.....I don't know why that is. It just was...OK?
5:33PM on 11/24/2011
horrorfan23....I NEVER said I controlled the content of the site. So think before you write your reply....Also there was a Hot or Not article on the 22nd about Gosling. Yes, this won't hurt anyone, but it will be annoying if it happens more often. To me it will. I'm just expressing my opinion. I didn't bash anyone about it.
horrorfan23....I NEVER said I controlled the content of the site. So think before you write your reply....Also there was a Hot or Not article on the 22nd about Gosling. Yes, this won't hurt anyone, but it will be annoying if it happens more often. To me it will. I'm just expressing my opinion. I didn't bash anyone about it.
3:41PM on 11/24/2011
@Pump: I didn't know you controlled the content on the site. Hear ye Hear ye.
@Pump: I didn't know you controlled the content on the site. Hear ye Hear ye.
3:39PM on 11/24/2011
It's just one article. It ain't going to hurt anyone if guys are represented.
It's just one article. It ain't going to hurt anyone if guys are represented.
3:36PM on 11/24/2011
@ LovePump- Indeed. And why is that?
@ LovePump- Indeed. And why is that?
3:03PM on 11/24/2011
We know the term hotties is given to both sexes, Tagia_Romero, but the site, until now, was ONLY about the FEMALE hotties.
We know the term hotties is given to both sexes, Tagia_Romero, but the site, until now, was ONLY about the FEMALE hotties.
2:47PM on 11/24/2011
The last time I checked, the term 'hottie' can be given to both sexes. Quite frankly, I think it's a great idea because, you know, women like sexy unattainable menz too. There is such a thing as the female gaze, and Cherry is indulging that.
The last time I checked, the term 'hottie' can be given to both sexes. Quite frankly, I think it's a great idea because, you know, women like sexy unattainable menz too. There is such a thing as the female gaze, and Cherry is indulging that.
3:27AM on 11/24/2011
Alexander Skarsgard. Nooooo, doubt what so ever!
Alexander Skarsgard. Nooooo, doubt what so ever!
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6:25AM on 11/24/2011
Ooops wrong website.... oh no wait, it's correct, just broken.

There's a gazillion shitty magazines and websites for the girls to flock to, do we need to do this here?
Ooops wrong website.... oh no wait, it's correct, just broken.

There's a gazillion shitty magazines and websites for the girls to flock to, do we need to do this here?
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10:51AM on 11/25/2011
Sorry, I forgot that a movie hottie website is immune to any good manners? I'm so sorry Nutz! Would you ever forgive me?

I'm done. I just continued because you continued to make an ass out of yourself (not the first time) so I'll let you back to doing your high school paper.
Sorry, I forgot that a movie hottie website is immune to any good manners? I'm so sorry Nutz! Would you ever forgive me?

I'm done. I just continued because you continued to make an ass out of yourself (not the first time) so I'll let you back to doing your high school paper.
10:36AM on 11/25/2011
I sincerely HATE dragging this shit on, but, I just want to clarify that...

"why are there guys on a movie hotties site?" DOES NOT MEAN "horrorfan23 wants this site to stop featuring women".

I've no idea where you pulled that from. And it's not that I can't accept these manly articles, I just don't want it. I have no power over the website so I expect the shit to go down regardless of me questioning it (not demanding it btw).

Common courtesy on a website mainly featuring scantily clad
I sincerely HATE dragging this shit on, but, I just want to clarify that...

"why are there guys on a movie hotties site?" DOES NOT MEAN "horrorfan23 wants this site to stop featuring women".

I've no idea where you pulled that from. And it's not that I can't accept these manly articles, I just don't want it. I have no power over the website so I expect the shit to go down regardless of me questioning it (not demanding it btw).

Common courtesy on a website mainly featuring scantily clad women and sex scene videos. Right-o then. Time to man up and move on. I won't be checking here so if you continue to post then it's just for show. this really didn't require such a drawn out, pointless discussion.
10:01AM on 11/25/2011
So what was that original comment trying to say if not "why are there guys on a movie hotties site? Like WTF".

You can't accept a couple of articles featuring guys? Also, I didn't know defending a woman was immediatly considered trying to get laid. I always it was called fucking common courtesy and respect, but you obviously don't possess that.
So what was that original comment trying to say if not "why are there guys on a movie hotties site? Like WTF".

You can't accept a couple of articles featuring guys? Also, I didn't know defending a woman was immediatly considered trying to get laid. I always it was called fucking common courtesy and respect, but you obviously don't possess that.
4:50AM on 11/25/2011
Adorable and kid? Wow mr adult sir thank you for your useless post, but why step out of your regular routine?

Horrorfan I never said anything about you wanting the site to go male only. Seriously though, not all men are into the 'I'll make a gay comment online because it's cool these days' thing so ive no interest in doing so. You're the one that lashed out with the insecure comments. If you're lucky one of those female readers will see you sticking up for them on here and offer you a lay.
Adorable and kid? Wow mr adult sir thank you for your useless post, but why step out of your regular routine?

Horrorfan I never said anything about you wanting the site to go male only. Seriously though, not all men are into the 'I'll make a gay comment online because it's cool these days' thing so ive no interest in doing so. You're the one that lashed out with the insecure comments. If you're lucky one of those female readers will see you sticking up for them on here and offer you a lay. Goal!
12:31AM on 11/25/2011
@Nutz: Do I want the site to stop featuring women? No. So YOU think about what you say when you reply. Women read this site as well and movie hotties applies to both guys and women. Is it that bad for the female section of the fans to get their own articles every once in a while? That's why I typed the insecure comment. Two articles and people think that the site has converted to a guys only photo showcase when it is just doing something different.

Oh well, it's obvious you can't handle a
@Nutz: Do I want the site to stop featuring women? No. So YOU think about what you say when you reply. Women read this site as well and movie hotties applies to both guys and women. Is it that bad for the female section of the fans to get their own articles every once in a while? That's why I typed the insecure comment. Two articles and people think that the site has converted to a guys only photo showcase when it is just doing something different.

Oh well, it's obvious you can't handle a little change. Go to Egotastic. You'll be much happier there.
9:30PM on 11/24/2011
Hahaha this post is adorable. How old are you, kid?
Hahaha this post is adorable. How old are you, kid?
6:56PM on 11/24/2011
Aaaand attack of the dodgy phone typing. Just to correct part of my post below...

I fail to see how not wanting to come to a site that's mostly filled with mostly naked women and instead choose which man I think is sexiest makes me insecure.
Aaaand attack of the dodgy phone typing. Just to correct part of my post below...

I fail to see how not wanting to come to a site that's mostly filled with mostly naked women and instead choose which man I think is sexiest makes me insecure.
6:52PM on 11/24/2011
No, the majority, and by a long way, of viewers are male. The site is aimed at men otherwise there'd be a 'bulge of the day' or some shit. This is the second post on men with the last hot or not flipped for a man. A Scrooge I'm not, I come here to ogle some of the finer things in life and I land on a page full of guys.

And horrorfan I was waiting on someone to bend over and say the predictable. I fail to see how not wanting to come to a site that's mostly filled with mostly naked women and
No, the majority, and by a long way, of viewers are male. The site is aimed at men otherwise there'd be a 'bulge of the day' or some shit. This is the second post on men with the last hot or not flipped for a man. A Scrooge I'm not, I come here to ogle some of the finer things in life and I land on a page full of guys.

And horrorfan I was waiting on someone to bend over and say the predictable. I fail to see how not wanting to come to a site that's mostly filled with mostly naked women and instead choose which man I think is sexiest. Just think about the words you speak first maybe?
10:42AM on 11/24/2011
I sense someone's a little insecure.
I sense someone's a little insecure.
10:19AM on 11/24/2011
First of all, respect the author and their freedom to post what they want. Second, assuming that this site's base is all male is incorrect and stereotypical, thirds, it's one post so chill and stop being a scrooge.
First of all, respect the author and their freedom to post what they want. Second, assuming that this site's base is all male is incorrect and stereotypical, thirds, it's one post so chill and stop being a scrooge.
7:33AM on 11/24/2011

Alexander Skarsgard

If I was a chick I'd most likely be into Eric Northman.
If I was a chick I'd most likely be into Eric Northman.
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10:18AM on 11/24/2011

Joe

This is the hardest choice ever.
This is the hardest choice ever.
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10:33AM on 11/24/2011

Tough choice...

But I think I'm going to go with Alcide... Er Joe... Alexander would be a VERY close second.
But I think I'm going to go with Alcide... Er Joe... Alexander would be a VERY close second.
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10:42AM on 11/24/2011
I don't watch the show, but as someone who isn't a scared homophobic prick, then I think I'll go with Ryan. He was good in Dead Silence and that's an underrated movie in my opinion.
I don't watch the show, but as someone who isn't a scared homophobic prick, then I think I'll go with Ryan. He was good in Dead Silence and that's an underrated movie in my opinion.
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10:42AM on 11/24/2011
I don't watch the show, but as someone who isn't a scared homophobic prick, then I think I'll go with Ryan. He was good in Dead Silence and that's an underrated movie in my opinion.
I don't watch the show, but as someone who isn't a scared homophobic prick, then I think I'll go with Ryan. He was good in Dead Silence and that's an underrated movie in my opinion.
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10:56AM on 11/24/2011

Joe Manganiello

Took me me a while to pysch myself into a bi state of mind for these choices. If it ain't Hugh Jackman or a few others, full gay mode isn't an option. Pictures didn't do too much for me but Joe's rugged look clinched it for me. This must of been Skar's best pic that I've seen of him so far. I'd have to watch an episode of True Blood one day to see their true allure on the fairer sex.
Took me me a while to pysch myself into a bi state of mind for these choices. If it ain't Hugh Jackman or a few others, full gay mode isn't an option. Pictures didn't do too much for me but Joe's rugged look clinched it for me. This must of been Skar's best pic that I've seen of him so far. I'd have to watch an episode of True Blood one day to see their true allure on the fairer sex.
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11:17AM on 11/24/2011
Joe by a mile! I mancrush the shit out of that dude.. look at that bod.
Joe by a mile! I mancrush the shit out of that dude.. look at that bod.
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1:03PM on 11/24/2011

Ryan Kwanten

Since I'm having a hard time (LOL) summoning 'teh gay' today, I'm going purely on acting ability. It takes a very smart actor to convincingly play a dumb character and Kwanten's been doing that very well for 4 seasons now.

And I have no problem giving the ladies something to look at. After all, 'Movie Hottie' is a generic term, and I'm secure enough in my masculinity that I can find a guy attractive.
Since I'm having a hard time (LOL) summoning 'teh gay' today, I'm going purely on acting ability. It takes a very smart actor to convincingly play a dumb character and Kwanten's been doing that very well for 4 seasons now.

And I have no problem giving the ladies something to look at. After all, 'Movie Hottie' is a generic term, and I'm secure enough in my masculinity that I can find a guy attractive.
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1:10PM on 11/24/2011
Jason Stackhouse is a bimbo and I like them that way
Jason Stackhouse is a bimbo and I like them that way
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2:45PM on 11/24/2011
Alex and Joe, because I quite possibly decide.
Alex and Joe, because I quite possibly decide.
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2:47PM on 11/24/2011
Alex and Joe, because I quite possibly decide.
Alex and Joe, because I quite possibly decide.
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7:19PM on 11/24/2011
GIMME EM ALLLLLLLL! AT THE SAME TIME!
GIMME EM ALLLLLLLL! AT THE SAME TIME!
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12:49PM on 11/25/2011
On the "Movies Hotties" sign, that's a chick, not a dude. Enough said.

Also, the rating: I dislike this "girl."
On the "Movies Hotties" sign, that's a chick, not a dude. Enough said.

Also, the rating: I dislike this "girl."
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11:18PM on 11/25/2011
There's another 1,000 articles featuring women. You'll live.
There's another 1,000 articles featuring women. You'll live.
6:22PM on 11/25/2011
Oh boo hoo now you have to look at a picture of a guy.
Oh boo hoo now you have to look at a picture of a guy.
6:21PM on 11/25/2011
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9:21PM on 11/25/2011
I put this question to my wife and she said Joe Manganiello by far, so score this vote for him.
I put this question to my wife and she said Joe Manganiello by far, so score this vote for him.
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11:43PM on 11/27/2011

Glad I was gone

...and missed this weeks category, but I do applaud your efforts in trying to come up with something different. :)
...and missed this weeks category, but I do applaud your efforts in trying to come up with something different. :)
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