I need people to stop telling me that THE SITTER looks so f*cking hysterical to them before I go postal. Dude, it's ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING with a fat dude instead of the righteous Elisabeth Shue (with the insanely awesome cameo by D'Onofrio looking like Thor). Gimme that one any day. So I started thinking about how many of the other older things are better than the newer things and of course we can't avoid the release of NEW YEAR'S EVE this week, so how about the more mature hotties from that flick duking it out?
You can't go wrong with a little Gugino in your films. It still amazes me how she went from being the unknown hottie from the farm in SON-IN-LAW with Pauly Shore so many years ago, working her way through obscure role battles until she was inexplicably cast as the mom of a couple of tweens in the SPY KIDS series to straight up being one of the bravest older actresses working today (look at SIN CITY, or any of the ELEKTRA LUXX series of films). Carla is sensational in every minute of her 40 years.
From what I can gather from the trailers for this film, either Pfeiffer is dying from something and needs to complete a bucket list or she's a really crafty cougar looking to score some Zac Efron ass. Seeing as how he tried to dispel the gay rumours after he broke up earlier this year with Vanessa Hudgens by leaking pics of his junk onto the interwebs, perhaps Michelle has a good chance with the boy. And honestly? Have you ever seen a 53-year old woman look this insanely good without all the plastic surgery help?
She's 39. She has a 19-year old son. She's acting opposite one of the most legendary men from television sitcoms and not only holding her own but in many scenes making him the paler in comparison. Sofia Vergara has been around awhile but took her late 30's to forcefully burst into the center of everyone's attention. She's quick, witty, unapologetic about her Latin roots and has a REAL woman's body. This is a woman who puts the youngsters to SHAME.
Which old would you like to ring the new out of?