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Battle of the Babes #186: New Year's Eve Battle

Dec. 8, 2011by: Cherry Liquor

I need people to stop telling me that THE SITTER looks so f*cking hysterical to them before I go postal. Dude, it's ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING with a fat dude instead of the righteous Elisabeth Shue (with the insanely awesome cameo by D'Onofrio looking like Thor). Gimme that one any day. So I started thinking about how many of the other older things are better than the newer things and of course we can't avoid the release of NEW YEAR'S EVE this week, so how about the more mature hotties from that flick duking it out?

Carla Gugino

You can't go wrong with a little Gugino in your films. It still amazes me how she went from being the unknown hottie from the farm in SON-IN-LAW with Pauly Shore so many years ago, working her way through obscure role battles until she was inexplicably cast as the mom of a couple of tweens in the SPY KIDS series to straight up being one of the bravest older actresses working today (look at SIN CITY, or any of the ELEKTRA LUXX series of films). Carla is sensational in every minute of her 40 years.

Michelle Pfeiffer

From what I can gather from the trailers for this film, either Pfeiffer is dying from something and needs to complete a bucket list or she's a really crafty cougar looking to score some Zac Efron ass. Seeing as how he tried to dispel the gay rumours after he broke up earlier this year with Vanessa Hudgens by leaking pics of his junk onto the interwebs, perhaps Michelle has a good chance with the boy. And honestly? Have you ever seen a 53-year old woman look this insanely good without all the plastic surgery help?

Sofia Vergara

She's 39. She has a 19-year old son. She's acting opposite one of the most legendary men from television sitcoms and not only holding her own but in many scenes making him the paler in comparison. Sofia Vergara has been around awhile but took her late 30's to forcefully burst into the center of everyone's attention. She's quick, witty, unapologetic about her Latin roots and has a REAL woman's body. This is a woman who puts the youngsters to SHAME.

Which old would you like to ring the new out of?

Extra Tidbit: No joke it was a landslide last week in the Battle of the Pixie cuts. I thought that if I put in Ginnifer Goodwin you might complain about ALL of the choices (or worse... not vote at all). That said, Goodwin got a 7% write-in vote, tying her with Michelle Williams. Selma Blair took 14% of the vote and Halle dominated with the remaining 71%.
Source: IMDB

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6:08PM on 12/10/2011
That first one scared the Dickens out of me.

Vergara > Tiny White Woman
That first one scared the Dickens out of me.

Vergara > Tiny White Woman
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12:26PM on 12/10/2011

Carla is so hot...

But I could never pass up a chance with Pfeiffer
But I could never pass up a chance with Pfeiffer
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11:36AM on 12/09/2011
They are all great and I have some serious love for Carla but Sofia takes this one. She is AMAZING!
They are all great and I have some serious love for Carla but Sofia takes this one. She is AMAZING!
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10:11AM on 12/09/2011

Carla for SURE

I love all these ladies, but Carla is smokin' hot.
I love all these ladies, but Carla is smokin' hot.
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10:05AM on 12/09/2011

Carla Gugino

Great selections this week but it would be a toss up between Gugino & Vergara. Vergara's motor-mouth Latina thing would wear through my patience pretty quick so Carla gets the nod this week for me.
Great selections this week but it would be a toss up between Gugino & Vergara. Vergara's motor-mouth Latina thing would wear through my patience pretty quick so Carla gets the nod this week for me.
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4:39AM on 12/09/2011
Carla.
Carla.
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8:04PM on 12/08/2011

Carla!

Carla Gugino, all the way. Second would be Michelle, and in a distant third is Sofia "Still Looks Like A Trannie" Vergara.

BTW I didn't know write-in votes were allowed on that last one. I would have easily wrote-in for Emma Watson (I suspect most people would have).
Carla Gugino, all the way. Second would be Michelle, and in a distant third is Sofia "Still Looks Like A Trannie" Vergara.

BTW I didn't know write-in votes were allowed on that last one. I would have easily wrote-in for Emma Watson (I suspect most people would have).
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6:41PM on 12/08/2011

Pfeiffer

Oh yeah, and "The Dishes Are Done Mannnn!"
Oh yeah, and "The Dishes Are Done Mannnn!"
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4:05PM on 12/08/2011

Carla for damn sure!

As much as Michelle Pfeiffer is a sexual goddess, Carla sets my nads on fire every time I think of her. *drool*
As much as Michelle Pfeiffer is a sexual goddess, Carla sets my nads on fire every time I think of her. *drool*
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3:40PM on 12/08/2011
Carla, and I didn't even need to check the rest of the list.
Carla, and I didn't even need to check the rest of the list.
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2:25PM on 12/08/2011

Pfeiffer

It's a tough choice, but I love her voice. Carla Gugino is hot but her man eating confidence leaves me cold because at least as far as screen persona goes, she appears to have no emotional connection with her boning buddies. Sofia Vergara is cool, but there's just something about Michelle Pfeiffer.
It's a tough choice, but I love her voice. Carla Gugino is hot but her man eating confidence leaves me cold because at least as far as screen persona goes, she appears to have no emotional connection with her boning buddies. Sofia Vergara is cool, but there's just something about Michelle Pfeiffer.
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1:44PM on 12/08/2011
PFEIFFER! Michelle has always been my favorite actress. A true beauty!
PFEIFFER! Michelle has always been my favorite actress. A true beauty!
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1:43PM on 12/08/2011

Sofia Vergara

Sofia is clearly the class of the field here from head to toe. I do like Gugino also and thought that may be my pick until I got to Sofia, Michelle never really knocked me off feet and still doesn't for some reason.
Sofia is clearly the class of the field here from head to toe. I do like Gugino also and thought that may be my pick until I got to Sofia, Michelle never really knocked me off feet and still doesn't for some reason.
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1:25PM on 12/08/2011

Michelle Pfeiffer.

This one was easy. Nothing against the other two, but it's not even close.
This one was easy. Nothing against the other two, but it's not even close.
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11:32AM on 12/08/2011
Michelle!
Michelle!
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11:32AM on 12/08/2011
CARLA GUGINO is a Lady built for sin , MICHELLE PFEIFFER is a Classic Hottie , but Sofia Vergara is simply incredible , and she gets my nod .
CARLA GUGINO is a Lady built for sin , MICHELLE PFEIFFER is a Classic Hottie , but Sofia Vergara is simply incredible , and she gets my nod .
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11:21AM on 12/08/2011

IronFist66

Always been a sucker for Michelle Pfeiffer!!
Always been a sucker for Michelle Pfeiffer!!
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11:19AM on 12/08/2011
Definitely Carla.
Definitely Carla.
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10:35AM on 12/08/2011

Michelle

Catwoman.
Catwoman.
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10:09AM on 12/08/2011
Gosh, this is hard. Still, Carla Gugino!
Gosh, this is hard. Still, Carla Gugino!
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9:24AM on 12/08/2011

Carla!

Carla Gugino is hot to look at in a still photo, but insanely hot in motion. She's at the top of the list for sure.
Carla Gugino is hot to look at in a still photo, but insanely hot in motion. She's at the top of the list for sure.
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8:46AM on 12/08/2011

Catwoman

The one and only! If you ever throw Pfeiffer into the mix, she's gonna win for me. Michelle is unstoppable.
The one and only! If you ever throw Pfeiffer into the mix, she's gonna win for me. Michelle is unstoppable.
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6:57AM on 12/08/2011

Michelle

Michelle Pfeiffer's 30-years reign as the most beautiful woman on earth doesn't seem about to end
Michelle Pfeiffer's 30-years reign as the most beautiful woman on earth doesn't seem about to end
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6:53AM on 12/08/2011

Michelle Pfeiffer

Ths one os REALLY complicated!! If it's for one night I maybe take Sofia... but Michelle is just THE WOMAN.
Ths one os REALLY complicated!! If it's for one night I maybe take Sofia... but Michelle is just THE WOMAN.
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6:05AM on 12/08/2011

Sofia Vergara

They all look amazing and this was really tough for me. Vergara wins just barely.
They all look amazing and this was really tough for me. Vergara wins just barely.
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5:29AM on 12/08/2011

Michelle Pfeiffer

As much as I love Carla Gugino, Michelle Pfeiffer is just eternal.
As much as I love Carla Gugino, Michelle Pfeiffer is just eternal.
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2:16AM on 12/08/2011
Carla Gugino all the way. She's a goddess.
Carla Gugino all the way. She's a goddess.
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