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Battle of the Babes #191: Wahlberg's Women II

Jan. 12, 2012by: Cherry Liquor

Am I the only person who thinks that it looks like Mark Wahlberg is scratching his back on the poster for CONTRABAND? Or that the guy is so much better when he's not playing a hard ass and lets himself have some fun? (I HEART HUCKABEES has to be one of my favorite roles of his, but THE OTHER GUYS and DATE NIGHT rank up there too.) Still, with that serious mug, he brings in some serious hotties. Let's evaluate a few more, since I previously battled 3 different ones of his.

Kate Beckinsale

CONTRABAND, from the trailers that I've watched, comes off as a weak alternate to the underrated and pretty damn good RUNNING SCARED. This time it's Wahlberg with the hot wife he's got to protect from the bad guys but if there isn't a scene where he's eating out Kate Beckinsale on top of the family dryer, I doubt the movie is going to grab my attention all that quickly or maintain it like Farmiga did later in the flick with her mobster wife rationality.

Mila Kunis

Didn't believe her for a hot second that she was a badass in MAX PAYNE but I'm not going to dis Mila Kunis for attempting to do something different than what she's known for. She has spot-on comedic timing which shouldn't go to waste and a sense of line delivery that packs a major punch with that squeaky little voice of hers. But no more law enforcement roles for her please. Well, unless they have some faked topless pics in them as well.

Zooey Deschanel

"Don'tcha wanna know what happened to the bees?" I can't help it, I often randomly spout that off when I overhear someone asking a stupid question at a retail store. It makes sense that that life from THE HAPPENING should be inserted into any implausible everyday interaction that you encounter. Wahlberg famously dissed being in this movie, stating that he wanted the chance to play a teacher instead of a hardass for once. I say stick to comedy the way your HAPPENING co-star Zooey Deschanel sticks to her stereotype of being the "wacky kooky chick" that dudes believe they can find around any corner if they look hard enough.

Which one of Wahlberg's women makes you wanna go face first into her honey pot?

Extra Tidbit: One young adult you're never going to get down is Charlize Theron, who slammed the competition with a 54% majority vote last week, despite the claims that many of the voters thought it was a tough choice or would have gone for all three. Rachel Weisz was a distant second with 29% and Emily Blunt swept up the remaining 17%.
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9:42AM on 01/13/2012

Kate Beckinsale

Even though AmericanMovieFan killed a little bit of my dreamworld by revealing that Kate is part plastic. It still doesn't stop me from voting for K-Becks. She a woman among little girls in this week's B.O.T.B.
Even though AmericanMovieFan killed a little bit of my dreamworld by revealing that Kate is part plastic. It still doesn't stop me from voting for K-Becks. She a woman among little girls in this week's B.O.T.B.
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8:29AM on 01/13/2012

Mila Kunis

Beckinsale is insanely hot but Kunis barely edges her out.
Beckinsale is insanely hot but Kunis barely edges her out.
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5:28AM on 01/13/2012

Zooey

Beckinsale is pretty. Kunis has her moments. But Zooey is adorable, sexy and stunning.
Beckinsale is pretty. Kunis has her moments. But Zooey is adorable, sexy and stunning.
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2:41AM on 01/13/2012
Mila Kunis, because Kate Beckinsale is made hot by plastic surgery, Zooey Deschanel is just so damn hipster-cute its getting annoying and Mila Kunis has been hot since she was 14- I can say it because she was supposed to be 18 on That 70's Show!
Mila Kunis, because Kate Beckinsale is made hot by plastic surgery, Zooey Deschanel is just so damn hipster-cute its getting annoying and Mila Kunis has been hot since she was 14- I can say it because she was supposed to be 18 on That 70's Show!
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12:02AM on 01/13/2012

THIS IS SO HARD

I love all three.

As much as I love Zooey and Mila, they seem attainable to me. But if I met Beckinsale I'd turn into a blubbering mess.

So Kate Beckinsale it is.
I love all three.

As much as I love Zooey and Mila, they seem attainable to me. But if I met Beckinsale I'd turn into a blubbering mess.

So Kate Beckinsale it is.
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10:40PM on 01/12/2012
I voted for Kate because I used COMMON SENSE.
I voted for Kate because I used COMMON SENSE.
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10:23PM on 01/12/2012
Kate Beckinsale may be the most beautiful woman i've ever seen. She always takes my breath away and even though she's getting older she's still incredible.
Kate Beckinsale may be the most beautiful woman i've ever seen. She always takes my breath away and even though she's getting older she's still incredible.
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7:43PM on 01/12/2012

Zooey

Another great group of 3, but for me it's between Zooey and Mila. I'm not so much into the super thin which leads me to the real, genuine curvey cuteness that is Zooey.
Another great group of 3, but for me it's between Zooey and Mila. I'm not so much into the super thin which leads me to the real, genuine curvey cuteness that is Zooey.
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6:24PM on 01/12/2012

IronFist66

Kate...Hot to the max!!
Kate...Hot to the max!!
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4:06PM on 01/12/2012

Mila

Mila Kunis FTW
Mila Kunis FTW
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2:26PM on 01/12/2012
MILA MILA MILA
MILA MILA MILA
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2:11PM on 01/12/2012
They are all lovely but this isn't even close. Kate Beckinsale crushes Mila Kunis and Zooey. Crushes.
They are all lovely but this isn't even close. Kate Beckinsale crushes Mila Kunis and Zooey. Crushes.
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11:58AM on 01/12/2012
Kate B.
Kate B.
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11:16AM on 01/12/2012

K-Becks

Kate wins, easily. Mila is quite nice too though. Zooey however is just overrated.
Kate wins, easily. Mila is quite nice too though. Zooey however is just overrated.
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11:14AM on 01/12/2012
Kunis
Kunis
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10:53AM on 01/12/2012

Beckinsale

Kunis is cute, Zooey is overrated, but Beckinsale is a goddess
Kunis is cute, Zooey is overrated, but Beckinsale is a goddess
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10:46AM on 01/12/2012
Can we just say wahlberg is the real winner? If not, I am going with Mila.
Can we just say wahlberg is the real winner? If not, I am going with Mila.
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10:30AM on 01/12/2012

Kate FTW!

Mila is perfect but Kate is even more perfect even though that makes no sense.
Mila is perfect but Kate is even more perfect even though that makes no sense.
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9:03AM on 01/12/2012
Zooey Deschanel.
Zooey Deschanel.
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8:43AM on 01/12/2012
Mila
Mila
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8:23AM on 01/12/2012

Mila Kunis

with Zooey a close second. Mila has better taste in projects than the other two (loved her in Black Swan) and she still gets props for going to dinner with that Marine last year.

I love Zooey's eyes and her vibe. Kate needs to stop doing Underworld: the fact that Awakening is not being screened for press before its opening speaks volumes.
with Zooey a close second. Mila has better taste in projects than the other two (loved her in Black Swan) and she still gets props for going to dinner with that Marine last year.

I love Zooey's eyes and her vibe. Kate needs to stop doing Underworld: the fact that Awakening is not being screened for press before its opening speaks volumes.
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7:58AM on 01/12/2012

eeny meeny miney mo...

mila wins for me....
mila wins for me....
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7:04AM on 01/12/2012
Beckinsale anywhere, anytime.
Beckinsale anywhere, anytime.
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4:22AM on 01/12/2012
ZOOEEEEEEY!!!!
ZOOEEEEEEY!!!!
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3:21AM on 01/12/2012
Kate Beckinsale by a trillion miles....If she doesn't win then that will be a huge travesty and...and just stupid.
Kate Beckinsale by a trillion miles....If she doesn't win then that will be a huge travesty and...and just stupid.
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3:03AM on 01/12/2012

Mila

of the Kunis
of the Kunis
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2:14AM on 01/12/2012
All Three!!
All Three!!
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