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Battle of the Babes #195: Sexy Sparks Ladies

Feb. 9, 2012by: Cherry Liquor

Know thy enemy, fellas. When it comes to movies, your most heated opposition is that Nicholas Sparks chap, the dude who writes the books that they base movies like this week's release THE VOW on. The dude peddles an unrealistic view of what your love for your gal should be, this gag-fest worthy devotion that you need to bow to. Most chicks buy into this shit. At the very least, these three actresses have in various Sparks book-to-movies.

Amanda Seyfried

Just as I was about to write this portion of the article, I heard my cat making that wet pukey sound that cats make. By the time that DEAR JOHN had debuted, I'd given up trying to give a shit about understanding my enemy, so I've never seen Amanda Seyfried have to pine for Channing "Short Bus" Tatum. Yes, I understand that people think it's mean that I call him that, but I'm not trying to be rude or demeaning. Just like these Sparks books/movies shouldn't be to the women of the world. (And since Tatum is also in THE VOW, I can dog on him extra, so suck it.)

Diane Lane

Diane Lane, man. Richard Gere. James Franco. A title with a hard to pronounce locale? I figured if any of the Sparks debacles was to pass the mustard (or whatever you kids are saying these days) it would have been from this crew in NIGHTS IN RODANTHE. Nope. More weepy crap. Older set of romantic leads. Another reminder that your mom wants to get laid too. *shudder*

Rachel McAdams

Normally I would be all about Rachel McAdams no matter what battle I stuck her in but seeing as how other than Tatum she's the other repeat offender being mentioned, I gotsta give her crap. First she gets all wet for Ryan Gosling, which I can understand, even if THE NOTEBOOK contains one of the biggest dick moves disguised as an unrealistic romantic gesture. (Girls, if a guy ever threatens to kill himself if you won't go out on a date with him, chances are he's bound to pull nastier stuff in the relationship later.) Now she's cashing another check by making THE VOW. Gosling I could understand breaking the rules for. Tatum? Unf*ckingacceptable.

Which Sparks gal creates the most heat for you?

Extra Tidbit: Last week THE WOMAN IN BLACK was beat by a small margin by CHRONICLE at the box office and the results were damn close with the Battle of the Hotties in Black. Vanessa Hudgens & Emma Stone TIED for first place with 35% of the vote each. Which means that Rooney Mara placed a very close second (third?) with the remaining 30%. Excuse me while I get all glad happy that I finally picked a group of three that was difficult to have a clear front runner. (Even though I thought it would be Emma.)
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5:46AM on 02/09/2012

Rachel McAdams

Oh man this one's a tough one. I think I'm going to go with Rachel, just because she's one of my all-time favorites but Amanda is a close second. Diane is still hot as well. Nice battle
Oh man this one's a tough one. I think I'm going to go with Rachel, just because she's one of my all-time favorites but Amanda is a close second. Diane is still hot as well. Nice battle
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11:43AM on 02/09/2012

Rachel

She has that special aura about her that's unbeatable.
She has that special aura about her that's unbeatable.
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10:45AM on 02/09/2012
Rachel. Michael Sheen is a lucky, lucky man.
Rachel. Michael Sheen is a lucky, lucky man.
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11:43AM on 02/09/2012
Considering he used to be with Kate Beckinsale, some would say he's unlucky. That he's no longer with her I mean, McAdams is fine though.
Considering he used to be with Kate Beckinsale, some would say he's unlucky. That he's no longer with her I mean, McAdams is fine though.
9:08AM on 02/09/2012
Rachel
Rachel
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12:04AM on 02/10/2012

Diane Lane

Another great 3 choices, and although I do like Seyfried and McAdams I've got to give my vote to Diane Lane this week. It's much easier to be hot at a younger age, but Diane has maintained the same fire for much longer.
Another great 3 choices, and although I do like Seyfried and McAdams I've got to give my vote to Diane Lane this week. It's much easier to be hot at a younger age, but Diane has maintained the same fire for much longer.
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11:20PM on 02/09/2012

Rachel McAdams

Cute, perky & a little feisty on the big screen.
Cute, perky & a little feisty on the big screen.
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4:44PM on 02/09/2012

DIANE LANE FTW!

Diane is a goddess and the other two pale in comparison.
Diane is a goddess and the other two pale in comparison.
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8:00AM on 02/09/2012

Amanda Seyfried

Those boobs are incredible
Those boobs are incredible
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4:00PM on 02/09/2012
Rachel
Rachel
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4:32AM on 02/09/2012
All three of these women are gorgeous and this is a very hard pick but I'm gonna go with Amanda Seyfried. But none of these women are losers in my book =D
All three of these women are gorgeous and this is a very hard pick but I'm gonna go with Amanda Seyfried. But none of these women are losers in my book =D
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11:43AM on 02/09/2012
Diane Lane.
Diane Lane.
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11:41AM on 02/09/2012
Diane Lane.
Diane Lane.
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11:00AM on 02/09/2012

Amanda

I'm liking Amanda. They are all hot. Rachel is gorgeous, Diane is a MILF, but Amanda is fresh and healthy looking and she is in her glory days. Let's give Amanda the nod. The other I think had their special time atop the leader board. Right now Amanda is A+ material.
I'm liking Amanda. They are all hot. Rachel is gorgeous, Diane is a MILF, but Amanda is fresh and healthy looking and she is in her glory days. Let's give Amanda the nod. The other I think had their special time atop the leader board. Right now Amanda is A+ material.
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9:40AM on 02/09/2012

Seyfried

Amanda wins it for me. Up until a few years ago, I'd've said Rachel McAdams any time, but Amanda has stolen her thunder from me over the years.
Amanda wins it for me. Up until a few years ago, I'd've said Rachel McAdams any time, but Amanda has stolen her thunder from me over the years.
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8:09AM on 02/09/2012
Rachel 1, amanda a very close 1.01
Rachel 1, amanda a very close 1.01
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7:21AM on 02/09/2012

amanda

all day, every day.
all day, every day.
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7:45AM on 02/09/2012
Amanda
Amanda
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5:15AM on 02/09/2012

Amanda Seyfried

Though young Diane Lane would win easily. But I don't think she's aged that well.
Though young Diane Lane would win easily. But I don't think she's aged that well.
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4:43AM on 02/09/2012
Seyfried and McAdams are tied for first and Diane Lane is a hot MILF but her career choices of late have caused me to lose respect for her, even in the objective oggling department.
Seyfried and McAdams are tied for first and Diane Lane is a hot MILF but her career choices of late have caused me to lose respect for her, even in the objective oggling department.
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2:44AM on 02/09/2012

Tough one.

As much as I love Diane Lane, I have to side with Seyfried, she's gorgeous.
As much as I love Diane Lane, I have to side with Seyfried, she's gorgeous.
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6:17AM on 02/09/2012
Too easy. Amanda Seyfried.
Too easy. Amanda Seyfried.
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