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Battle of the Babes #204: Whedon's Babes

Apr. 12, 2012by: Cherry Liquor

Anyone besides me going to use their trip to see CABIN IN THE WOODS to whet their Whedon until May 4th finally winds its way around? Many ignoramuses are just wanting to tune into the cool superhero action from THE AVENGERS. I see it as the geek flick made by the geek hero. And man, when it comes to scoring with the ladies these days, it pays to be a geek.

Eliza Dushku

Some love her, some hate her but few are indifferent toward Eliza Dushku. I find her to be quite good looking when doll(house?)ed up just so and there's something about the way she carries herself at public events that speaks highly of her level of class. But I think she's a shitty actress. Joss might have loved her enough to turn her into a sex symbol with her role as Faith on "Buffy" and "Angel," and treated her like the ultimate lobotomized Barbie on "Dollhouse," but the only thing saving her melodramatics is her insane body and her wicked, bad girl planning on setting your house on fire smirk.

Scarlett Johansson

I wonder what it must have been like for Scarlett, to go from being a Woody Allen muse to taking direction from Joss Whedon, one of the pro-feminist angled directors working today. (Think about it for a second... how many directors go out of their way to cast unique beauties and give them rich storylines, interesting characters, great dialog and ass-kicking prowess that most men are jealous of?)She might have started at Favs' Black Widow, but this summer, she's all Joss'.

Summer Glau

Summer Glau, Summer Glau, Summer Glau... She might be petite but she sells herself much larger than her 5 feet, 6 inches and former ballerina frame. Much like her co-star in KINGHTS OF BADASSDOM, Peter Dinklage, one might be tempted to discredit her before seeing her in action. Thankfully, Whedon has made her we've repeatedly had a chance to see just that.

Which one of Whedon's babes do you want to be a regular fixture in your universe?

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5:16AM on 04/19/2012

Summer Glau

By far !
By far !
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10:10PM on 04/14/2012

You've gotta have Faith!

Dushku. Would have been harder if Amy Acker was listed.
Dushku. Would have been harder if Amy Acker was listed.
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6:41PM on 04/13/2012

damn

this is a toughie. scarlett has a nearly flawless butt and boobs, eliza is just overall sexy and more my type, and summer is hot with an exotic twist.

im a boobs and butt guy, so i have to go with scarlett.
this is a toughie. scarlett has a nearly flawless butt and boobs, eliza is just overall sexy and more my type, and summer is hot with an exotic twist.

im a boobs and butt guy, so i have to go with scarlett.
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4:52PM on 04/13/2012

Is it hot in here?

Must be Summer.
Must be Summer.
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9:29AM on 04/13/2012
Scarlett Johansson.
Scarlett Johansson.
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9:03AM on 04/13/2012

Johansson

This has to be one of the toughest to date. I had a hard time picking just one.
This has to be one of the toughest to date. I had a hard time picking just one.
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1:40AM on 04/13/2012

The choice is simple...

ALL THREE, Summer on Monday and Thursday, Dushku on Tuesday and Friday, Scarlett on Wednesday and Saturday, and Sunday for myself (after all a guy needs a little "ME" time)
ALL THREE, Summer on Monday and Thursday, Dushku on Tuesday and Friday, Scarlett on Wednesday and Saturday, and Sunday for myself (after all a guy needs a little "ME" time)
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10:50PM on 04/12/2012

Tough

This for me has too be one of toughest youve done. Scarlett is amazing, Summer is cute, but my vote goes to Eliza. There's just something about Eliza that I love
This for me has too be one of toughest youve done. Scarlett is amazing, Summer is cute, but my vote goes to Eliza. There's just something about Eliza that I love
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6:59PM on 04/12/2012

Amy Acker or Gina Torres

Acker and Torres are probably the only Whedon girls outside of Hannigan that have been consistently getting different acting gigs afterwards, and actually playing different roles instead of being typecast like Hannigan has been.
Acker and Torres are probably the only Whedon girls outside of Hannigan that have been consistently getting different acting gigs afterwards, and actually playing different roles instead of being typecast like Hannigan has been.
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6:36PM on 04/12/2012

Tough one...

Scarlett is very close behind but Dushku is more my type. And I can't believe Summer Glau arrives thirdd...
Scarlett is very close behind but Dushku is more my type. And I can't believe Summer Glau arrives thirdd...
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3:29PM on 04/12/2012

Another vote for Scarlett

with Summer Glau very, very close behind. Eliza Dushku doesn't really do it for me, which is strange because I usually go for that type.
with Summer Glau very, very close behind. Eliza Dushku doesn't really do it for me, which is strange because I usually go for that type.
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3:04PM on 04/12/2012
Where's Gellar and Carpenter? I know you've used acker and hannigan. You have to count those in. He's only used johansson once! She Makes the list. I'll go with dushku though.
Where's Gellar and Carpenter? I know you've used acker and hannigan. You have to count those in. He's only used johansson once! She Makes the list. I'll go with dushku though.
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2:56PM on 04/12/2012
No Question , SCARLETT !! She's just possessed by an otherworldly type beauty !!
No Question , SCARLETT !! She's just possessed by an otherworldly type beauty !!
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2:12PM on 04/12/2012
Where's Sarah Michelle Gellar, Amy Acker, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpetner, etc.? You've barely scratched the Whedon-babe surface!
Where's Sarah Michelle Gellar, Amy Acker, Alyson Hannigan, Charisma Carpetner, etc.? You've barely scratched the Whedon-babe surface!
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1:47PM on 04/12/2012
The others are smoking, but c'mon, few have more raw sex appeal than Scarlett!
The others are smoking, but c'mon, few have more raw sex appeal than Scarlett!
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1:40PM on 04/12/2012

I'm a Summer man...

I'd give all 3 the time of their lives but Summer just edges them out.
I'd give all 3 the time of their lives but Summer just edges them out.
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1:33PM on 04/12/2012

Scarlet is Rocking

Scarlett Johansson is My favorite hottie and her global monthly searches are 5,000,000 according to google..
Womens Fashion
Scarlett Johansson is My favorite hottie and her global monthly searches are 5,000,000 according to google..
Womens Fashion
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1:06PM on 04/12/2012
Gotta go with Summer. I have a massive, infallible geek crush on her and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Gotta go with Summer. I have a massive, infallible geek crush on her and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
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12:46PM on 04/12/2012

Glau First

I have to go with Summer Glau first. She's very hot, plays tough, physically dangerous characters and has an apparent lack of guile. Next would be the unlisted Charisma Carpenter, then Scarlett Johannsen, Amy Acker and finally Eliza Dushku.
I have to go with Summer Glau first. She's very hot, plays tough, physically dangerous characters and has an apparent lack of guile. Next would be the unlisted Charisma Carpenter, then Scarlett Johannsen, Amy Acker and finally Eliza Dushku.
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12:34PM on 04/12/2012
How about another Whedon girl...Charisma Carpenter.

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How about another Whedon girl...Charisma Carpenter.

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12:22PM on 04/12/2012

Wow Tough one

But I'll pick Dushku only because I had (have) a serious boner for her on Buffy. Summer and ScarJo are hot as balls!
But I'll pick Dushku only because I had (have) a serious boner for her on Buffy. Summer and ScarJo are hot as balls!
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12:02PM on 04/12/2012
hmm i think i'm gonna go with ScarJo. but why can't we just combine them to make the super babe Scarliza Glau?
hmm i think i'm gonna go with ScarJo. but why can't we just combine them to make the super babe Scarliza Glau?
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11:54AM on 04/12/2012
If we're using the context of 'Joss Whedon' then I go with Summer Glau, but I reserve final judgment until after I've seen the Avengers.
If we're using the context of 'Joss Whedon' then I go with Summer Glau, but I reserve final judgment until after I've seen the Avengers.
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11:39AM on 04/12/2012
Summer Glau by a million miles.
Summer Glau by a million miles.
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10:16AM on 04/12/2012

Dushku

Good choices this week and I could just as easily go with scarJo, but deapite looking a bit thinner I still do like Dushku and clearly she's the underdog so she's got my vote this week.
Good choices this week and I could just as easily go with scarJo, but deapite looking a bit thinner I still do like Dushku and clearly she's the underdog so she's got my vote this week.
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10:12AM on 04/12/2012
Scarlett. But I wouldn't kick out Dushku or Glau at all.
Scarlett. But I wouldn't kick out Dushku or Glau at all.
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8:13AM on 04/12/2012

Scarlett Johansson

A few years ago I would have gone with Dushku but she isn't looking nearly as good these days. Scarlett is still absolutely stunning.
A few years ago I would have gone with Dushku but she isn't looking nearly as good these days. Scarlett is still absolutely stunning.
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5:45AM on 04/12/2012

Seriously?

Scarlett is MILES past the other 2 in hotness. I just don't get why people love Summer so much. I guess if you like teenage boys, that's cool. But I'll take a woman.
Scarlett is MILES past the other 2 in hotness. I just don't get why people love Summer so much. I guess if you like teenage boys, that's cool. But I'll take a woman.
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5:29AM on 04/12/2012
I can't really pick between Scarlett and Summer. They are both pretty awesome. HotnessRater has Summer ranked higher though

Scarlet: [link]

Summer: [link]
I can't really pick between Scarlett and Summer. They are both pretty awesome. HotnessRater has Summer ranked higher though

Scarlet: [link]

Summer: [link]
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5:11AM on 04/12/2012

Summer Glau,

easily
easily
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4:06AM on 04/12/2012
Glau of course. She's my dream girl.
Glau of course. She's my dream girl.
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2:56AM on 04/12/2012
Yeah I honestly cannot pick between Scarlett or Summer so I am going to say both and have a lovely time
Yeah I honestly cannot pick between Scarlett or Summer so I am going to say both and have a lovely time
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2:32AM on 04/12/2012
Did you legitimately forget the obvious #1, or did you just omit her to keep it fair?
Did you legitimately forget the obvious #1, or did you just omit her to keep it fair?
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5:30AM on 04/12/2012
who is the obvious one?
who is the obvious one?
10:39AM on 04/12/2012
He's right. If the choices were Sarah Michelle Geller, Eliza Dushku and Summer Glau then it wouldn't have been a fair fight: it would have been between Eliza and Summer. Throwing Scarlet in instead of Sarah makes it an impossible three way. Dammit I can't choose!
He's right. If the choices were Sarah Michelle Geller, Eliza Dushku and Summer Glau then it wouldn't have been a fair fight: it would have been between Eliza and Summer. Throwing Scarlet in instead of Sarah makes it an impossible three way. Dammit I can't choose!
12:32PM on 04/12/2012
He could also be referring to Charisma Carpenter too.
He could also be referring to Charisma Carpenter too.
2:30AM on 04/12/2012

ScarJo

Scarlett by a landslide. Glau is boring and overrated and when I saw Eliza in person last fall she was looking super haggard and unhealthy.
Scarlett by a landslide. Glau is boring and overrated and when I saw Eliza in person last fall she was looking super haggard and unhealthy.
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