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Battle of the Babes #211: SVU Guest Babes

May. 31, 2012by: Cherry Liquor

I'm feeling far less ranty this week than I did last week, so let's see how the Battle this week plays out. I have very few shows that I can glaze out on and over the years the "Law & Order" trifecta has worked quite well when I have sick weekends and they have no programming other than the cops & lawyers show that they paid a buttload to have the rights to broadcast in syndication. The Special Victims Unit version of the show has always been a bit more soap opera, very salacious, and it's produced a lot of bright faces that went on to bigger projects afterwards. Here are three of my favorites from you to choose from. And yes, you can blame the fact that Christopher Meloni (completely underrated actor because of his long-term association with that show) is joining the cast of "True Blood" this weekend as my reasoning for using my artistic license to not cater to the caterwauling demands to cover other options.

Amanda Seyfried

Amanda Seyfried had already been in a criminal role as her character's ghost haunted the first season of "Veronica Mars" before she got the role of a bipolar chick who runs over a kid with her car because she claims that her prescribed medication shouldn't be forced on her. That's only after she loses her virginity in a gang bang fashion, accuses the dudes of rape and later has to admit that she's just got a case of CB (Crazy Bitch).

Elizabeth Banks

You might be scratching your head trying to remember when Elizabeth Banks had to scramble for work and ended up as a guest star on this last-ditch show. I, however, refuse to forget the episode she was in. That's because her character was married to Mark Paul (Zack Morris) Gosselaar who was hospitalized after being attacked, falsely suspected as being a victim of rape and later discovered to be a gay-for-pay porn star. Who could NOT love that episode? Especially when you figure out that Banks' character beat Miri to the punch.

Hayden Panettiere

Hayden Panties might have been saving lives when she was the invincible cheerleader on "Heroes," but she was busy giving blow jobs in stock rooms in exchange for expensive couture clothing when she starred as a high schooler gone wrong on SVU. It turns out that the little blonde tart was guilty of far worse than needing to decide which label deserved a spit and which label garnered a swallow. Hayden was on more than one episode of the show, as it the case for a number of regular character actors, but damned if I can remember what the other one was.

Which guest L&O:SVU hottie most makes you want to break out the furry handcuffs?

Extra Tidbit: I've been forgetting to add up the votes. Or I just got lazy. I can't remember which, although I'd venture to reckon it's a combination from both column A and column B. Last week (and I didn't realize CHERNOBYL DIARIES wasn't a found footage film, it just looked like one to me from the trailers) it was a near match with Katie Featherston from PARANORMAL ACTIVITY getting 12 votes to Lizzy Caplan's 11 (that's 50% to 46% with the paltry 4% remaining for Devin). There were write-ins, of course, because I'm never going to please everyone all of the time. And all of the time I'm never going to aim to.
Source: IMDB

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3:39AM on 05/31/2012
Meh...
Meh...
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5:22AM on 05/31/2012

Amanda

Seyfried
Seyfried
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6:56AM on 05/31/2012

Elizabeth Banks

A tough one this week as I do find all three very attractive. I have to go with Banks though. She has an amazing ass.
A tough one this week as I do find all three very attractive. I have to go with Banks though. She has an amazing ass.
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8:44AM on 05/31/2012

Hayden

Pantiless (I wish!)
Pantiless (I wish!)
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9:10AM on 05/31/2012
Elizabeth Banks... All three are amazingly sexy though.
Elizabeth Banks... All three are amazingly sexy though.
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9:21AM on 05/31/2012

Hayden

Good battle this week, tough to pick just one.
Good battle this week, tough to pick just one.
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10:28AM on 05/31/2012

Banks

I like Amanda too. Anyone but Hayden.
I like Amanda too. Anyone but Hayden.
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10:34AM on 05/31/2012

Seyfried

Amanda always wins for me!
Amanda always wins for me!
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11:04AM on 05/31/2012
From those pics I'd say Panettiere but in general I'd go for Seyfried.
From those pics I'd say Panettiere but in general I'd go for Seyfried.
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11:13AM on 05/31/2012

Take it to the Banks!

Elizabeth Banks is so hot it's as ridiculous as my title.
Elizabeth Banks is so hot it's as ridiculous as my title.
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11:32AM on 05/31/2012

Elizabeth Banks

simply based on that picture.
simply based on that picture.
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12:01PM on 05/31/2012

Out of these...

...I guess I'd go with Hayden. I kinda consider each of them at best a B-list hottie though.
...I guess I'd go with Hayden. I kinda consider each of them at best a B-list hottie though.
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12:40PM on 05/31/2012

Amanda

Good lawd. These three goddesses are smoking hot.

I recently saw Hayden in Scream 4 and she was scalding hot. I really enjoyed her in that film. Elizabeth Banks gets me EVERY TIME, I loved loved loved her in Zack and Miri. But As far as pure beauty goes I give the winner to Amanda. She is hypnotic. Amanda for the win, but if I could choose one for a long term relationship it would be Banks. (Hayden is a little too messed up for a LTR.)
Good lawd. These three goddesses are smoking hot.

I recently saw Hayden in Scream 4 and she was scalding hot. I really enjoyed her in that film. Elizabeth Banks gets me EVERY TIME, I loved loved loved her in Zack and Miri. But As far as pure beauty goes I give the winner to Amanda. She is hypnotic. Amanda for the win, but if I could choose one for a long term relationship it would be Banks. (Hayden is a little too messed up for a LTR.)
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1:30PM on 05/31/2012

Amanda

All are nice, but Amanda wins hands down. There's no competition here.
All are nice, but Amanda wins hands down. There's no competition here.
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4:09PM on 05/31/2012
Amanda Seyfried , narrowly beats out the thought of Blow Jobs from Hayden .
Amanda Seyfried , narrowly beats out the thought of Blow Jobs from Hayden .
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8:41PM on 05/31/2012

Hayden

By a VERY narrow margin. All three are freakin' spectacular!
By a VERY narrow margin. All three are freakin' spectacular!
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12:09AM on 06/01/2012

Hayden Panettiere

Love all the choices but head to toe (even such a short trip) Hayden gets my vote this week over the other 2 very hot ladies.
Love all the choices but head to toe (even such a short trip) Hayden gets my vote this week over the other 2 very hot ladies.
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1:58AM on 06/01/2012

Amanda

this was a tough call...but going with Amanda
this was a tough call...but going with Amanda
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9:24AM on 06/01/2012

Banks

Hail to the Banks!
Hail to the Banks!
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1:29PM on 06/01/2012
Amanda
Amanda
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2:14PM on 06/01/2012
Hayden
Hayden
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2:30PM on 06/02/2012
Banks
Banks
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1:20AM on 06/03/2012
Finally a match where all three are winners.

But I pick Banks.
Finally a match where all three are winners.

But I pick Banks.
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2:31AM on 06/03/2012

humm

Hard one.. Banks !!
Hard one.. Banks !!
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5:02PM on 06/04/2012
For me, Hayden Panettiere.


As for Haydens other appearance was back in 2001, in second two, episode named: "Abuse".
For me, Hayden Panettiere.


As for Haydens other appearance was back in 2001, in second two, episode named: "Abuse".
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