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Battle of the Babes #213: Movie Rock Chick Battle

Jun. 14, 2012by: Cherry Liquor

ROCK OF AGES looks like a stupid-fun mess. I'm not just saying that because it's relying on music that I grew up listening to (from Poision to Twisted Sister? Can't lie that didn't catch my attention) or the fact that Tom Cruise was convinced to play such a joke of a role or even the fact that my hottie flavor of the month, Julianne Hough is looking mighty fine in it based on the trailers. I'm saying it looks so bad, it might actually be good. Plus it made me think of chicks who had played sexy-hot rocker roles, so that works too.

Cassandra (Tia Carrere)

She looks insane in tight white leather, loves to put on lingerie as if it were a stage prerequisite and causes "Dream Weaver" to start playing in your head when you look at her. (Some might argue that only happened when Wayne looked at her, but let's be real.) Cassandra could play guitar, sing and look hot, as well as possess the brains to know that Rob Lowe needed to be turned down. Rock chick extraordinaire.

Envy Adams (Brie Larson)

Envy Adams was a bitch. She punched a hole through Scott Pilgrim's heart after Todd punched a hole in the moon for her. She took pleasure in asking Sex Bob-omb to open for her more popular, total sell-out band and delighted in the vegan powers of her man. But it's listening to Envy moan, "Oh yeah...?" that really gets a crowd going. Hello, again, ex of a friend... (OK, and I'm all about seeing Brie Larson get cast as Debbie Harry in a biopic about Blondie.)

Jackie Q (Rose Byrne)

Only one way to explain why Jackie Q has to be on the list. "A ring, a ring, around my dirty posy. My rear pocket is so fit and so damn cozy.... I'm talkin' 'bout my asshole!" She's slick, she's fit, she's not afraid to bang Lars Ulrich. I imagine a world where Jackie Q really exists and Katy Perry has to one-up her game to stay in it to win it.

Which movie rock chick gets you to scream the loudest?

Source: IMDB

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1:56AM on 06/14/2012
Envy Adams
Envy Adams
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2:20AM on 06/14/2012

The Clash at Demonhead

Envy Adams by a mile.
Envy Adams by a mile.
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3:24AM on 06/14/2012
Envy Adams all the way.
Envy Adams all the way.
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5:10AM on 06/14/2012
Cassandra. In French, she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.
Cassandra. In French, she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.
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5:17AM on 06/14/2012

Cassandra

The other two are nowhere near her.
The other two are nowhere near her.
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5:19AM on 06/14/2012

Cassandra

The original and still the best.
The original and still the best.
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6:14AM on 06/14/2012
Gotta go with Envy because she looked really hot in those boots, Black Sheep is an awesome song, and I love all things Scott Pilgrim.
Gotta go with Envy because she looked really hot in those boots, Black Sheep is an awesome song, and I love all things Scott Pilgrim.
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7:31AM on 06/14/2012

Tia

Of course.
Of course.
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8:18AM on 06/14/2012

Rose

Heart says Cassandra because she's a fox and a classic. New favorite says Envy...but my junk tells me Rose Byrne is the hottest. So...give me Jackie Q's dirty posey.
Heart says Cassandra because she's a fox and a classic. New favorite says Envy...but my junk tells me Rose Byrne is the hottest. So...give me Jackie Q's dirty posey.
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8:59AM on 06/14/2012
Jackie Q
Jackie Q
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9:53AM on 06/14/2012
I do like Rose a lot but I gotta give this one to Brie Larson. Performance and song gives her the edge for me.
I do like Rose a lot but I gotta give this one to Brie Larson. Performance and song gives her the edge for me.
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9:57AM on 06/14/2012
Jackie Q!
Jackie Q!
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10:06AM on 06/14/2012
Tia Carrere all the damn way. She taught me about places I had only been curious about before
Tia Carrere all the damn way. She taught me about places I had only been curious about before
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10:18AM on 06/14/2012

Rose

Byrne
Byrne
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10:42AM on 06/14/2012
Any real fan of the 90s nostalgia that Scott Pilgrim was all about would of course have to say Cassandra.

If she were a President she'd be Baberaham Lincoln.
Any real fan of the 90s nostalgia that Scott Pilgrim was all about would of course have to say Cassandra.

If she were a President she'd be Baberaham Lincoln.
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11:11AM on 06/14/2012

Tia Carrere

Tia is the class of this field
Tia is the class of this field
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11:14AM on 06/14/2012
Rose Byrne
Rose Byrne
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11:38AM on 06/14/2012
No hesitation whatsoever here Kids , Rose by a landslide .
No hesitation whatsoever here Kids , Rose by a landslide .
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12:58PM on 06/14/2012
love me some Rose Byrne
love me some Rose Byrne
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2:50PM on 06/14/2012
Tia when she was a walking goddess.
Tia when she was a walking goddess.
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4:11PM on 06/14/2012

I like all three...

But I gotta give this one to Cassandra.
But I gotta give this one to Cassandra.
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4:26PM on 06/14/2012
Cassandra all day.. I crushed so hard on her as a kid.
Cassandra all day.. I crushed so hard on her as a kid.
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4:48PM on 06/14/2012
Also to all you Scott Pilgrim fans...

Her name is Cassandra Wong...she's Chinese.

Young Neil: Wicked
Also to all you Scott Pilgrim fans...

Her name is Cassandra Wong...she's Chinese.

Young Neil: Wicked
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11:28PM on 06/14/2012

TIA!

Or Cassandra, whichever you prefer.
Or Cassandra, whichever you prefer.
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1:22AM on 06/15/2012

Cassandra, of course.

Tia Carrere was one of the hottest things walking back in the day. Whatever happened to her anyway?
Tia Carrere was one of the hottest things walking back in the day. Whatever happened to her anyway?
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5:56PM on 06/15/2012
Envy Adams, no doubt
Envy Adams, no doubt
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10:48PM on 06/17/2012
Envy Adams no question. Casandra is hot and a wonderful person and all but I always felt she sang like shit.
Envy Adams no question. Casandra is hot and a wonderful person and all but I always felt she sang like shit.
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