After you all get the quakes from the reboot/remake/reimagining of THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN, you're going to be barely catching your collective breath before marching over like lemmings to the other big July release, ready to make it an undisputed box office champ. Yes, STEP UP REVOLUTION is hard to wait for, I understand. And Channing Tatum is probably talking smack about he started it before anyone else thought it was cool, but let's just try and focus on the ladies, shall we?
Bryce Dallas Howard
SPIDER-MAN 3 sucked big, smelly donkey balls. You knew it was going to be bad, you could sense it in your bones and yet you couldn't manage to run away, even after Tobey Maguire turned into the Spidey version of Pete Wentz. The thing that sucked the most was watching the normally gingerly gorgeous Bryce Dallas Howard go blonde for the role of a Gwen Stacy that never seemed to exist in the realm of the history of the Spider-Man comics. If this is what a resurrected from the dead chick looks like, that's not too shabby. She's pretty hot as a Gwen Stacy (kept expecting her to taunt Peter with the lucked out, tiger line) and overshadowed Kirsten Dunst. So, yeah, that doomed the franchise as well.
Here's your girl. A blonde who couldn't get roles as a blonde and became so well known as a redhead that when she got the great fortune of getting cast as Gwen Stacy in the reboot, everyone on the fanboy planet decried the unjust nature, whimpering that she needed to be our one, our only Mary Jane. Dude. She's a natural freakin' blonde. She looks like a Gwen Stacy if there ever was one. Get over it. You know that even after you year-long (plus?) ranting, she's still your number one girl right now.
I probably could have picked a better picture but I can't resist the visual charm of Lacey Chabert laughing in the direction of her monumental rack. It was too good to pass up. Not quite amazing, but more along the lines of spectacular, seeing as how she's the voice for Gwen Stacy in the 2008-09 animated show, "The Spectacular Spider-man." She's not a blonde. She's not a redhead. She's just cute and she gave that character a voice, doing it all with nothing but her vocal acting talent. I'd be giggling at my boobs over that too.
Which Gwen Stacy would you choose to save as your own?-span>