The ever-so-cleverly titled BUTTER got me to thinking about how common the term butter is used about the hottie parts. As in, butterfaces. I don't like the analogy that a woman who has a great body and an... unusual face needs to be labeled as such. I think a great body can and should save you from being reduced to nothing more than a Butterface. But I really just needed some fodder for this week's Battle of the Bab... well, you get it.
Not sure I see anything too terribly wrong about Stacey Ferguson, that chick who goes by "Fergie," asks you to violate her London Bridge, used to be the Kids Incorporated version of Tina Yothers from "Family Ties," and has paid a lot of money to have work done to correct what she didn't like abotu herself only to have people still refer to her as a butterface. That body should be enough to get you to overlook anything remotely bad. Unless the panocha smells like Starkist. Then run as fast as you can.
Paz de la Huerta
This description is going to be plain and simple. This bitch is crazy. She has an incredible body and is a serious drunken Spaz de la Huerta, but f*ck it. I can see myself as a guy wanting to be with this chick. She's not shy, she's this curiously uninhibited blank slate who happens to be in the acting field. Screw it. I like her. I don't think she's hot by any means and has earned the term butterface directed at her, but I still lilke the bitch regardless.
There have been a number of times when we features images of Rumer Willis as she was walking around in short shorts or a micro mini skirt, playing up those great legs of hers. After Anna Farris gave her a make-over in THE HOUSE BUNNY, she looked downright cute. But the size of her head is so reminiscent of a Mr. Potato Head that it just plain sucks that she came from two of the biggest names from the '80's-'90's and yet can't pull an Eva Amurri to save her life. Rumer, I have this theory that you're really a smart girl under all of the crap that goes along with wanting to get into the same profession as your parents and having the ability to do so simply because they're your parents. but might I suggest that you sit down and write some books about the seedy Hollywood details that you were privy to growing up. That'd be a useful butterface move.
Anyone in this bunch make your stack of toasted bread rise?-span>