There's something that this week's release, HERE COMES THE BOOM and the 2012 Summer Olympics have in common - I don't (didn't?) give a lick about watching them. I waited the allotted time for you to forget that they were all over the place and now that Kevin James has to bring up impossible comedy (surely to knock the socks off the box office returns, yay!), why don't we look at 3 gorgeous athletes who really can indeed bring the boom-chicka-wow-wow.
We've been talking about Hope Solo around these parts for awhile. A soccer goal keeper who's recently been making some noise from the claims she put out in an autobiography about the time that she competed on "Dancing with the Stars," and found out through a confidential memo that the show rigged who went home each week. Whether she's blonde or brunette, sweaty or skin-tight on the red carpet, Solo seems to be headed for bigger and better things beyond sports. At least, fans can only hope. Har har.
A 6'3" outside hitter for the women's indoor volleyball team, what is it that kept people from showing off this babe more? I don't care that she's a tall order of brown sugar, she's sensationally fine and better than anything else in the world, while she might have been born in Los Angeles, California, she was raised in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Or, as the locals there pronounce it, "Lin-Kiss-Ter." And yeah, sure... I would.
Track and field athlete Lolo Jones might have a silly name but what I think is even goofier is the fact that what most people care about when they mention this Olympian babe is a confirmed virgin. That's right, on a 2012 segment with HBO's "Real Sports," Jones explained that she's planning on remaining a virgin until after marriage and that it's been the hardest thing she's done in her life - harder than graduating college, harder than training for the Olympics. Looking at her, I'm not surprised.
Which athletic babe would you most like to make the Boom-Boom with? (And no, don't be gross and think that refers to a bodily excrement.)-span>