ONLINE

Latest Movie Hotties Headlines

Battle of the Babes #231: Battle of the Shorties

Oct. 25, 2012by: Cherry Liquor

I can't say that I'm shocked at the loyal online fan base that Victoria Justice has built. When the teens need to get more out of their "Victorious" viewing experience, they turn to the net. And because dirty old men love a girl who looks both legal and still young, there's the other wave of her demographic. I'm not sure how that will play into the box office returns for her movie, FUN SIZE, but it gave me a great idea for a Battle this week.

Kristin Chenoweth

She can sing, she can dance, she can act, she can be funny as hell, and she does it all coming in at a whopping 4'11" tall. Kristin Chenoweth is has the knockout figure and the huge presence that defies her size. I loved the scene in "Pushing Daisies," where she had to stand on a table to get remotely close to being able to look Lee Pace in the eye. And at 44-years old, I'm beginning to think that in addition to all of her other talents, she's got a little Ben Button syndrome in her.

Kristen Bell

I might have gotten the initial idea for this week's column from the teen angst movie FUN SIZE, but I instantly knew once I was decided to do a Battle of the Shorties that 5'1" Kristen Bell had to be in it or I was never going to hear the end of it from my buddy Thom Williams, a writer/director so dedicated to finding this pint-sized acting phenom the perfect role, he actually wrote one for her. (It's called KISSING KRISTEN and it's fantastic.)

Christina Milian

I've said it before and I've said it again, Christina Milian deserves more publicity, more roles, more everything. After hooking up with a POS that she had a cute baby with (ultimately stalling her career, as those ankle biters seem to do for those who haven't gotten their talons sunk deep enough into Hollywood's flesh), we didn't hear much from the tasty 5'2" taste of mocha goodness. Now Christina is putting herself out there for more promotions and I'm giving her a spot in the Battle because she more than qualifies.

Which pint-sized piece of ass would you most like to get a taste of?

Source: IMDB

MORE FUN FROM AROUND THE WEB

Drool Back
Not registered? Sign-up!
Or

10:24AM on 10/29/2012

Kristen Bell

I will take Sarah Marshall in this one.
I will take Sarah Marshall in this one.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
8:35PM on 10/25/2012

Ah...Spinners...

the bane of my existence for over 30 years! Sure, I love the tall lanky babes as much as the next red blooded guys, but for some reason...small (I mean teenie tiny) women have always caused my body to tingle (in more ways than one). Don't know why...maybe it's all that "cute" that does it for me.

Little women...gotta love 'em (God knows I've tried).

As for the question at hand...Chenoweth is built like a brick shithouse...but that smile of Milian does something for me.
the bane of my existence for over 30 years! Sure, I love the tall lanky babes as much as the next red blooded guys, but for some reason...small (I mean teenie tiny) women have always caused my body to tingle (in more ways than one). Don't know why...maybe it's all that "cute" that does it for me.

Little women...gotta love 'em (God knows I've tried).

As for the question at hand...Chenoweth is built like a brick shithouse...but that smile of Milian does something for me.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
5:35PM on 10/25/2012

Kristen

Bell
Bell
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
5:08PM on 10/25/2012
Kristen Bell is gorgeous, but that's not the best picture of her. She still wins though. And personality-wise she seems wonderful.
Kristen Bell is gorgeous, but that's not the best picture of her. She still wins though. And personality-wise she seems wonderful.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
+1
4:59PM on 10/25/2012
Kristen Bell by a nose over Chenoweth , who's pretty damn sexy herself .
Kristen Bell by a nose over Chenoweth , who's pretty damn sexy herself .
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
2:26PM on 10/25/2012

Bell

easily
easily
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
1:49PM on 10/25/2012

Kristen Bell

with Christina Millian a close second. So is it Battle of the Tall Hotties next?

BTW, I miss not having the results of the previous week's voting.
with Christina Millian a close second. So is it Battle of the Tall Hotties next?

BTW, I miss not having the results of the previous week's voting.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
1:20PM on 10/25/2012

bell

i'll go with kristen bell.
i'll go with kristen bell.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
+0
12:03PM on 10/25/2012

Chenowith

All hot but I dig this one
All hot but I dig this one
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
+1
10:32AM on 10/25/2012
Kristen Bell in a big, big way.
Kristen Bell in a big, big way.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
10:10AM on 10/25/2012
Kristin Chenoweth
Kristin Chenoweth
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
9:36AM on 10/25/2012

"You know you love me..."

Who can argue with that statement? Veronica Mars FTW
Who can argue with that statement? Veronica Mars FTW
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
-1
8:58AM on 10/25/2012
Veronica Mars...I mean Kristen Bell
Veronica Mars...I mean Kristen Bell
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
8:45AM on 10/25/2012

Christina

Love Bell, but Christina wins this one.
Love Bell, but Christina wins this one.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
7:40AM on 10/25/2012

Christina

Sexy, talented, and nice to look at.
Sexy, talented, and nice to look at.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
7:29AM on 10/25/2012

Bell

All 3 are gorgeous but Kristen wins.
All 3 are gorgeous but Kristen wins.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
7:21AM on 10/25/2012

Bell

Kristen Bell for sure. I like Christina Milian, but Kristen Bell is a wonderful gal.
Kristen Bell for sure. I like Christina Milian, but Kristen Bell is a wonderful gal.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
5:33AM on 10/25/2012

Kristen Bell

Bell always wins with me. Always.
Bell always wins with me. Always.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
+0
5:10AM on 10/25/2012
Kristen Bell.
Kristen Bell.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
3:41AM on 10/25/2012
I'm going to go with the mature one.

Kristin Chenoweth
I'm going to go with the mature one.

Kristin Chenoweth
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
3:32AM on 10/25/2012

Christina Milian!!!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
2:54AM on 10/25/2012
Kristen Bell. No contest.
Kristen Bell. No contest.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
2:29AM on 10/25/2012

BELL...

...and... um... Biv Devoe?
...and... um... Biv Devoe?
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
View All Comments

Latest Movie News Headlines


Top
Loading...

Celebrity Boobies Of The Day

More
Rejuvinated Rack

Movie Hottie Of The Week

More
Captivating Caplan

Most Popular Movie Hottie Stories

Latest Hot Celebrity Pictures

More
demi-lovato demi-lovato kate-upton