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Battle of the Babes #239: Portman vs Dennings vs Rossum

Dec. 20, 2012by: Cherry Liquor

I am so far behind on Hanukkah and I think I've come up with a great idea to make it up for the long-suffering tribe. I'm going to bring to you a set of HOT BRUNETTE JEWS this week, blondes, the following, redheads after that. The winner of each week will compete in a fourth week where the ultimate hot Jewish babe will be crowned. These are my choices for you to pick from. If you have a favorite, you better angle for her NOW!

Emmy Rossum

She's cute, she's a New Yorker, she posts great pictures on her Twitter. Oh, and Emmy Rossum is quite the lovely singer and has done us the pleasure of getting topless on her show, "Shameless." If this isn't a prime example of one of the hottest brunette Jewettes, you're not paying close enough attention.

Kat Dennings

Kat is always what I pictured in an East Coast Jewish woman - strong, opinionated, unafraid to speak her opinions or send naked texts of her epic breasts to boyfriends who ended up never deserving to have access to them in the first place. She's a wise cracker, a top heavy hitter and I'm fairly certain is 95% of the reason that anyone decides to tune into "2 Broke Girls."

Natalie Portman

Anne Frankly, I was intending to have Emmanuelle Chriqui on the list of hot brunette babes but the last time that I discussed hot JAPs, the fanboy nation fell in on my head with comment after comment of "Where's Natalie Portman?!?!" So, here's Natalie Portman. She can be beautiful, she can be scary skinny. She turned in amazing performances when she was a child actress (LEON and BEAUTIFUL GIRLS are still my favorite performances of hers) but has been spotty in her roles as an adult. And she had a kid with a male dancer, which doesn't feel right on any level. But hey! You like her so I stuck her on here!

Which is your choice of hottest brunette Jew?

Source: IMDB

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1:05PM on 12/21/2012
I'll take Kat for two very obvious reasons, but Nat is a very, very close second.
I'll take Kat for two very obvious reasons, but Nat is a very, very close second.
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9:00AM on 12/21/2012

This is like choosing a favorite kid

All 3 are first class hotties. I'll take 'em all for 8 crazy nights.
All 3 are first class hotties. I'll take 'em all for 8 crazy nights.
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1:52AM on 12/21/2012
Voting for the dark horse, Emmy Rossum.
Voting for the dark horse, Emmy Rossum.
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12:57AM on 12/21/2012
Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman
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9:37PM on 12/20/2012
Portman exudes sexy....but theres just something absurdly hot about Kat Dennings...yum...
Portman exudes sexy....but theres just something absurdly hot about Kat Dennings...yum...
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8:54PM on 12/20/2012

Rossum

I love Portman but Rossum just does it for me
I love Portman but Rossum just does it for me
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8:08PM on 12/20/2012
So far Portman's in the lead. If you want to flip that switch, get to voting because the winner will move on the the final [link] Battle of Jewliciousness.
So far Portman's in the lead. If you want to flip that switch, get to voting because the winner will move on the the final [link] Battle of Jewliciousness.
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5:42PM on 12/20/2012

YUM YUM ROSSUM

Natalie is gorgeous, Kat is hot but Emmy Rossum is stunning, Ubber multi-talented and WAY cooler than Portman....game over ROSSUM ALL DAY for the WIN!
Natalie is gorgeous, Kat is hot but Emmy Rossum is stunning, Ubber multi-talented and WAY cooler than Portman....game over ROSSUM ALL DAY for the WIN!
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5:38PM on 12/20/2012

Portman

no question.
no question.
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4:38PM on 12/20/2012

Portman all day.

She wins just about every possible category aside from bra size which Dennings takes in a walk.
She wins just about every possible category aside from bra size which Dennings takes in a walk.
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4:17PM on 12/20/2012

Emmy Rossum

she is unbelievably gorgeous, insanely hot and incredibly talented, she even looks cute as bulma in that crappy dragon ball movie. Emmy hands down
she is unbelievably gorgeous, insanely hot and incredibly talented, she even looks cute as bulma in that crappy dragon ball movie. Emmy hands down
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3:57PM on 12/20/2012
This is a tough one but I have to go with Portman. Especially now with her enhanced boobs
This is a tough one but I have to go with Portman. Especially now with her enhanced boobs
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3:52PM on 12/20/2012
I'm Palestinian, she is Israeli. Perfect match. Portman, good Lord he is gorgeous.
I'm Palestinian, she is Israeli. Perfect match. Portman, good Lord he is gorgeous.
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3:57PM on 12/20/2012
Yes he is.....Wait?!....What?!
Yes he is.....Wait?!....What?!
3:26PM on 12/20/2012

Kat Dennings

Duh
Duh
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2:36PM on 12/20/2012

Emmy

at first, i thought ms portman....but i have to go with Rossum
at first, i thought ms portman....but i have to go with Rossum
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2:35PM on 12/20/2012
I love Kat and her ample Dennings , but Natalie Portman does sooooooo much more . For me anyways .
I love Kat and her ample Dennings , but Natalie Portman does sooooooo much more . For me anyways .
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2:16PM on 12/20/2012

Portman

Definitely Portman! Rossum's cute too but Dennings is pretty meh...
Definitely Portman! Rossum's cute too but Dennings is pretty meh...
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2:08PM on 12/20/2012
Kat dennings !!! :D
Kat dennings !!! :D
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1:53PM on 12/20/2012

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Pretty tough, me too for Rossum. Portman's a midget but a close second. Kat Dennings? No!
Pretty tough, me too for Rossum. Portman's a midget but a close second. Kat Dennings? No!
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1:21PM on 12/20/2012
Emmy Rossum
Emmy Rossum
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12:41PM on 12/20/2012
Natalie Portman.
Natalie Portman.
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12:22PM on 12/20/2012

Natalie Portman...

...#1 for me while growing up since 1994.
...#1 for me while growing up since 1994.
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12:17PM on 12/20/2012

Portman
Portman
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11:55AM on 12/20/2012

Kat Dennings...

...it all comes down to who I'd want to spent the night with and Dennings wins because she's hot and has epic tits.
...it all comes down to who I'd want to spent the night with and Dennings wins because she's hot and has epic tits.
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11:44AM on 12/20/2012
Kat Dennings. I'd dreidel the shit out of her tits.
Kat Dennings. I'd dreidel the shit out of her tits.
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10:48AM on 12/20/2012
Definitely Rossum.....Kat Dennings is a GIGANTIC hell no with her hideous TORPEDO titties!
Definitely Rossum.....Kat Dennings is a GIGANTIC hell no with her hideous TORPEDO titties!
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10:47AM on 12/20/2012

Dennings

By far
By far
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10:32AM on 12/20/2012

Hottest Battle ever

Natalie Portman by a very narrow margin. All three would be winners in most battle.
Natalie Portman by a very narrow margin. All three would be winners in most battle.
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10:30AM on 12/20/2012

cant type

too busy fapping
too busy fapping
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1:02PM on 12/20/2012
Then how did you manage to type?....I'm so very confused.
Then how did you manage to type?....I'm so very confused.
11:57PM on 12/21/2012
one hand
one hand
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9:28AM on 12/20/2012
Rossum
Rossum
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9:06AM on 12/20/2012
The lovely Natalie Portman wins for me, though the other two are definitely hotties as well.
The lovely Natalie Portman wins for me, though the other two are definitely hotties as well.
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8:02AM on 12/20/2012

As much as I want Dennings...

Natalie will always win. Pure seductive powers.
Natalie will always win. Pure seductive powers.
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7:47AM on 12/20/2012

Rossum

Couldn't argue with anyone who picked any of
these hotties though. Tough choice.
Couldn't argue with anyone who picked any of
these hotties though. Tough choice.
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6:17AM on 12/20/2012
Portman
Portman
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5:12AM on 12/20/2012
Where's Lizzy Caplan? Seriously, Kat for me.
Where's Lizzy Caplan? Seriously, Kat for me.
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4:44AM on 12/20/2012
Kat Dennings.

At one point it would have been Portman without a contest, but I've kinda gone off her the last couple of years.
Kat Dennings.

At one point it would have been Portman without a contest, but I've kinda gone off her the last couple of years.
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3:15AM on 12/20/2012

Natalie Portman

Easy call for me.
Easy call for me.
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