I am so far behind on Hanukkah and I think I've come up with a great idea to make it up for the long-suffering tribe. I'm going to bring to you a set of HOT BRUNETTE JEWS this week, blondes, the following, redheads after that. The winner of each week will compete in a fourth week where the ultimate hot Jewish babe will be crowned. These are my choices for you to pick from. If you have a favorite, you better angle for her NOW!
She's cute, she's a New Yorker, she posts great pictures on her Twitter. Oh, and Emmy Rossum is quite the lovely singer and has done us the pleasure of getting topless on her show, "Shameless." If this isn't a prime example of one of the hottest brunette Jewettes, you're not paying close enough attention.
Kat is always what I pictured in an East Coast Jewish woman - strong, opinionated, unafraid to speak her opinions or send naked texts of her epic breasts to boyfriends who ended up never deserving to have access to them in the first place. She's a wise cracker, a top heavy hitter and I'm fairly certain is 95% of the reason that anyone decides to tune into "2 Broke Girls."
Anne Frankly, I was intending to have Emmanuelle Chriqui on the list of hot brunette babes but the last time that I discussed hot JAPs, the fanboy nation fell in on my head with comment after comment of "Where's Natalie Portman?!?!" So, here's Natalie Portman. She can be beautiful, she can be scary skinny. She turned in amazing performances when she was a child actress (LEON and BEAUTIFUL GIRLS are still my favorite performances of hers) but has been spotty in her roles as an adult. And she had a kid with a male dancer, which doesn't feel right on any level. But hey! You like her so I stuck her on here!
Which is your choice of hottest brunette Jew?-span>