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Battle of the Babes #240: Agron vs Johansson vs Refaeli

Dec. 27, 2012by: Cherry Liquor

I am so far behind on Hanukkah and I think I've come up with a great idea to make it up for the long-suffering tribe. I'm going to bring to you a set of HOT BRUNETTE JEWS this week, blondes, the following, redheads after that. The winner of each week will compete in a fourth week where the ultimate hot Jewish babe will be crowned. These are my choices for you to pick from. If you have a favorite, you better angle for her NOW!

Dianna Agron

If it hadn't been for "Glee," I guess we might not have come to see so much of or learn so much about Dianna Agron. Turns out this all-American looking hottie got some Jew in her, and I'm not referring to any of her ex-boyfriends. Between Agron and Teresa Palmer, they saved I AM NUMBER 4 for me and seeing as how next year she's got a primo role in Luc Besson's MALAVITA (alongside DeNiro, Pfeiffer, Tommy Lee Jones), she's ready to stand with the big boys and girls. Personally, I think she is positively, unequivocally gorgeous. A vision of total perfection. And I HATE "Glee."

Scarlett Johansson

I wit back and wonder if this is going to boil down to a "duh" Battle where all of you decide to pick which of the choices you feel is safest and will keep the ire of the other fanboys off you. Scarlett Johansson is most indeed a beautiful Jewish woman but she's never going to end up buried in a Jewish cemetery with that fugly "Lucky" tattoo she got inked on her ribcage. I question her choices, between the crappy art to the crappy choices she's made in men (especially post divorce when she went through that Sean Penn stage - he's a great actor but that doesn't mean he gets to screw one of Hollywood's hottest actresses whom is young enough that he could be her father). But hey, you make the decisions around here, not me.

Bar Refaeli

Gotta go with the draft dodger when I come up with a list of only three hot Jewish babes. Getting married to a griend (gay friend) so she could avoid the mandatory military duty she was facing, then getting Leo to settle down for longer than most (and consider doing the right thing by her family's religious standards before probably deciding that as great as she was, that whole concept is draining). Bar has been one of the most eye-catching models in recent years, with more class than some (I like Kate Upton, I just easily see her turning into Anna-Nicole Smith) and more poise than others (she doesn't make a huge fuss if she gets photographed nude on vacation. She's understanding that people have jobs to do and dismisses the "violation" of her privacy like she just don't give a good rabbi-damn, and I like that). Hot blonde Jew - here's your cover model.

Which is your choice of hottest blonde Jew?

Extra Tidbit: As I predicted would happen, Natalie Portman garnered the most votes from last week's Battle of the Brunette Jew Babes. What surprised me was that while she gained nearly half of the total votes, the other contenders, Kat Dennings and Emmy Rossum had identical love from their fans as well, getting equal votes apiece. So PORTMAN moves on to the final Hottest Jew Battle coming up in two more weeks!
Source: IMDB

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11:11AM on 12/28/2012
Scarlett
Scarlett
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11:41PM on 12/27/2012
Argon.
Argon.
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8:31PM on 12/27/2012
Agron
Agron
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7:39PM on 12/27/2012

Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson
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7:04PM on 12/27/2012

Tough call

I'll go with Dianna Agron though
I'll go with Dianna Agron though
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3:36PM on 12/27/2012
Dianna Agron. The most beautiful girl in the world.
Dianna Agron. The most beautiful girl in the world.
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1:57PM on 12/27/2012
Agron

Johansson might be hotter, but Agron is prettier. Sometimes hot wins out, this time I'm going with pretty. In some pictures, Agron looks so gorgeous it's almost ridiculous.
Agron

Johansson might be hotter, but Agron is prettier. Sometimes hot wins out, this time I'm going with pretty. In some pictures, Agron looks so gorgeous it's almost ridiculous.
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1:29PM on 12/27/2012
Agron....Seeing her pic gives me that old fashioned romantic feeling...Where I'd do anything to bone her.
Agron....Seeing her pic gives me that old fashioned romantic feeling...Where I'd do anything to bone her.
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1:14PM on 12/27/2012
Gotta go with Agron on this one, she was one of the few things worth watching on Glee.
Gotta go with Agron on this one, she was one of the few things worth watching on Glee.
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12:21PM on 12/27/2012

Dianna Agron

She's beautiful and has some steel under that plush layer of softness she projects. It will be really interesting to see her movie and television choices once she gets free of 'Glee'.
She's beautiful and has some steel under that plush layer of softness she projects. It will be really interesting to see her movie and television choices once she gets free of 'Glee'.
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12:10PM on 12/27/2012

WTF?

Dianna Agron doesn't just have "some Jew in her", her father was born Jewish, and her mother converted to Judaism, making Agron a Jew. And there's nothing "turns out" about it, unless that phrase also applies to whichever annoying comedian. And since when can't "all-American looking hottie"s be Jewish? It seems quite a significant amount of them are. Whoops. Must "we" constantly use this racist lingo?

And Mila Kunis was a pretty blatant omission from the brunettes last week.
Dianna Agron doesn't just have "some Jew in her", her father was born Jewish, and her mother converted to Judaism, making Agron a Jew. And there's nothing "turns out" about it, unless that phrase also applies to whichever annoying comedian. And since when can't "all-American looking hottie"s be Jewish? It seems quite a significant amount of them are. Whoops. Must "we" constantly use this racist lingo?

And Mila Kunis was a pretty blatant omission from the brunettes last week.
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11:50AM on 12/27/2012

Scarlett

but all three are dawn beautiful!
but all three are dawn beautiful!
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11:43AM on 12/27/2012
They are all so beautiful. I have to go with Scarlett for overall sex appeal since I don't know much of the other two.
They are all so beautiful. I have to go with Scarlett for overall sex appeal since I don't know much of the other two.
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11:31AM on 12/27/2012

Scarlett

I'm not much of a blonde guy so the fact she can look good with any hair color is abig plus.
I'm not much of a blonde guy so the fact she can look good with any hair color is abig plus.
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11:29AM on 12/27/2012
Agron
Agron
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11:23AM on 12/27/2012
Bar Refaeli is a gorgeous woman with the boobs Scarlett used to have. But I still give my vote to Johansson just because I'm more familiar with her.
Bar Refaeli is a gorgeous woman with the boobs Scarlett used to have. But I still give my vote to Johansson just because I'm more familiar with her.
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10:40AM on 12/27/2012
Agron. There's just something about her.
Agron. There's just something about her.
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9:52AM on 12/27/2012

Agron

It's almost not fair to put ScarJo against anyone though
It's almost not fair to put ScarJo against anyone though
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9:46AM on 12/27/2012

Agron

ScarJo does seem like the obvious choice, but Agron is just stunningly perfect.
ScarJo does seem like the obvious choice, but Agron is just stunningly perfect.
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9:35AM on 12/27/2012

Bar Refaeli

...who won't win because she doesn't have the PR machine that Scarlett does.
...who won't win because she doesn't have the PR machine that Scarlett does.
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9:17AM on 12/27/2012
Agron
Agron
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8:16AM on 12/27/2012

Dianna Agron

I love ScarJo, but Dianna is just flawlessly gorgeous, I am totally drawn to her, shes so hot! If she had bigger knockers I guess she would be considered way hotter in hollywood.
I love ScarJo, but Dianna is just flawlessly gorgeous, I am totally drawn to her, shes so hot! If she had bigger knockers I guess she would be considered way hotter in hollywood.
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6:36AM on 12/27/2012
ScarJo
ScarJo
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5:22AM on 12/27/2012

Scarlett

The other two aren't in Scarlett's league.
The other two aren't in Scarlett's league.
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3:36AM on 12/27/2012

scarjo

scarjo
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