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Battle of the Babes #241: Wood vs Messing vs Fisher

Jan. 3, 2013by: Cherry Liquor

How hard is it to find a gorgeous redheaded Jewish woman? Kinda hard, actually. Most of those that I've found have dyed red hair or have converted, so I suppose I shouldn't consider this trio to be all that bad of a haul for the third installment on the Battle of the Hotass Jewesses.

Debra Messing

I might not be a big musical fan, so who knows if I'll bother tuning into any of the new season of "Smash," but I do know that I love me some Messing. I've been watching her fail (and succeed) in sitcoms and other shows for years so even if this one doesn't have what it takes to make it go the distance, I Will (har har) always be by Messing's side.

Isla Fisher

Converted fully to Judaism when she wanted to marry her baby-daddy, Isla Fisher even legally changed her name to Ayala ("doe" in Hebrew) to give her mother-in-law no reason to complain. Seeing as how she's most remembered for having red hair (her natural color is more of a light brownish shade) and keeps it a state of auburn that looks natural, I'm casting her for the role of Redheaded Jew Babe #2.

Evan Rachel Wood

I'm cheating here since I believe that Evan Rachel Wood (really hates her middle name, by the way, only started using it professionally to help eliminate any gender confusion when getting cast in roles) was born a blonde but the woman has emptied so many bottles of dye in her life, who really cares which color she has, so long as she returns to the red she looks hottest in.

Which is your choice of hottest redheaded Jew?

Extra Tidbit: Last week surprised me, to be honest. I figured it would be another one of those landslides but perhaps because most of you were celebrating the holidays and such, ScarJo didn't have the push that she needed to beat out Dianna Agron, the ultimate blonde Jew choice of you Schmoes. She's moving on to battle against Natalie Portman in the finals next week.
Source: IMDB

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11:06PM on 01/03/2013

Isla

All day, every day.
All day, every day.
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10:57PM on 01/03/2013

Isla Fisher

The other two are alright but Isla is an easy choice on this one.
The other two are alright but Isla is an easy choice on this one.
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7:31PM on 01/03/2013
Isla
Isla
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6:47PM on 01/03/2013
I think they're all Hott actually . Evan Rachel Wood possesses something just a bit sexier though , don't ask me what , but there it is .
I think they're all Hott actually . Evan Rachel Wood possesses something just a bit sexier though , don't ask me what , but there it is .
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6:11PM on 01/03/2013
Isla Fisher is okay. The others don't do much for me.
Isla Fisher is okay. The others don't do much for me.
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2:37PM on 01/03/2013
Evan Rachel Wood
Evan Rachel Wood
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1:59PM on 01/03/2013

DAYWALKER!!!

Isla
Isla
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1:13PM on 01/03/2013
Isla Fisher.
Isla Fisher.
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12:38PM on 01/03/2013

Anyone of them....

except Debra Messing, she suuuuuucks.
except Debra Messing, she suuuuuucks.
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12:38PM on 01/03/2013

wood

Wood no contest!
Wood no contest!
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12:28PM on 01/03/2013

Isla Fisher

a close race but she's my fave.
a close race but she's my fave.
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12:17PM on 01/03/2013

Isla

She's the best of the 3.
She's the best of the 3.
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11:22AM on 01/03/2013

Isla

Fisher
Fisher
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11:11AM on 01/03/2013
Wood
Wood
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11:10AM on 01/03/2013

Fischer

Isla
Isla
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10:53AM on 01/03/2013

Isla

Fisher for me.
Fisher for me.
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10:09AM on 01/03/2013
Wood.
Wood.
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9:49AM on 01/03/2013
Wood
Wood
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8:13AM on 01/03/2013

Fisher
Fisher
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5:49AM on 01/03/2013

Fisher

Easy call here. Fisher has an outstanding pair of boobs.
Easy call here. Fisher has an outstanding pair of boobs.
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4:23AM on 01/03/2013

Wood

Fisher is amazing but im a sucker for redhair with green eyes, so Woods takes it. btw Messing shouldn't even be on this list; she's overrated and can't hold a candle to the other two.
Fisher is amazing but im a sucker for redhair with green eyes, so Woods takes it. btw Messing shouldn't even be on this list; she's overrated and can't hold a candle to the other two.
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4:09AM on 01/03/2013
Yep, I'm going with Isla Fisher too. Sacha Baron Cohen is one lucky master of the house.
Yep, I'm going with Isla Fisher too. Sacha Baron Cohen is one lucky master of the house.
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2:56AM on 01/03/2013
Isla all the way!
Isla all the way!
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2:47AM on 01/03/2013

Isla Fisher

No competition for me here.
No competition for me here.
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