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Battle of the Babes #242: Portman vs Agron vs Fisher

Jan. 10, 2013by: Cherry Liquor

With Isla Fisher winning the redheaded Jewess battle last week, it means that the final bracket has finally come together. Three beautiful Jewish women, none of whom you could resist the urge to bite the hienies of, all of whom could easily listen along to NPR with you. Or cater to that temple you just made in your pants. It's time to decide: Who is the reigning Jew Hottie of them all???

Natalie Portman

Easily winning her week of the Battle of the Brunette Jews, Natalie Portman easily beats most in any battle. But will she fare as well against the others who each had their own fervent following the past few weeks? Would she have won against Mila Kunis, who some say was unfairly left off the battle from Portman's week? Is Nat your Jewess Queen?

Dianna Agron

Honestly, I was taken aback when Dianna Agron won the week of the Battle of the Blonde Jewish actresses. Sure, she was my personal favorite out of the lot but considering her relatively new-to-the-biz stature and whom she was pitted against, I still ended up surprised. Will she surprise me again this week, besting her Battlemates? Only YOU can decide.

Isla Fisher

She might not have been born a full-blown redhead, but that's all the more fitting with her conversion to Judaism. Women have done worse than dye their hair or changed their religion for their careers or the men in their lives. The fact that Isla Fisher is charming, funny, talented and awe-inducing just adds to her overall appeal. Can she compete against the others? Or do her changes add up to a change of heart for her followers?

Which is your choice of hottest Jew of them all?

Source: IMDB

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9:55AM on 01/13/2013

Dianna Agron

Damn, double post sorry.
Damn, double post sorry.
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9:53AM on 01/13/2013

Dianna Agron

Foxiest chick on television, can't wait to see her on the big screen with Malavita.
Foxiest chick on television, can't wait to see her on the big screen with Malavita.
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9:04AM on 01/13/2013
Isla Fisher all the way
Isla Fisher all the way
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3:11AM on 01/12/2013
Portman. No doubt about it.
Portman. No doubt about it.
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5:44PM on 01/11/2013
Dianna Agron. Not even a question.
Dianna Agron. Not even a question.
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7:56AM on 01/11/2013

oy vey

still I'm going with the shikseh Isla.
still I'm going with the shikseh Isla.
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4:10AM on 01/11/2013

Natalie Portman

Not really a competition in my opinion, everyone has different tastes though.
Not really a competition in my opinion, everyone has different tastes though.
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12:46AM on 01/11/2013

Natalie Portman

Sorry...double post.
Sorry...double post.
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12:45AM on 01/11/2013

Natalie Portman

Hahaha!!! This is not even close for me. I thought the finals would at least be a difficult choice but Natalie wins easy. Just watched her in "Closer" the other day too.
Hahaha!!! This is not even close for me. I thought the finals would at least be a difficult choice but Natalie wins easy. Just watched her in "Closer" the other day too.
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11:37PM on 01/10/2013

Agron

All sexy, but Agron for me.
All sexy, but Agron for me.
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9:13PM on 01/10/2013
Agron, though Portman is 1A in my book.
Agron, though Portman is 1A in my book.
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7:47PM on 01/10/2013

For Zeus...

That picture of Portman wins any battle hands down!!!
That picture of Portman wins any battle hands down!!!
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7:45PM on 01/10/2013
Portman
Portman
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7:13PM on 01/10/2013

Agron

Def Dianna Agron, hottest babe from Glee.
Def Dianna Agron, hottest babe from Glee.
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6:42PM on 01/10/2013

Natalie Portman

Brunettes are the best and she's one of the prettiest out there.
Brunettes are the best and she's one of the prettiest out there.
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5:15PM on 01/10/2013

Agron

This is tougher than I thought it'd be. Portman seems like the shoo in, but Agron's beauty is damn near perfect. All three are worthy of winning this.
This is tougher than I thought it'd be. Portman seems like the shoo in, but Agron's beauty is damn near perfect. All three are worthy of winning this.
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5:10PM on 01/10/2013

Natalie Portman

is actually the most desirable woman in the World. It wouldn't matter who you put her against.
is actually the most desirable woman in the World. It wouldn't matter who you put her against.
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4:31PM on 01/10/2013

Dianna

Dianna Agron all the way. All three women are honestly stunning, but Agron is also humble, down to earth and so nice. My buddy met her last year and he was blown away by her kindness and green eyes!
Dianna Agron all the way. All three women are honestly stunning, but Agron is also humble, down to earth and so nice. My buddy met her last year and he was blown away by her kindness and green eyes!
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3:13PM on 01/10/2013
Double post. Blerg.
Double post. Blerg.
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3:12PM on 01/10/2013
Out of these three... Natalie Portman.
Out of these three... Natalie Portman.
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2:39PM on 01/10/2013
Natalie Portman. On a side note, how is it that Scarlett Johansson isn't in any of the competitions?
Natalie Portman. On a side note, how is it that Scarlett Johansson isn't in any of the competitions?
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3:13PM on 01/10/2013
She was. She got bested by Agron in the semifinals.
She was. She got bested by Agron in the semifinals.
2:22PM on 01/10/2013

Natalie Portman

The other two are nice looking but Portman is easily my favorite here.
The other two are nice looking but Portman is easily my favorite here.
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2:10PM on 01/10/2013
Agron.

Portman lost her appeal somehwat when she turned into an idiot when accepting her oscar.
Agron.

Portman lost her appeal somehwat when she turned into an idiot when accepting her oscar.
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1:19PM on 01/10/2013
Portman
Portman
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12:37PM on 01/10/2013
Agron has my vote.
Agron has my vote.
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12:20PM on 01/10/2013

portman

Natalie has been my actress crush since Leon: The Professional. and before anyone says i'm a perv i'm 2 months older than her..

Now don't get me wrong the others are hot and all but the long time place Natalie has in my heart wins.
Natalie has been my actress crush since Leon: The Professional. and before anyone says i'm a perv i'm 2 months older than her..

Now don't get me wrong the others are hot and all but the long time place Natalie has in my heart wins.
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11:52AM on 01/10/2013
Double, sorry.
Double, sorry.
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11:45AM on 01/10/2013
Fisher
Fisher
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11:38AM on 01/10/2013
Portman all the way
Portman all the way
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11:37AM on 01/10/2013

Agron or Fisher

Anyone BUT Portman.
Anyone BUT Portman.
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11:19AM on 01/10/2013

Fisher

Red-heads are sexy.
Red-heads are sexy.
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10:36AM on 01/10/2013
I don't even know how to vote on this one. All three of these women are absolutely gorgeous. And each has a look that is all her own. I'm gonna go Fisher just bc she really does it for me, but I may change my mind before I'm done typing. Spectacular beauties, all three.
I don't even know how to vote on this one. All three of these women are absolutely gorgeous. And each has a look that is all her own. I'm gonna go Fisher just bc she really does it for me, but I may change my mind before I'm done typing. Spectacular beauties, all three.
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10:28AM on 01/10/2013

Natalie Portman

but Isla Fisher was a close call, too.
but Isla Fisher was a close call, too.
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10:21AM on 01/10/2013
Gotta go with Portman
Gotta go with Portman
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10:04AM on 01/10/2013

Tough Choice...

but, its gotta be Portman. Always Portman.

damn, that's a great pic of Fisher.
but, its gotta be Portman. Always Portman.

damn, that's a great pic of Fisher.
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10:02AM on 01/10/2013

Portman...

It would take an incredible contender to ever beat Portman.
It would take an incredible contender to ever beat Portman.
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9:57AM on 01/10/2013

There are no wrong picks...

So I will side with the paper underdog here.

Isla Fisher.
So I will side with the paper underdog here.

Isla Fisher.
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