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Battle of the Babes #26

Oct. 30, 2008by: Cherry Liquor

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The count for last week's Battle is as stands: Megan Fox had 6 votes, Charlize had 5 and Salma cleaned up with 13. So much for the argument that when you get older, age ruins you. This week, let's take a look at some of the less obvious Kevin Smith chicks, because when you filter out the bromance laced through his storylines, you'll find that a lot of the movie relies on hot (and often times smart) women.

Claire Forlani

Claire Forlani normally wouldn't have been my first choice from MALLRATS, as her character of Brandi, the whining girlfriend to the good-intentioned T.S., was just annoying as f*ck. But even when I pit her against her co-star (and my favorite bad girl) Shannen Doherty, I'd be pretty stupid to not notice how damn hot Forlani is. Based on characters, Rene will remain my love from the sophomoric effort by Smith (and despite popular opinion that this movie sucked, it's actually my second favorite of his under CLERKS) if for the Mighty Mouse speech alone. But Forlani's eyes have you at "Hellllloooo Nurse!"

Linda Fiorentino

Flying past CHASING AMY, let's go the opposite direction of Joey Lauren Adams' high-pitched tone and straight into the sultry hotness that always has been Linda Fiorentino's vocal chords. As the beleaguered Bethany, saddled with infertility, being the last hope for civilization and having to fend off sexual advances from Jay, Fiorentino rocked. Most will simply point out the strip club scene in DOGMA featuring Salma Hayek. I love the woman, but it was more satisfying to watch her in FRIDA where she actually bares her frijoles. DOGMA might have been flawed, but with T.S. type intentions.

Shannon Elizabeth

Oh, how I clearly recall the moment when my respect for Smith began to spiral out of control. First he gives me a bunch of hotties, including Shannon Elizabeth, as leather-clad robbers, then he's throwing in an orangutan and shoving Dawson's huge noggin in my face. JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK was a messy disaster, even with the appearance of Morris Day. Fart jokes and including the Playboy playmate who married you for "love"? Yeah, suddenly that guy who made being a fanboy/girl socially acceptable (if not outright coveted) turned around and pissed all over us for our troubles.

I have my fingers crossed for ZACK & MIRI, but I've also got whopping doubts. However, this is about hotties, so come at me with your fave.

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Tags:	Battle of the Babes, megan fox, Salma Hayek, Shannon Elizabeth

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WalkAway

6:41PM on 10/30/2008

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Claire

FNDanny

7:05PM on 10/30/2008

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Shannon! Followed closely by Claire. Leaving Linda way behind.

And Kevin Smith Rules!

numberFIVE

7:44PM on 10/30/2008

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Claire Forlani, by miles and miles.

annihilist

8:27PM on 10/30/2008

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out of these three, Shannon. however, if i had my choice of Kevin's choices, it would be Ali Larter, with Liv Tyler a very close second.

Alfamale

10:00PM on 10/30/2008

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Going gaa-gaa here...

Okay... my head's about to explode trying to decide. Each of these choices is uberfine.

If I gotta pick, I'll go with Forlani in a near photo-finish.

Honestly though, I'd prefer a dead heat where all three join me in the winner's circle!

poopontheshoes7

10:04PM on 10/30/2008

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Shannon. I was about 10 when I saw her tits on American Pie. My life changed forever.

UnkemptFilmFan

12:15AM on 10/31/2008

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I'm gonna have to go with...

Shannon. With Claire coming in second.

RG4488

12:17AM on 10/31/2008

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Linda, she was hot in Dogma

ManwicH

1:12AM on 10/31/2008

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Shannon Shannon Shannon Shannon Shannon Shannon Shannon Shannon Shannon Shannon Shannon Shannon Shannon Shannon Shannon Shannon Shannon Shannon Shannon Shannon

No fucking contest

The Wombat

1:14AM on 10/31/2008

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I'd have to go for Forlani. Hot as hell, and respectable as well.

If we're playing marry, fuck, throw off a cliff, it would be Elizabeth, Forlani, and Fiorentino respectably. I'd rather marry and fuck Forlani repeatedly than just fuck Elizabeth once. Forlani seems like she would be more interesting to talk to and hang out with before AND after.

The Wombat

2:15AM on 10/31/2008

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Ugh

I meant respectively.

But I DO mean respectably, as well, now that I think about it! Though I'm not sure how one can respectably throw someone off of a cliff.

GGear0323

9:33AM on 10/31/2008

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i am going to have to go with Forlani on this one. i started scrolling down and immediately after i saw Forlani up first, i said to myself, damn, it is going to take a lot to make me NOT pick her. i got to Elizabeth, which made me falter a bit i will admit, but even she wasnt enough to sway my immediate reaction.