All of you all who did not participate in my all male Battle
last week are a bunch of turkeys. I'm assuming you were all stuffing your faces and dealing with keeping particular family members out of them, which is why I had fun for the week. This week it's back to regular old vagina people and Battle of the "I'm With the Band" Babes.
I seem to remember that when Electra married Dave Navarro on MTV that they posed nude on pathology slabs saying "Until death do us part." Well, they've parted and she's on to another rock musician (guitarist Rob Patterson) and a career of crappy spoof movies. I don't know what it is about Carmen that keeps me from hating on her as if she were just another Paris Hilton (she's logically only one minor step above her in the celebrity world of things) but it might have to do with her bewbs. Fake they might be, but they've also always looked great.
People knock Zellweger a lot recently for sometimes looking too thin on the red carpets or too disheveled at events (she's been pictured quietly being ushered out in as a Lily Allen drunken mess) but the woman has talent. And talent can surpass a lot of things. It didn't get her to the altar with Jack White ("Forever for Her (Is over for Me)" is such a beautiful song about their break-up) but it did get her to the annulment table with musician Kenny Chesney. Oh, that and an Oscar. And the woman looks good when she's made up just right. OK, that's all I've got.
Ah, the rock star girl of most rock stars dreams. Or maybe not, considering her considerable lack of chesticle girth. She was the Band-Aid in ALMOST FAMOUS and later surprised people when she married dirty-hippie-looking Chris Robinson of The Black Crowes and embarked upon a pregnancy that lasted seemingly forever in the tabloids and has been carried on with her refusal to cut her son's hair. Who cares? Why do they keep reporting about that when there are bikini pictures to be shown and Lance Armstrong banging jokes to be made?
Which is your favorite Musician's Assistant?