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Battle of the Babes #36

Jan. 22, 2009by: Cherry Liquor

In a nutshell, my life has been a little nutty this past week. For details that I can't get into lest they cause me to incur criminal charges, let's just say that it's been one of those weeks that you have in life where things are on a bipolar scale, either they're intensely good or they severely f*ck with you. So I decided that I would focus on a few of the women that I think have played crazy hotties over the course of their careers. Battle of the Bonkers. Ha.

Debi Mazar

My weakness is a chick with naturally dark hair and light blue eyes. Or green. Anything that gives that extraordinary contrast. But I also love a chick who looks like when she isn't talking you to death she could kick your ass, even if she weighs half what you do soaking wet. And perhaps I'm the only person in the world, but that wonky New Yorker accent gets on my nerves in the right way. I only thought of Mazar recently after watching an episode of "L&O:SVU" that she was on, but it brought back up all my fond memories of the wackjobs that she plays so well.

Laura San Giacomo

I did that Giacomo looks fairly normal and that she's the kind of crazy that comes along with probably being too smart for her own good. I hated her character in SEX, LIES & VIDEOTAPE even though I liked her character at the same time for very different reasons. She's the only thing that I prefer to remember about PRETTY WOMAN and her performance in the little seen QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER is heartbreakingly moving. She's an actress that rocks and her voice is another one of those fine assets that just melts you.

Angelina Jolie

Here's the ringer. She's so blown out of proportion at the point in her life that I'm writing this that most people forget that she started off her career (and the introduction of her personal life to the tabloids) as a certifiable nutjob. Angie was the chick that you wanted to take home and nail but soon found out was stalking you outside of your workplace. Then when you tried to get rid of her, she'd firebomb your car. Crazy bad. Now she's nothing but a breeding factory and the second coming of Mia Farrow adoption practices. I'm torn if that still makes her hot or not.

Who's your favorite Bonkers Babe?

Source: IMDB

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6:56PM on 01/23/2009
Ive read Jolie is a freak in the bed so its a no brainer, Jolie ftw. Plus come on imagine those lips servicing you.
Ive read Jolie is a freak in the bed so its a no brainer, Jolie ftw. Plus come on imagine those lips servicing you.
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2:59PM on 01/23/2009
Jolie is super hot bubt theres something about Mazar. I dont know what it is. Something about the accent and the way she was in Goodfellas. I dont know but its gotta be her
Jolie is super hot bubt theres something about Mazar. I dont know what it is. Something about the accent and the way she was in Goodfellas. I dont know but its gotta be her
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1:39PM on 01/23/2009
Laura, by a flippin' mile. She has the total package.

Debbie looks like someone that you want to see do their O face, but she'll kick your ass afterward.

Jolie is ridiculously overrated. I've never understood what other dudes see in her. I just think she's fugly.
Laura, by a flippin' mile. She has the total package.

Debbie looks like someone that you want to see do their O face, but she'll kick your ass afterward.

Jolie is ridiculously overrated. I've never understood what other dudes see in her. I just think she's fugly.
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1:08PM on 01/23/2009
I've always loved Mazar, I'm so glad you brought her into this cherry. kudos.

mazar ftw.
I've always loved Mazar, I'm so glad you brought her into this cherry. kudos.

mazar ftw.
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12:53PM on 01/23/2009
Not the biggest fan of Jolie, but she gets the vote here.
Not the biggest fan of Jolie, but she gets the vote here.
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8:26AM on 01/23/2009
I personally cant believe anyone but Jolie has gotten a vote. But whatever, this ones too easy. Jolie by far.
I personally cant believe anyone but Jolie has gotten a vote. But whatever, this ones too easy. Jolie by far.
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7:51AM on 01/23/2009

I know I'll probably be alone on this one, but...

Give me Debi Mazar.

LSG is cute, and Angie is the epirome of sexuality...
But I'm with you, Cherry. Something about Mazar's [link] voice goes straight to my loins.

And I just gotta say... I don't have much respect for Angie's homewrecking ways. She's done it to Laura Dern & Jennifer Aniston... and no telling how many others.
Give me Debi Mazar.

LSG is cute, and Angie is the epirome of sexuality...
But I'm with you, Cherry. Something about Mazar's [link] voice goes straight to my loins.

And I just gotta say... I don't have much respect for Angie's homewrecking ways. She's done it to Laura Dern & Jennifer Aniston... and no telling how many others.
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3:52AM on 01/23/2009

Easy for me...

Laura. She seems like a grounded woman with strength to spare.
Laura. She seems like a grounded woman with strength to spare.
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2:06AM on 01/23/2009
Cherry, you're absolutely right about the contrast thing. I was actually trying to explain this very thing to someone earlier today. Dark hair combined with light skin and blue eyes is just perfect to me.

I'm giving this to Debi Mazar. Angelina Jolie is rocking the vixen look, which is one I've always though looked more threatening than attractive.
Cherry, you're absolutely right about the contrast thing. I was actually trying to explain this very thing to someone earlier today. Dark hair combined with light skin and blue eyes is just perfect to me.

I'm giving this to Debi Mazar. Angelina Jolie is rocking the vixen look, which is one I've always though looked more threatening than attractive.
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12:04AM on 01/23/2009
San Giacomo looks like a guy, and Debi was once Madonna's BFFN (Best Friend For Now), so that immediately eliminates them both.

so i'll go with Angie - 10 years ago, back when she had some meat on her still and was fucking anything that moved. that's the Angie i knew and loved.
San Giacomo looks like a guy, and Debi was once Madonna's BFFN (Best Friend For Now), so that immediately eliminates them both.

so i'll go with Angie - 10 years ago, back when she had some meat on her still and was fucking anything that moved. that's the Angie i knew and loved.
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11:44PM on 01/22/2009
I think Angelina's going to take this one, big time. Between Gia, Playing By Heart, and Girl, Interrupted, she pretty much owns the "gorgeous nutjob" category.

Honestly, I'm amazed she didn't flame out.
I think Angelina's going to take this one, big time. Between Gia, Playing By Heart, and Girl, Interrupted, she pretty much owns the "gorgeous nutjob" category.

Honestly, I'm amazed she didn't flame out.
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10:59PM on 01/22/2009
Angelina Jolie
Angelina Jolie
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9:27PM on 01/22/2009

Debi Mazar

I like a woman with dark hair and blue eyes.

She fits the bill.
I like a woman with dark hair and blue eyes.

She fits the bill.
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8:56PM on 01/22/2009
Just by putting Angie as an option on this list makes it kinda unfair. She's almost too beautiful, so it's Ms. Pitt all the way.
Just by putting Angie as an option on this list makes it kinda unfair. She's almost too beautiful, so it's Ms. Pitt all the way.
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8:12PM on 01/22/2009
I really like Laura San Giacomo. Even at her age she looks damn good.
I really like Laura San Giacomo. Even at her age she looks damn good.
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8:11PM on 01/22/2009

Angie hands down!

Angelina is the sexiest crazy woman on the planet. No contest. She's my go to pick when I'm having a lezzie moment.

By the way, Cherry, I left you a comment in Seth Gecko's column about Jessica Alba today. LOL!
Angelina is the sexiest crazy woman on the planet. No contest. She's my go to pick when I'm having a lezzie moment.

By the way, Cherry, I left you a comment in Seth Gecko's column about Jessica Alba today. LOL!
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7:51PM on 01/22/2009
of these 3 have to say Angelina Jolie, don't know who Debi Mazar is and i've had a thing for Laura but she can't beat Angelina
of these 3 have to say Angelina Jolie, don't know who Debi Mazar is and i've had a thing for Laura but she can't beat Angelina
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7:38PM on 01/22/2009

Too easy....

Angelina by a trillion light years...the hottest woman on the face of the Earth!
Angelina by a trillion light years...the hottest woman on the face of the Earth!
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