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Battle of the Babes #39

Feb. 12, 2009by: Cherry Liquor

Forget about the women who gave the best performances over the course of 2008 (although I have my favorites). Let's talk about what if there were an Academy Award for the Best Bitch. Angelina automatically gets cut from the list because even though I am a fan of Bekmambetov, I actually hated WANTED. (Of course, that might have had something to do with the fact that I actually read the source material and didn't find Angie to be as big of a bitch as she needed to be. So here were three of my favorite bitches of 2008. Some obvious, some not quite so.

Leslie Bibb

The slutty bitch who thinks she's all smart and therefore empowered enough in her femininity and sexual needs that even though she despises Tony Stark in IRON MAN, she still ends up horizontally mamboing with him. (Love the Pepper Potts line about taking out the trash.) Bibb got the short straw in the casting here, as she can and has been great in roles in the past and instead is playing the token thorn in the side of the hero. But a cute little blonde bitch that takes you by surprise, nonetheless.

Joan Allen

I think I might be the only person dorky enough to start singing "Cold Hearted Snake" (yes, that's by Paula from "American Idol," children) when I think of Allen as the prison warden in DEATH RACE in which she has her inmates race to their deaths for reality pay-per-view profit. I won't lie... Jason Statham will get my ass in a seat with whatever high voltage crap he puts out because YES, he really is that charismatic. However, Allen put the ice on this light weight fluff piece of entertainment and you gotta love the bitch in her for doing so.

Diora Baird

For the very few of you who watched the inspired YOUNG PEOPLE FUCKING, first... fist-bump because you're awesome. For those who haven't seen the movie, make it a priority to put into your NetFlix queue or yell at your video store clerk. Diora Baird, that chick known for a whole lot of minimal roles in fairly big movies, manages to pull off the bitch that you never want to meet, especially in bed. That bitch who acts coy, makes you beg, makes you think you have to put on a show but really just wanted to get laid and belittles you for not coming through. This is the bitch who doesn't realize just how poorly executed her bitchiness is, unless she's shooting for the 3-pointer at the buzzer. But in all fairness, she's so good in the movie that it's important to note that she helps to make it that much more watchable.

Which is your favorite Best Bitch of 2008?

Extra Tidbit: Oh, and if you have any suggestions that aren't on this list, please add them to your comment. I always love watching a movie where there's a great minx of a woman running the show.
Source: IMDB

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2:15PM on 02/13/2009

Baird!

While Joan Allen is certainly smokin' in a MILFtastic way, I gotta go with Diora... because the posted pic doesn't even do her justice.
While Joan Allen is certainly smokin' in a MILFtastic way, I gotta go with Diora... because the posted pic doesn't even do her justice.
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2:17AM on 02/13/2009
Diora all the way.
Diora all the way.
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9:10PM on 02/12/2009

DIORA!!!

She's a knockout. Plus she's like a walking set of amazing boobs.

She's a knockout. Plus she's like a walking set of amazing boobs.

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7:34PM on 02/12/2009
joan allen should be in a different Milf poll......i've had a thing for Bibb for a while.....but i think i have to go with Diora
joan allen should be in a different Milf poll......i've had a thing for Bibb for a while.....but i think i have to go with Diora
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7:09PM on 02/12/2009

Diora baird

By infinity. I would bend her over break my dick off in that naughty ass. I'm gonna get in there so deep that it's gonna make your breath smell like dick smell. Then i'm gonna cum in that dick smelly mouth so hard that it's gonna shoot out your ass.
Quote of the year. great fucking movie.
By infinity. I would bend her over break my dick off in that naughty ass. I'm gonna get in there so deep that it's gonna make your breath smell like dick smell. Then i'm gonna cum in that dick smelly mouth so hard that it's gonna shoot out your ass.
Quote of the year. great fucking movie.
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4:54PM on 02/12/2009
I haven't seen two of these performances and I don't remember the 3rd, but selecting based on the hotness of the 3 pictures above, I'll go with Diora.
I haven't seen two of these performances and I don't remember the 3rd, but selecting based on the hotness of the 3 pictures above, I'll go with Diora.
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4:32PM on 02/12/2009
Bibb and Diora? How the ball sack am I suppose to choose between them. Dont get me wrong, I've always kinda dug on Joan Allen too, but pit her against those 2? That's just kinda mean. Anyways, I cant pick between the other 2, but because everyone is saying Baird I'll just say Bibb for the f of it.
Bibb and Diora? How the ball sack am I suppose to choose between them. Dont get me wrong, I've always kinda dug on Joan Allen too, but pit her against those 2? That's just kinda mean. Anyways, I cant pick between the other 2, but because everyone is saying Baird I'll just say Bibb for the f of it.
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3:19PM on 02/12/2009
no question here baird is way hotter
no question here baird is way hotter
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2:12PM on 02/12/2009
Why even include Allen? Seriously.

Baird for me.
Why even include Allen? Seriously.

Baird for me.
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2:03PM on 02/12/2009
Leslie Bibb
Leslie Bibb
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12:59PM on 02/12/2009

Blah

I'm not sure why, but I think all three are actually kind of boring. All are beautiful, no doubt, but very interchangable. Nothing amazing.

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Natalie Portman in The Other Boleyn Girl. I didn't care for the movie, but she was pretty much the biotch. Plus she's wicked hot.

Cate Blanchette in Indian 4. The movie was lame but she was beautiful and was really evil.

Anne Hathaway in Rachel Getting Married. She had problems, but was still the bitch of the movie.

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I'm not sure why, but I think all three are actually kind of boring. All are beautiful, no doubt, but very interchangable. Nothing amazing.

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Natalie Portman in The Other Boleyn Girl. I didn't care for the movie, but she was pretty much the biotch. Plus she's wicked hot.

Cate Blanchette in Indian 4. The movie was lame but she was beautiful and was really evil.

Anne Hathaway in Rachel Getting Married. She had problems, but was still the bitch of the movie.

And Femka Janssen/Olivia Thrilby in The Wackness. Janssen was way bitchier, but Thrilby was understated bitchy.
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11:56AM on 02/12/2009
This isn't even close. Diora seven days out of the week and 10 times on sunday. She is the hottest woman currently on film, in my opinion.
This isn't even close. Diora seven days out of the week and 10 times on sunday. She is the hottest woman currently on film, in my opinion.
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11:54AM on 02/12/2009
Diora FTW!
Diora FTW!
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11:25AM on 02/12/2009
This one isn't even a contest. It's Diora.
This one isn't even a contest. It's Diora.
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10:26AM on 02/12/2009
Diora
Diora
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