Let's have a discussion about my television viewing habits. I watch the boob tube whenever I get the inclination, without a lot of forethought into what I'm going to watch. Turns out, if I really like a show when it starts, it ends up getting thrown in the canceled bin. So I tend to wait something out and see if it has legs and then capture it later since the production companies aren't waiting until the next season starts before releasing the previous season on DVD. Now, I find it hard to dedicate time to a full series, so if you'll bear with me, I'll admit that I've only caught the first 2 1/2 seasons of "Entourage." And while Ari Gold is one of the best characters ever created for TV, the show seems to be golden when it comes to casting hotties. So there's our Battle of the Entourage babes.
Mays didn't have a huge role as Jennifer, lasting only 3 episodes before moving on. However, after the success of PAUL BLART, I can only imagine that this natural red head is destined for more interesting roles in the future. I really liked her in RED EYE, briefly caught her in SMILEY FACE only because I'm an Araki addict and even though EPIC MOVIE sucked balls, I think she's got the acting chops to give Anna Faris a run for her money. (For a little watched gem, check out BLIND DATING with Chris Pine and a minor role by Mays, since he's going to be Kirk and all soon, I think more people should check out his work too.) I prefer the red hair, but took the still from BLART to emphasize what a great pixie face she has. I'm off to email her handlers next to make she gets some better, more MAXIM style images of her out there on the internet for me to find.
Mmmm... Samaire Armstrong. What a neglected little hottie. Back in 2005, she placed 55th on Maxim's Top 100 list. As the assistant that isn't supposed to be dating anyone work related, you like her because she's smart and sassy in addition to being cute. And I'm probably one of the few nerds who remembers her as Laurie in "Freaks and Geeks." Armstrong is a strong television player, with "The O.C." and "Dirty Sexy Money" under her boob tube belt (that would be so much better if I just said top). And how f*cking cool is it that she was born on Halloween in Tokyo? Dirty, sexy, hotness.
Monica Keena was that bitch that E couldn't get out of his head. You know the type of girl. You hate that your friend is dating her but the more that you express how much she's a douche and he's a doormat for being with her, the more often he hands over his testicles to her. But damn, if she looks like THIS
nude, I suppose even I could hand over my balls for a crack at that. What bugs me is that she's actually a pretty talented actress who has been doing nothing but shit roles recently. She's the tits half of the unemployed Amanda Bynes legs half. Get this chick some work!
Oh, and there was no way that I could play unfair and include either my future wife Emmanuelle Chriqui or Seth's future wife Carla Gugino in this battle because utter chaos would have ensued and the stars on our Sneetch bellies would have gone flying all over the place. So pick from one of these very worthy "Entourage" chicks instead, please.