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Battle of the Babes #45

Mar. 26, 2009by: Cherry Liquor

There's this French term, "Une belle laide," I believe it is (please correct me if I'm wrong, I'm only fluent in Spanish because I live in California). It basically refers to a woman who has a look that is beautifully ugly. Or ugly beautiful. I like to think of it as the women who don't look perfect, but have this certain something about them which makes them strangely attractive. (The male counterpart of this for me is Adrian Brody. Yes, I would do "The Nose.") So this week's battle is about those funny women out there on television today who are unconventional beauties.

Amy Poehler

Poehler is adorable. And she's one of the bravest bitches that I've ever watched on SNL, relentless in making fun of Hillary when she was running for the Democratic nomination, creating a great Barbie impersonation with Britney Spears as her "sister" Skipper (I liked Brit on SNL... I really did). Alongside Tina Fey, she propelled the movie BABY MAMA to the top of the box office and impressed critics considering that it was a film headed by a female comedy duo. Now on a new show, "Parks and Recreation," only a couple of months after giving birth to son Archie (on a Saturday night, natch), Poehler gives you that impression that she's not just a talented bitch, she could rock your world in other ways as well.

Jane Krakowski

In a galaxy long ago, back when I would watch shit that aired on the Fox network, I fell in love with the kooky secretary that Krakowski played on "Ally McBeal." While her career floundered after the show's demise and even though I haven't watched her on "30 Rock," I still have always looked at Jane and taken pause. She looks like a matured version of that gawky girl in your 7th grade math class. While not exactly perfect looking, she's got a certain something that goes beyond traditional beauty. Personality. Yeah, sometimes that shit actually does make a difference, fellas.

Jaime Pressly

Jaime Pressly became an emancipated minor when she was only 15 years old in order to travel to Japan and start a modeling career. Flash forward a few years and she became my favorite hard working chick who could knock out the white trash chick roles like a seasoned pro. One of the hardest working actresses in the business, pushing herself forward one piddly project at a time, insisting her own greatness until finally she was able to showcase it properly in "My Name is Earl," Pressly deserved that Emmy. She's got that strange voice, those slightly bugged out eyes and a smile that's a little too wide for her face. But tenacity counts for a whole helluva a lot. Oh, and she looks insanely good nude, which doesn't hurt. MILF, fo sho.

Who's your favorite Une belle laide? (Again, if I'm wrong with that translation, please correct me. Thanks.)

Source: IMDB

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11:55PM on 03/30/2009
Although I think Jamie is gorgeous, I love Amy Poehler & she has that "milf next door" look that makes you think of naughty afternoon encounters.
Although I think Jamie is gorgeous, I love Amy Poehler & she has that "milf next door" look that makes you think of naughty afternoon encounters.
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1:04AM on 03/29/2009
jaime pressly its a no brainer
jaime pressly its a no brainer
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4:21AM on 03/28/2009
God, could you have found a worse picture of Jane?

Jamie all the way.
God, could you have found a worse picture of Jane?

Jamie all the way.
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8:10PM on 03/27/2009
This is outrageously lopsided!

Jaime Pressly
This is outrageously lopsided!

Jaime Pressly
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8:34AM on 03/27/2009
Jaime Pressly had my vote the second I scrolled down and saw her name.
Jaime Pressly had my vote the second I scrolled down and saw her name.
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11:04PM on 03/26/2009
Jane. While Pressley has a good body, not the prettiest face. I do love Amy but jane all the way
Jane. While Pressley has a good body, not the prettiest face. I do love Amy but jane all the way
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5:50PM on 03/26/2009
I want to say Krakowski cause she is an underrated hottie, but Pressly is the obvious winner
I want to say Krakowski cause she is an underrated hottie, but Pressly is the obvious winner
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5:41PM on 03/26/2009
Pressly
Pressly
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1:26PM on 03/26/2009
There's something about Jane...i don't know what it is but i'd knock that out the park any day
There's something about Jane...i don't know what it is but i'd knock that out the park any day
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1:11PM on 03/26/2009

sort of a tough call

Amy is way prettier than the others, but Jamie has the best body. I'll go with Amy. She's funny and really pretty.
Amy is way prettier than the others, but Jamie has the best body. I'll go with Amy. She's funny and really pretty.
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1:11PM on 03/26/2009
This isn't a fair challenge. After all, how many naked or mostly naked photo spreads have Amy Poehler or Jane Krakowski done over the years? Not many, and even if they did, I doubt they'd be able to pull it off like Jaime has.
This isn't a fair challenge. After all, how many naked or mostly naked photo spreads have Amy Poehler or Jane Krakowski done over the years? Not many, and even if they did, I doubt they'd be able to pull it off like Jaime has.
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12:25PM on 03/26/2009
Haha, none at all. All ugly as hell.
Haha, none at all. All ugly as hell.
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12:24PM on 03/26/2009
Jaime
Jaime
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12:07PM on 03/26/2009
Jaime...
Jaime...
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11:29AM on 03/26/2009

JAMIE

Jamie, without a doubt. She is smoking hot in her bimbo outfits in Earl.

Amy is trying too hard to be the next Tina Fey, without the quirky nerd look that makes Tina so hot.

And Jane...well, do I need to even point out the rippled edges of her cleavage in the picture above? To quote the last "30 Rock" her beauty
can be described as "1980s"

Jamie, without a doubt. She is smoking hot in her bimbo outfits in Earl.

Amy is trying too hard to be the next Tina Fey, without the quirky nerd look that makes Tina so hot.

And Jane...well, do I need to even point out the rippled edges of her cleavage in the picture above? To quote the last "30 Rock" her beauty
can be described as "1980s"

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