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Battle of the Babes #49

Apr. 23, 2009by: Cherry Liquor

Chances are, if you're the movie going lover that you are, visiting and reading this site, you're most likely a guy. I'd love it if there were more women who spoke up and raised their voices about which female celebrities they'd most like to take a bite out of the ass of. Alas, while women love to drag their men to romantic comedies during the hot, hot summertime, they still won't give a detailed verbal outline of how they'd draw the alphabet on the celeb's nipples with their tongue. They'll drag their poor men to (usually) shitty, low-rent, predictable stories, but they won't make up any of their own. Now I'm just rambling. On to this week's battle.

Sandra Bullock

As much as I'd like to deny it, I actually love me some Sandra Bullock. Yeah, she has bitch face and according to some gossip, she's a supreme bitch in real life, but dammit, Sandy has always been a cutie. She's honestly the reason why I keep watching SPEED and DEMOLITION MAN. With her joke of a rom-com THE PROPOSAL due to hit theaters soon, here's to hoping she's maintained that innocent cute kookiness, despite robbing actual Canadian Ryan Reynolds from getting to say "aboot." (I just watched OBSERVE AND REPORT and loved hearing Rogen say "Soooareee.")

Jennifer Garner

No one can go wrong with Jennifer Garner. Not even Matthew McShirtless. While it looks stupid in just about every way possible, I still might catch a showing of GHOSTS OF GIRLFRIENDS PAST because I dig on Lacey Chabert and Breckin Meyer. Plus, you would have had to had a heart of cold stone to not love her quiet and sincere turn as the childless woman in JUNO. Even if you hated the movie's teenage slang, you had to appreciate and sympathize with her pain.

Katherine Heigl

Eh... I'm trying to think of something nice to say about Katherine Heigl. After a series of interview incidents where she called Apatow a sexist and talked smack about the writers for her show, "Grey's Anatomy," Heigl has been on the downlow, trying to regain her composure before debuting THE UGLY TRUTH to no doubt what might be sour audiences. I'll go just because Gerard Butler does something tingly to my happy spot. They'll most likely strip him of his accent (but I have Swank to thank for getting him to keep it natural in their movie, P.S. I LOVE YOU), but the man is just plain fine. Even if Heigl might not be.

Not my choice though. It's yours. Who's your favorite Rom-Com Hottie?

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3:56PM on 04/25/2009

Eeeewww

I would choose none of the above.

Sandra Bullock hasn't made a good Rom-Com..."Forces of Nature", "Hope Floats". Can't believe Ryan Reynolds is in that movie, he is so better than that.

Jennifer Garner, she was great in Juno but no other Rom-Com that I know of.

Katherine Heigel, can we say "Stuck up, ungrateful bitch?". She is on a hit show, and complains about the writers. Are you dumb-tarded? Then she stars in a hit movie, "Knocked Up" and disses the director. Does she want to have a
I would choose none of the above.

Sandra Bullock hasn't made a good Rom-Com..."Forces of Nature", "Hope Floats". Can't believe Ryan Reynolds is in that movie, he is so better than that.

Jennifer Garner, she was great in Juno but no other Rom-Com that I know of.

Katherine Heigel, can we say "Stuck up, ungrateful bitch?". She is on a hit show, and complains about the writers. Are you dumb-tarded? Then she stars in a hit movie, "Knocked Up" and disses the director. Does she want to have a career anymore? She needs to take a lesson from Joey before she falls down a elevator shaft.
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8:37AM on 04/24/2009
I gotta go with Garner on this one.
I gotta go with Garner on this one.
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6:22AM on 04/24/2009
Eh . . . none.
Eh . . . none.
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6:37PM on 04/23/2009

Jennifer Garner

I still have the hots for her. Started back in her Alias days.
I still have the hots for her. Started back in her Alias days.
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5:05PM on 04/23/2009

Jennifer Garner

Not the best looking but seems the most attractive, if you catch my meaning.

Considering my lady's idea of a romantic comedy is Young Frankenstein or Shaolin Soccer, I'm eternally grateful to have dodged the rom-com bullet in that regard.

P.S. - Drawing the alphabet on nipples with your tongue . . . I'll have to remember that one.
Not the best looking but seems the most attractive, if you catch my meaning.

Considering my lady's idea of a romantic comedy is Young Frankenstein or Shaolin Soccer, I'm eternally grateful to have dodged the rom-com bullet in that regard.

P.S. - Drawing the alphabet on nipples with your tongue . . . I'll have to remember that one.
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2:27PM on 04/23/2009
Currently, I'd say none of the above. Bullock and Heigl are bitches with middling careers, and I have never understood the appeal of Jennifer Garner. I don't find her very attractive at all.

However, were I able to pluck one of these ladies from what I perceive to be their high points, I'd go with Bullock circa 1993. She was just too cute in her Demolition Man days.
Currently, I'd say none of the above. Bullock and Heigl are bitches with middling careers, and I have never understood the appeal of Jennifer Garner. I don't find her very attractive at all.

However, were I able to pluck one of these ladies from what I perceive to be their high points, I'd go with Bullock circa 1993. She was just too cute in her Demolition Man days.
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2:01PM on 04/23/2009
Bullock looks like a man. Never got the appeal. Heigl, while a bitch, had a very open and approachable hotness with a nice rack. But Garner is where its at.
Bullock looks like a man. Never got the appeal. Heigl, while a bitch, had a very open and approachable hotness with a nice rack. But Garner is where its at.
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1:49PM on 04/23/2009

Jen

I would say Jennifer Garner is definitely the sexiest and the most naturally pretty out of all of them.

I used to love Heigl when she was on Roswell. She was cute, thick, and had huge boobs. Now she's like an evil bobble-head doll that spews stupidity when you pull her string. If bobble- heads had strings.
I would say Jennifer Garner is definitely the sexiest and the most naturally pretty out of all of them.

I used to love Heigl when she was on Roswell. She was cute, thick, and had huge boobs. Now she's like an evil bobble-head doll that spews stupidity when you pull her string. If bobble- heads had strings.
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11:56AM on 04/23/2009

JEN!

Garner...while Bullock is cute, Garner is cute with the rack to back it up :)
Garner...while Bullock is cute, Garner is cute with the rack to back it up :)
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11:01AM on 04/23/2009
Gonna go with Sandra Bullock on this one.
Gonna go with Sandra Bullock on this one.
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10:57AM on 04/23/2009
Definitely Garner. I like a woman who is both feminine and still strong enough to take me down.

I might have some issues I need to deal with.
Definitely Garner. I like a woman who is both feminine and still strong enough to take me down.

I might have some issues I need to deal with.
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10:52AM on 04/23/2009
And just on another note, that horrible Heigl person doesn't even deserve to be on the list.
And just on another note, that horrible Heigl person doesn't even deserve to be on the list.
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10:50AM on 04/23/2009
Bullock for me. Garner does look hot in that picture, but normally I don't care for her.
Bullock for me. Garner does look hot in that picture, but normally I don't care for her.
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10:23AM on 04/23/2009
Ehm....Well.....I liked Bullock in the Speed, Demolition Man days as well. And Garner was good in Juno, yes...and Heigl, as much as people bash the hell out of her (deservedly so in most instances) that didnt stop her from doing a good job and being pretty Hot in Knocked Up. Only thing is, none of those movies are really Rom-Coms (o.k. Knocked Up may be, but I dont prefer to think of it that way).

Fact is, I dont really dig too many rom-coms. I love me some Amy Smart, and she usually
Ehm....Well.....I liked Bullock in the Speed, Demolition Man days as well. And Garner was good in Juno, yes...and Heigl, as much as people bash the hell out of her (deservedly so in most instances) that didnt stop her from doing a good job and being pretty Hot in Knocked Up. Only thing is, none of those movies are really Rom-Coms (o.k. Knocked Up may be, but I dont prefer to think of it that way).

Fact is, I dont really dig too many rom-coms. I love me some Amy Smart, and she usually plays the female romantic lead pretty good. Just Friends is under rated, and I like Breckin Meyer too, but am mad jealous of the guy for hooking up with her in both Road Trip AND Rat Race. Bastard.

Anyways, she's not part of this battle....it's a toughie. But I'll go Bullock. Cuz Speed and Demolition Man are a much faster way to get my stiffy dog up than any rom-com.
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10:09AM on 04/23/2009

Garner forever....

All 3 are hot in their own way but Jennifer Garner is an effin' GODDESS! Bullock was hotter back in her earlier days and Heigl's a bitch so that takes away a bit.
All 3 are hot in their own way but Jennifer Garner is an effin' GODDESS! Bullock was hotter back in her earlier days and Heigl's a bitch so that takes away a bit.
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