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Battle of the Babes #51

May. 7, 2009by: Cherry Liquor

Fine. Tina Fey is the hottest nerd girl on the planet. I get the hint. I just thought that maybe, for once, something less than predictable would happen. Yet here it is, the week before Mother's Day and I just keep on being predictable myself. Like this week's Battle of the Former Dawson's Creek Chick Babes. So sue me, sometimes I take the easy way out.

Michelle Williams

Oh, Michelle Williams. The underrated hottie. When she started out on "Dawson's Creek," she was the ultimate definition of a hottie. She was the slut next door whom Katie Holmes' Joey wandered around getting her virgin panties into a bunch about. As the years have passed, Michelle Williams has expanded into that "I have to make myself ugly to get people to think of me as a serious actress" hottie who still manages to get my own panties in a twist. It's just tinged with sadness knowing that her daughter will forever be chained to the Ledger tragedy. Still, doesn't make her mom any less of a MILF.

Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes, back in the old day, back when she hadn't had the alien spawn of Tom Cruise, probably would have topped my list out of these three babes. However, she's gotten too skinny and gaunt in the face for me to pay attention to her beyond the bizarre car crash fascination involved with her current marriage. The old Katie Holmes still trumps the older Katie Holmes.

Busy Philipps

Busy Philipps is one of those chicks that I'm going to love no matter what just because I've always found her work to be compelling, even when it was to play a rich (kinda nice) bitch in my guilty pleasure movie WHITE CHICKS. I've loved her since "Freaks and Geeks" and I still think she's boss. Not a skeleton and even though she's blonde, she's not your typical bubbly or bitchy blonde. She's just, well, Busy.

Who's your favorite Creek MILF?

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12:06PM on 05/10/2009
How do you call this a battle? Even with the horrific photo Katie pulls a Leonidas and massacres the others (before eventually committing career suicide by becoming tied to a losing side)
How do you call this a battle? Even with the horrific photo Katie pulls a Leonidas and massacres the others (before eventually committing career suicide by becoming tied to a losing side)
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7:44PM on 05/09/2009
Yeah, these pics suck. Philipps looks like the great white shark from Finding Nemo.
Yeah, these pics suck. Philipps looks like the great white shark from Finding Nemo.
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9:48PM on 05/08/2009

Horrible photos!

I immediately forgot that both Michelle Williams and Katie Holmes have been hot after seeings these photos. And any memory of Busy Philipps being okay is also gone. I wonder if Cherry was assigned this matchup against her wishes, and did this on purpose. Anyway, where's the girl who played Andy? And where's Pacey's older sister? And what about that one girl who was the actress?

Given the choices, I'll go with Katie Holmes. That smirk of hers always kinda bugged me though.
I immediately forgot that both Michelle Williams and Katie Holmes have been hot after seeings these photos. And any memory of Busy Philipps being okay is also gone. I wonder if Cherry was assigned this matchup against her wishes, and did this on purpose. Anyway, where's the girl who played Andy? And where's Pacey's older sister? And what about that one girl who was the actress?

Given the choices, I'll go with Katie Holmes. That smirk of hers always kinda bugged me though.
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10:35AM on 05/08/2009
Why in the world did you pick the worst picture of every one of them that you could find?
Why in the world did you pick the worst picture of every one of them that you could find?
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3:18AM on 05/08/2009

None

None of them are even remotely good looking.
None of them are even remotely good looking.
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3:02AM on 05/08/2009
As a girl, and a Dawson's Creek fan...no I am not ashamed to admit it, I am going with Holmes. If you watch her in earlier episodes she is just gorgeous to me. I could give a crap less about if she's married to Tom Cruise or not.
As a girl, and a Dawson's Creek fan...no I am not ashamed to admit it, I am going with Holmes. If you watch her in earlier episodes she is just gorgeous to me. I could give a crap less about if she's married to Tom Cruise or not.
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1:57AM on 05/08/2009
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NONE
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1:32AM on 05/08/2009
Michelle Williams is cute when she wants to be. But like Cherry said, she likes to tone down her looks a lot for some reason. The others have always been "meh" for me.
Michelle Williams is cute when she wants to be. But like Cherry said, she likes to tone down her looks a lot for some reason. The others have always been "meh" for me.
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6:18PM on 05/07/2009
I'll go with Michell Williams.
I'll go with Michell Williams.
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6:04PM on 05/07/2009

Google her....I wish I could.

If it's not pre-tom Katie than the best looking chick on that show was Monica Keenan. Hands down. She had the biggest boobs on the show and in Freddy vs. Jason.

Hey Cherry, where is todays man meat?
If it's not pre-tom Katie than the best looking chick on that show was Monica Keenan. Hands down. She had the biggest boobs on the show and in Freddy vs. Jason.

Hey Cherry, where is todays man meat?
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11:34AM on 05/07/2009
Nonoe of the above for me.
Nonoe of the above for me.
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11:25AM on 05/07/2009

Yuck, yuck, and yuck!

Sorry Cherry, but none of the above. And double yuck for that last one.
Sorry Cherry, but none of the above. And double yuck for that last one.
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11:13AM on 05/07/2009

Katie all the way

michelle williams was never my cup o' tea. she has that freaky sourpuss renee zelwegger thing going on. busy has never been attractive to me. so i'll go with katie for sure. she is still very cute in my book.
michelle williams was never my cup o' tea. she has that freaky sourpuss renee zelwegger thing going on. busy has never been attractive to me. so i'll go with katie for sure. she is still very cute in my book.
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11:05AM on 05/07/2009
and again: none.
and again: none.
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10:18AM on 05/07/2009
Cant really say I'm big into any of them. Sure, they're all decent looking and they've all been in projects I've enjoyed...but I just never found myself diggin them. I'll take Katie Holmes I guess though. As much as I liked Busy in Freaks & Geeks and Undeclared she hasnt really been in anything lately. Holmes was pretty Hot in Go and Thank You For Smoking. And I liked her even with all the backlash in Batman Begins (much better than Maggie Gylenhaal). But yeah, she's fallen pretty steadily
Cant really say I'm big into any of them. Sure, they're all decent looking and they've all been in projects I've enjoyed...but I just never found myself diggin them. I'll take Katie Holmes I guess though. As much as I liked Busy in Freaks & Geeks and Undeclared she hasnt really been in anything lately. Holmes was pretty Hot in Go and Thank You For Smoking. And I liked her even with all the backlash in Batman Begins (much better than Maggie Gylenhaal). But yeah, she's fallen pretty steadily as well.
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