
Fine. Tina Fey is the hottest nerd girl on the planet. I get the hint. I just thought that maybe, for once, something less than predictable would happen. Yet here it is, the week before Mother's Day and I just keep on being predictable myself. Like this week's Battle of the Former Dawson's Creek Chick Babes. So sue me, sometimes I take the easy way out.
Michelle Williams

Oh, Michelle Williams. The underrated hottie. When she started out on "Dawson's Creek," she was the ultimate definition of a hottie. She was the slut next door whom Katie Holmes' Joey wandered around getting her virgin panties into a bunch about. As the years have passed, Michelle Williams has expanded into that "I have to make myself ugly to get people to think of me as a serious actress" hottie who still manages to get my own panties in a twist. It's just tinged with sadness knowing that her daughter will forever be chained to the Ledger tragedy. Still, doesn't make her mom any less of a MILF.
Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes, back in the old day, back when she hadn't had the alien spawn of Tom Cruise, probably would have topped my list out of these three babes. However, she's gotten too skinny and gaunt in the face for me to pay attention to her beyond the bizarre car crash fascination involved with her current marriage. The old Katie Holmes still trumps the older Katie Holmes.
Busy Philipps

Busy Philipps is one of those chicks that I'm going to love no matter what just because I've always found her work to be compelling, even when it was to play a rich (kinda nice) bitch in my guilty pleasure movie WHITE CHICKS. I've loved her since "Freaks and Geeks" and I still think she's boss. Not a skeleton and even though she's blonde, she's not your typical bubbly or bitchy blonde. She's just, well, Busy.
Who's your favorite Creek MILF?
Horrible photos!
Given the choices, I'll go with Katie Holmes. That smirk of hers always kinda bugged me though.
Given the choices, I'll go with Katie Holmes. That smirk of hers always kinda bugged me though.
None
Google her....I wish I could.
Hey Cherry, where is todays man meat?
Hey Cherry, where is todays man meat?
Yuck, yuck, and yuck!
Katie all the way