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Battle of the Babes #52

May. 14, 2009by: Cherry Liquor

This week's Battle is dedicated to all my peeps out there who believe that Megan Fox is overrated. I will not even begin to say that she's not a good looking chick. She is. She's totally hot when you look at her for surface value. But dammit, I am sick of the mentality that we've got to put all of our eggs in one basket. Salma is the Latin MILF Babe, ScarJo is the busty blonde babe, Halle is still the reigning babe of (albeit mixed) African-American skin tone-age babe. Megan Fox is a young hot brunette babe, sure. But she's not the only one. Consider these three current hotties, please.

Odette Yustman

Perhaps the coolest thing about Odette Yustman is that she got her start in one of the least babe-like areas, as a kid in Arnold's classroom in KINDERGARTEN COP. She has had a lot of minor roles in movies ranging from TRANSFORMERS to her bigger break-out in CLOVERFIELD to her starring role in THE UNBORN. She's fluent in Spanish (which was her first language) and is Colombian, French, Italian and Cuban. Talk about one lovely little mutt. She'll be seen soon in ROGUE'S GALLERY alongside hottie Emilie de Ravin and with Amber Heard in AND SOON THE DARKNESS. Really, it's "And Now's the Hotness" when it comes to Odette.

Jessica Szohr

I've been going up to bat for Szohr for awhile now, featuring her in a Hot or Not even though I hadn't watched a single episode of her show, "Gossip Girl." Now there's even more reason to be excited over her. For those of you who haven't watched the quaint little smart indie AFTER SEX (featuring a great girl-on-girl conversation about eating p*ssy featuring Mila Kunis and Zoe Saldana), you should. Its writer/director, Eric Amadio, has started preproduction of a movie called WALKS which will feature Jessica, my main bitch Emmanuelle Chriqui and my second main bitch Brittany Snow. Guaranteed arousal from that cast. Oh, and Szohr's starring in the 3-D remake of PIRANHA with MILF hotties Elizabeth Shue and Dina Meyer. So by 2010, I'll probably be bitching that she's overrated too.

Amanda Crew

I live in California where the weather is fine and the earthquakes are infamous. The last couple of Fridays I've been watching ghost movies (the first was Matthew McShirtless' mess about girlfriends, the other was THE HAUNTING IN CONNECTICUT, which I was surprised that I kinda liked) and there have been 4.3 and 4.4 quakes. Someone is trying to tell me something. And while Crew wasn't in the first movie, she flitted onscreen long enough for me to make special note of her. Last year's forgotten SEX DRIVE is actually a very funny little comedy nugget where she earned her comedy babe hotness. While I can't speak for the previous two babes listed, I will say with confidence that I think Crew has some actual acting chops worth watching. In fact, I'd love to pair her up with Kat Dennings and do dirty things in a three-way with them.

Which babe do you find hot enough to be a Megan Fox replacement?

Extra Tidbit: Recent Megan Fox quote: It pisses me when people f*cking complain that I'm too beautiful to get a part. That's bullshit. You wouldn't be working if you weren't attractive. Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of. And if I weren't attractive I wouldn't be working at all.
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2:11PM on 05/15/2009
Based on these pics, I find them all attractive, but Jessica Szohr stands out. Those smoldering eyes & that luscious raven-black hair make me feel all tingly. She looks like she would eat me alive & I'd enjoy every bite she took. (But I'm still not gonna watch Gossip Girl).
Based on these pics, I find them all attractive, but Jessica Szohr stands out. Those smoldering eyes & that luscious raven-black hair make me feel all tingly. She looks like she would eat me alive & I'd enjoy every bite she took. (But I'm still not gonna watch Gossip Girl).
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12:26PM on 05/15/2009
Wow... that's one tough choice. I'll agree Odette is probably the hottest one on here, but there's something about Jessica's eyes that gives her the advantage over the competition, and therefore, the win.
Wow... that's one tough choice. I'll agree Odette is probably the hottest one on here, but there's something about Jessica's eyes that gives her the advantage over the competition, and therefore, the win.
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8:56AM on 05/15/2009
Amanda Crew.
Kudos for doing a Megan Fox Is Overrated battle. :)
Amanda Crew.
Kudos for doing a Megan Fox Is Overrated battle. :)
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4:14AM on 05/15/2009
I'll throw one in for Amanda, though I like both her and Odette.
I'll throw one in for Amanda, though I like both her and Odette.
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3:26AM on 05/15/2009
Odette Yustman is GORGEOUS!
Odette Yustman is GORGEOUS!
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5:52PM on 05/14/2009

Odette Yustman

Seriously Odette Yustman vs any women on hearth ...... ODETTE YUSTMAN ! ! !
Seriously Odette Yustman vs any women on hearth ...... ODETTE YUSTMAN ! ! !
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5:38PM on 05/14/2009
Odette Yustman.

She seems clever, fun, and beautiful.

I like them all but Odette gets my vote.
Odette Yustman.

She seems clever, fun, and beautiful.

I like them all but Odette gets my vote.
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3:54PM on 05/14/2009
i'll go with Odette.

as far as Meagan goes, i think that lurking under that quite obviously stunning exterior is a very clever girl. she knows why she gets the attention she does, and she knows how to manipulate the drooling mouths to her advantage.

the star wars shirts, the statements about how she loves video games, and older men, and lesbianism - all that appeals to every hopelessly outclassed loser out there who keeps her picture on his desktop, and places a glimmer of pathetic hope
i'll go with Odette.

as far as Meagan goes, i think that lurking under that quite obviously stunning exterior is a very clever girl. she knows why she gets the attention she does, and she knows how to manipulate the drooling mouths to her advantage.

the star wars shirts, the statements about how she loves video games, and older men, and lesbianism - all that appeals to every hopelessly outclassed loser out there who keeps her picture on his desktop, and places a glimmer of pathetic hope in their minds that under the most extraordinary of circumstances, they too might have a chance.

it's pathetic, but so are most guys.
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2:14PM on 05/14/2009
Not loving this weeks article, sorry :(

Nobody vs Nobody vs Nobody

Guess nobody wins.

I could've picked 3 pics of random unknown hot chicks from the net and done the same battle. :) When these chicks are household names, then I'll feel engaged in this battle.
Not loving this weeks article, sorry :(

Nobody vs Nobody vs Nobody

Guess nobody wins.

I could've picked 3 pics of random unknown hot chicks from the net and done the same battle. :) When these chicks are household names, then I'll feel engaged in this battle.
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12:58PM on 05/14/2009
This one is hard for me. Between Odette and Amanda I say Odette.

Megan Fox is hot, but I think she's only considered SO hot because she looks so slutty. If you had Odette and Megan side by side smiling sweetly in the same outfit they'd be pretty even. Megan works her inner (and outer) slut better than anyone.
Other Angelina Jolie of course.
This one is hard for me. Between Odette and Amanda I say Odette.

Megan Fox is hot, but I think she's only considered SO hot because she looks so slutty. If you had Odette and Megan side by side smiling sweetly in the same outfit they'd be pretty even. Megan works her inner (and outer) slut better than anyone.
Other Angelina Jolie of course.
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12:43PM on 05/14/2009
Odette
Odette
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12:29PM on 05/14/2009

duh

odette of course,she blows me away,in my pants.
odette of course,she blows me away,in my pants.
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12:10PM on 05/14/2009
Odette
Odette
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10:51AM on 05/14/2009
odette ftw
odette ftw
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10:47AM on 05/14/2009
Well, this is a huge improvement over that last Battle of the Babes. Put me down for Odette, who I think is more attractive and less trashy than Megan Fox.
Well, this is a huge improvement over that last Battle of the Babes. Put me down for Odette, who I think is more attractive and less trashy than Megan Fox.
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10:03AM on 05/14/2009

Odette hands down! (my pants)

She really shouldn't be in this battle with szohr. no contest. amanda crew is very easy on the eyes and I hope to see more of her in the future, but she's no odette.
She really shouldn't be in this battle with szohr. no contest. amanda crew is very easy on the eyes and I hope to see more of her in the future, but she's no odette.
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