This week's Battle is dedicated to all my peeps out there who believe that Megan Fox is overrated. I will not even begin to say that she's not a good looking chick. She is. She's totally hot when you look at her for surface value. But dammit, I am sick of the mentality that we've got to put all of our eggs in one basket. Salma is the Latin MILF Babe, ScarJo is the busty blonde babe, Halle is still the reigning babe of (albeit mixed) African-American skin tone-age babe. Megan Fox is a young hot brunette babe, sure. But she's not the only one. Consider these three current hotties, please.
Perhaps the coolest thing about Odette Yustman is that she got her start in one of the least babe-like areas, as a kid in Arnold's classroom in KINDERGARTEN COP. She has had a lot of minor roles in movies ranging from TRANSFORMERS to her bigger break-out in CLOVERFIELD to her starring role in THE UNBORN. She's fluent in Spanish (which was her first language) and is Colombian, French, Italian and Cuban. Talk about one lovely little mutt. She'll be seen soon in ROGUE'S GALLERY alongside hottie Emilie de Ravin and with Amber Heard in AND SOON THE DARKNESS. Really, it's "And Now's the Hotness" when it comes to Odette.
I've been going up to bat for Szohr for awhile now, featuring her in a Hot or Not even though I hadn't watched a single episode of her show, "Gossip Girl." Now there's even more reason to be excited over her. For those of you who haven't watched the quaint little smart indie AFTER SEX (featuring a great girl-on-girl conversation about eating p*ssy featuring Mila Kunis and Zoe Saldana), you should. Its writer/director, Eric Amadio, has started preproduction of a movie called WALKS which will feature Jessica, my main bitch Emmanuelle Chriqui and my second main bitch Brittany Snow. Guaranteed arousal from that cast. Oh, and Szohr's starring in the 3-D remake of PIRANHA with MILF hotties Elizabeth Shue and Dina Meyer. So by 2010, I'll probably be bitching that she's overrated too.
I live in California where the weather is fine and the earthquakes are infamous. The last couple of Fridays I've been watching ghost movies (the first was Matthew McShirtless' mess about girlfriends, the other was THE HAUNTING IN CONNECTICUT, which I was surprised that I kinda liked) and there have been 4.3 and 4.4 quakes. Someone is trying to tell me something. And while Crew wasn't in the first movie, she flitted onscreen long enough for me to make special note of her. Last year's forgotten SEX DRIVE is actually a very funny little comedy nugget where she earned her comedy babe hotness. While I can't speak for the previous two babes listed, I will say with confidence that I think Crew has some actual acting chops worth watching. In fact, I'd love to pair her up with Kat Dennings and do dirty things in a three-way with them.
Which babe do you find hot enough to be a Megan Fox replacement?