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May. 28, 2009by: Cherry Liquor

I decided to be completely random this week. Sure, it's another week before THE HANGOVER goes wide, but I'm using it as a concept for the randomness with which I've been unlucky enough to wake up next to after a Bender. Sometimes I'd have given both of my eyeballs to have the misfortune of ending up married to Heather Graham in the morning. So here's the randomness of which of these ladies you'd like to wake up next to in the morning.

Natalie Portman

I'm putting in a ringer because it satisfies my curiosity as to whether or not the obvious choice is what the fanboys would always go with. Yes, I know you all think that Natalie Portman is hot. But ask yourself... is this the chick that you'd want next to you in the morning, perhaps even wanting to stick around? She's a great actress who seems like she'd be an intellectual drag to be around. I mean, smart people are sexy and all, but then there's those who are just plain boring because they think their brain satisfies everything. I dunno, you decide.

Aisha Tyler

The other random feature of this is that I was able to find similar poses from all three of these actresses. Aisha Tyler has always been one of the sexiest women in comedy for me, let along the fact that I need to point out that she's one tall cup of mocha that makes me froth over. Plus, the fact that she stripped down, oiled up and took this picture says a whole lot about her personality. Which I definitely think would want to keep me in bed with her in the morning.

Julie Benz

Going on a bender with Benz, the most likely of these three ladies who looks like she'd drink too much with you and be talked into your bed with little effort. I like those lips of hers and I'm talking about the ones above the neck. Can't speak for the ones below the equator... so far. She's classically pretty, she's a tough broad who's pulled off some great roles over the course of her career and she's the next closest thing to having Rollergirl in bed with you. Which is far from bad.

Who would be your choice of Hangover Hottie?

Extra Tidbit: R.I.P. to Exodus Tyson, Mike Tyson's 4 year old daughter who tragically died earlier this week from a freak accident with a treadmill cord.
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9:00PM on 05/29/2009
Natalie Portman's been my favorite woman in the industry for years, so I think you know my choice.
Natalie Portman's been my favorite woman in the industry for years, so I think you know my choice.
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4:52AM on 05/29/2009

Portman because of her intellect...oh yeah shes hot too.

I don't know about the other ladies, but the fact that Ms. Portman went back to college in the middle of her career says a lot about her. Ask any guy who has hot wife just how great that is in 10-50 years later how they wish they had gotten someone that is interesting. I guess that's fine for 9 years, but I think being able to have intelligent conversations beats the hotness in the long run. Don't get me wrong I would love a hottie for a while, then it would be plain ol' boring relatively
I don't know about the other ladies, but the fact that Ms. Portman went back to college in the middle of her career says a lot about her. Ask any guy who has hot wife just how great that is in 10-50 years later how they wish they had gotten someone that is interesting. I guess that's fine for 9 years, but I think being able to have intelligent conversations beats the hotness in the long run. Don't get me wrong I would love a hottie for a while, then it would be plain ol' boring relatively quickly. I would take a mediocre looking woman any day if she actually has something between her head. Ask me 10 years ago and I would have never said that.
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2:02AM on 05/29/2009
Portman. No contest
Portman. No contest
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1:18AM on 05/29/2009

Aisha Tyler

Natalie Portman is over rated. If you passed her on the street you probably wouldn't even notice her. She's only considered hot because she played Princess Leia's mom.
Natalie Portman is over rated. If you passed her on the street you probably wouldn't even notice her. She's only considered hot because she played Princess Leia's mom.
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11:28PM on 05/28/2009
Portman. Not even a question.
Portman. Not even a question.
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8:40PM on 05/28/2009
i've been a fan of natalie since leon: the professional.
i've been a fan of natalie since leon: the professional.
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7:36PM on 05/28/2009

Natalie!

Sexy, smart, and cute.
Sexy, smart, and cute.
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6:38PM on 05/28/2009

Landslide!!

Portman all the way. She just has that special something the others don't.
Portman all the way. She just has that special something the others don't.
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5:30PM on 05/28/2009
Been a while since there's been a battle this tough. Yeeeeeiiiiiikes. Um, I.....Man, Aisha I always thought was smoking. I even used to watch that 5th Wheel dating show when she used to host it before heading off to work. Plus, I'm a sucker for Friends which she was a guest on for a while. Natalie, I'm not dumb....that chick is amazing (Garden State and V for Vendetta...some of my personal fave movies EVER). Also, very pretty. Julie Benz...Dexter and Buffy fan here, but she'd probably be
Been a while since there's been a battle this tough. Yeeeeeiiiiiikes. Um, I.....Man, Aisha I always thought was smoking. I even used to watch that 5th Wheel dating show when she used to host it before heading off to work. Plus, I'm a sucker for Friends which she was a guest on for a while. Natalie, I'm not dumb....that chick is amazing (Garden State and V for Vendetta...some of my personal fave movies EVER). Also, very pretty. Julie Benz...Dexter and Buffy fan here, but she'd probably be last on my list (not by too far though).

Um, I think Natalie would be best suited for girlfriend/marriage type but on a random hookup I'll go Aisha Tyler. Who wouldnt want those legs wrapped around them? Or those lips wrapped around something else?

Yeeeah, I'll go Aisha.
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4:44PM on 05/28/2009
Going with the obvious - Portman. But while we are exploring impossible ideas, why not have Natalie on one side and Aisha on the other? That's the best part of waking up.
Going with the obvious - Portman. But while we are exploring impossible ideas, why not have Natalie on one side and Aisha on the other? That's the best part of waking up.
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4:04PM on 05/28/2009

Portman all the way

I'm with Kryptoniangirl on this one. Brains + beauty + the ability to laugh at herself = an unbeatable combination.

Also, Nat's expression in that photo is incredibly sexy.
I'm with Kryptoniangirl on this one. Brains + beauty + the ability to laugh at herself = an unbeatable combination.

Also, Nat's expression in that photo is incredibly sexy.
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3:44PM on 05/28/2009
Well, as I think Natalie Portman is the most beautiful woman on the planet, I'm going with her.
Well, as I think Natalie Portman is the most beautiful woman on the planet, I'm going with her.
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3:28PM on 05/28/2009
Natalie is the no doubt winner of who I would marry but if we are talking drunken hookup it is Aisha hands down.
Natalie is the no doubt winner of who I would marry but if we are talking drunken hookup it is Aisha hands down.
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2:12PM on 05/28/2009

Hands down...

It's got to be Natalie Portman followed closely behind by Aisha Tyler. Julie benz is hot as hell too but they just have something else.
It's got to be Natalie Portman followed closely behind by Aisha Tyler. Julie benz is hot as hell too but they just have something else.
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1:24PM on 05/28/2009

Benz

Julie Benz, no other choice for me. I've been a fan of hers for years and yes I am a die hard Dexter fan as well! MUY CALIENTE!! AY CARAMBA!!
Julie Benz, no other choice for me. I've been a fan of hers for years and yes I am a die hard Dexter fan as well! MUY CALIENTE!! AY CARAMBA!!
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12:45PM on 05/28/2009

God, that smile!

I have to say Natalie. I've always thought she was so sexy and after watching her rap on SNL I think she has a sense of humor about herself.

Aisha is no doubt gorgeous. She's got an amazing body and her personality makes her that much more attractive. But for some reason I've just never been personally attracted to black men or women.

And honestly, Julie does nothing for me. I loved her on Buffy and Dexter, but other than that, she's just pretty.
I have to say Natalie. I've always thought she was so sexy and after watching her rap on SNL I think she has a sense of humor about herself.

Aisha is no doubt gorgeous. She's got an amazing body and her personality makes her that much more attractive. But for some reason I've just never been personally attracted to black men or women.

And honestly, Julie does nothing for me. I loved her on Buffy and Dexter, but other than that, she's just pretty.
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12:45PM on 05/28/2009

EASY

Aisha Tyler


Aisha Tyler


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12:10PM on 05/28/2009

P is for Portman

Natalie Portman and Julie Benz that's a fucking hard one!!! I have to go with Portman.
Natalie Portman and Julie Benz that's a fucking hard one!!! I have to go with Portman.
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11:47AM on 05/28/2009
These are some good choices. I'm sure Portman will win but I'm going to have to vote for Julie Benz. I loved her on Buffy and she's only gotten hotter with age.
These are some good choices. I'm sure Portman will win but I'm going to have to vote for Julie Benz. I loved her on Buffy and she's only gotten hotter with age.
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10:37AM on 05/28/2009

wow, that's a tough choice

I am telling everyone right now, that I will be in the minority here. I'm sure there will be a gazillion votes for natalie portman on this. And she is cute, no doubt, as is julie benz. at times they both could look fan-fuckin'-tastic, like portman in closer or benz in rambo, but i vote for aisha. She has cracked me up for years and i have been a secret admirer of her's for years. she has a beautiful smile and a killer bod! i'd love to get me some of that sexual chocolate. :)
I am telling everyone right now, that I will be in the minority here. I'm sure there will be a gazillion votes for natalie portman on this. And she is cute, no doubt, as is julie benz. at times they both could look fan-fuckin'-tastic, like portman in closer or benz in rambo, but i vote for aisha. She has cracked me up for years and i have been a secret admirer of her's for years. she has a beautiful smile and a killer bod! i'd love to get me some of that sexual chocolate. :)
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