I decided to be completely random this week. Sure, it's another week before THE HANGOVER
goes wide, but I'm using it as a concept for the randomness with which I've been unlucky enough to wake up next to after a Bender. Sometimes I'd have given both of my eyeballs to have the misfortune of ending up married to Heather Graham in the morning. So here's the randomness of which of these ladies you'd like to wake up next to in the morning.
I'm putting in a ringer because it satisfies my curiosity as to whether or not the obvious choice is what the fanboys would always go with. Yes, I know you all think that Natalie Portman is hot. But ask yourself... is this the chick that you'd want next to you in the morning, perhaps even wanting to stick around? She's a great actress who seems like she'd be an intellectual drag to be around. I mean, smart people are sexy and all, but then there's those who are just plain boring because they think their brain satisfies everything. I dunno, you decide.
The other random feature of this is that I was able to find similar poses from all three of these actresses. Aisha Tyler has always been one of the sexiest women in comedy for me, let along the fact that I need to point out that she's one tall cup of mocha that makes me froth over. Plus, the fact that she stripped down, oiled up and took this picture says a whole lot about her personality. Which I definitely think would want to keep me in bed with her in the morning.
Going on a bender with Benz, the most likely of these three ladies who looks like she'd drink too much with you and be talked into your bed with little effort. I like those lips of hers and I'm talking about the ones above the neck. Can't speak for the ones below the equator... so far. She's classically pretty, she's a tough broad who's pulled off some great roles over the course of her career and she's the next closest thing to having Rollergirl in bed with you. Which is far from bad.
Who would be your choice of Hangover Hottie?