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Battle of the Babes #6

Jun. 12, 2008by: Cherry Liquor

Last week it came down to a draw, with 5 people voting on Ellen Page, 5 people voting on Zooey Deschanel and poor ragekorn all by his lonesome with the Evan Rachel Wood boner. Speaking of boners, apparently that whiny douchebag rocker, John Mayer knows how to use his to ruin his women for all others. So, this week, let's compare which of his conquests you'd most like to convert away from the dark side.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

She was one of the first of John's famous bed sheets sharers, even appearing (and suspected of being the inspiration behind) in his video for "Your Body is a Wonderland." Jen was recently named the sexiest woman on television, according to TV Guide magazine, despite taunts hurled against her when unflattering bikini pictures showed up everywhere.

Jessica Simpson

If there's any kind of pattern behind John's women, it's that they seem to be unlucky in love for whatever reason. While Hewitt is now engaged to be married, he hooked up with Simpson long after her divorce from Nick Lachey and her string of one-night stands with other musicians such as Maroon 5's Adam Levine. According to the tabloids, Jess is still hooked on John's magic wand, even though she's been professing her love for football player Tony Romo.

Jennifer Aniston

John's latest (and still current as of my writing this, but knowing history, by the time that tomorrow passes, they'll have broken up) victim is the romantically plagued Jennifer Aniston. I'm no romantic, but even I thought her marriage to Brad Pitt looked like a solid one. Don't ask me why, but the delusion was there. Now that she's with John, he's borrowing her car and she's supposedly spellbound by his mattress tricks. Will it last? Probably not, but at least he's getting her to put on her bikini more.

Which of these lovely ladies would you say gets the highest rating on the "Beat-O-Meat-er"?

Extra Tidbit: As always, my selection is in the source link above.
Source: IMDB

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7:58AM on 06/16/2008
I give my vote to Beatrix Kiddo.She is cute,sassy and willing to kick Katherine Heigl in the vag.
Failing that vote JLH
I give my vote to Beatrix Kiddo.She is cute,sassy and willing to kick Katherine Heigl in the vag.
Failing that vote JLH
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7:58AM on 06/16/2008
I give my vote to Beatrix Kiddo.She is cute,sassy and willing to kick Katherine Heigl in the vag.
Failing that vote JLH
I give my vote to Beatrix Kiddo.She is cute,sassy and willing to kick Katherine Heigl in the vag.
Failing that vote JLH
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12:04PM on 06/14/2008
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
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2:13AM on 06/14/2008
JLH all the way. Brains, class and a really really awesome rack. RAWR!
JLH all the way. Brains, class and a really really awesome rack. RAWR!
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5:34PM on 06/13/2008

OBVIOUS

This is an INCREDIBLY easy one!

Jennifer Love Hewitt
This is an INCREDIBLY easy one!

Jennifer Love Hewitt
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4:32PM on 06/13/2008
Stuck between the two Jen's.....

I'll go with Aniston.
Stuck between the two Jen's.....

I'll go with Aniston.
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1:12PM on 06/13/2008
Gotta go with Jennifer Love Hewitt. I love my brunettes
Gotta go with Jennifer Love Hewitt. I love my brunettes
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2:01AM on 06/13/2008
JLH.
JLH.
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12:21AM on 06/13/2008

Well...

All three of them have incredible bodies. They all have pretty faces too, but what I really like about all of them (and what I'm sure douchey Mayer appreciated as well) is that they all have feminine curves and don't submit to the Hollywood tanorexic look. If I could vote for all of them I would, but I have to go with JLH for one reason. She used to annoy the everloving shit out of me when she was a scrawny, annoying teenager on Party of Five. She and that other annoying fuck who played Bailey
All three of them have incredible bodies. They all have pretty faces too, but what I really like about all of them (and what I'm sure douchey Mayer appreciated as well) is that they all have feminine curves and don't submit to the Hollywood tanorexic look. If I could vote for all of them I would, but I have to go with JLH for one reason. She used to annoy the everloving shit out of me when she was a scrawny, annoying teenager on Party of Five. She and that other annoying fuck who played Bailey were the main reasons I never watched that show even though we didn't have cable back then and good tv was slim pickins on those four channels. Now I'm getting way off topic but I think I don't hate her anymore. In fact, I kinda like her now.
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11:37PM on 06/12/2008
jennifer love hewitt. always.
jennifer love hewitt. always.
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11:11PM on 06/12/2008
Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Jennifer Love Hewitt.
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10:37PM on 06/12/2008
honestly, i find most of these women boring as hell. sure, they're nice eye candy, but nothing to get into a frenzy over, IMO.

if i had to pick one, i'd go with Hewitt. i have always found those sweater pups mighty petable.
honestly, i find most of these women boring as hell. sure, they're nice eye candy, but nothing to get into a frenzy over, IMO.

if i had to pick one, i'd go with Hewitt. i have always found those sweater pups mighty petable.
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10:33PM on 06/12/2008
Sorry for the 3rd post in like 2 minutes, but......I just realized John Mayer is the new Lenny Kravitz.





I hate those guys.
Sorry for the 3rd post in like 2 minutes, but......I just realized John Mayer is the new Lenny Kravitz.





I hate those guys.
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10:32PM on 06/12/2008
And oh yeah, I'm perfectly fine with my lonesome boner for Evan Rachel Wood. Whatevs.
And oh yeah, I'm perfectly fine with my lonesome boner for Evan Rachel Wood. Whatevs.
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10:30PM on 06/12/2008
Yowzers, this is even tougher than last week! But in a really REALLY good way. ALL of these women are hot as f to me. But heres the thing, J. Simpson is as we all know, not the brainiest of the bunch, so that's her flaw. J. Love Huge Tits is.....well, not starring in anything I watch or even filming anything I plan on watching. Ghost Whisperer aint my cup o tea. So I dont get much exposure to her hotness. Now, I love/d Friends. Big time. But truth be told, I was always more of a Monica
Yowzers, this is even tougher than last week! But in a really REALLY good way. ALL of these women are hot as f to me. But heres the thing, J. Simpson is as we all know, not the brainiest of the bunch, so that's her flaw. J. Love Huge Tits is.....well, not starring in anything I watch or even filming anything I plan on watching. Ghost Whisperer aint my cup o tea. So I dont get much exposure to her hotness. Now, I love/d Friends. Big time. But truth be told, I was always more of a Monica guy. But dont get me wrong, Aniston is all that and a bag of potato chips. Love the bikini photos we've been getting of her lately and I think Aniston has the best personality of all 3 of them to boot.

Damn, I REALLY want to pick all 3. Badly. And if I could I would....but my vote goes to:





Jennifer Aniston.
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7:39PM on 06/12/2008

I so love Jennifer

Which is the entire reason I veto anything with Brad Pitt in it. Their break-up made me feel hopless really. I mean, seriously, if Jennifer Anniston can't keep her man then what hope is there for the rest of us?
Which is the entire reason I veto anything with Brad Pitt in it. Their break-up made me feel hopless really. I mean, seriously, if Jennifer Anniston can't keep her man then what hope is there for the rest of us?
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