it came down to a draw, with 5 people voting on Ellen Page, 5 people voting on Zooey Deschanel and poor ragekorn all by his lonesome with the Evan Rachel Wood boner. Speaking of boners, apparently that whiny douchebag rocker, John Mayer
knows how to use his to ruin his women for all others. So, this week, let's compare which of his conquests you'd most like to convert away from the dark side.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
She was one of the first of John's famous bed sheets sharers, even appearing (and suspected of being the inspiration behind) in his video for "Your Body is a Wonderland." Jen was recently named the sexiest woman on television, according to TV Guide magazine, despite taunts hurled against her when unflattering bikini pictures showed up everywhere.
If there's any kind of pattern behind John's women, it's that they seem to be unlucky in love for whatever reason. While Hewitt is now engaged to be married, he hooked up with Simpson long after her divorce from Nick Lachey and her string of one-night stands with other musicians such as Maroon 5's Adam Levine. According to the tabloids, Jess is still hooked on John's magic wand, even though she's been professing her love for football player Tony Romo.
John's latest (and still current as of my writing this, but knowing history, by the time that tomorrow passes, they'll have broken up) victim is the romantically plagued Jennifer Aniston. I'm no romantic, but even I thought her marriage to Brad Pitt looked like a solid one. Don't ask me why, but the delusion was there. Now that she's with John, he's borrowing her car and she's supposedly spellbound by his mattress tricks. Will it last? Probably not, but at least he's getting her to put on her bikini more.
Which of these lovely ladies would you say gets the highest rating on the "Beat-O-Meat-er"?