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6 years agoby: Cherry Liquor

I once did a Hot or Not feature on Anna Paquin and mistakenly referred to her as being an Aussie. I was thrashed about the head by the people commenting, showing me the error of my way by pointing out that she's from New Zealand originally (even though she wasn't raised there) and therefore a Kiwi and not an Aussie. Which reminded me of another Kiwi and her equally sharp tongue lashing of Mary Elizabeth Winstead in DEATH PROOF (now there's a mental image) of how you should never mix up the two. So... here's your Kiwi Battle.

Anna Paquin

Obviously I've got to let Anna get a shot at this, even though I would refer to her beauty as being a little better on the 3 dimensional screen as being better than the photos I normally see of her. I watched the first season of "True Blood" and liked her as Sookie Stackhouse, that while she was hormonally drawn to her fang banging lover, she wasn't just some stupid empty-headed pushover who believed her life revolved around him. (Stephanie Meyer... do you hear me?) Anyhow, she's a Kiwi in blonde these days and looking very grown up compared to the little girl that a lot of people remember her as.

Lucy Lawless

There was always something great about the subtle lesbian tinge going on on "Xena" that gave me a thrill over Lucy Lawless. The fact that she regularly goes out in public and has nipple slips, or the whole dominatrix thing in EUROTRIP just adds to her Kiwi fruitiness that is so delectable. Sure, she's of that MILF age, but who says that experience can't triumph in a battle like this?

Zoe Bell

That chick who tongue lashed MEW was Kiwi Zoe Bell, best known prior to that movie as being a stunt woman for Lucy Lawless on "Xena" as well as for Uma Thurman in the KILL BILL movies. But if you ever get a chance to watch the documentary DOUBLE DARE, you get a dose of her personality and dammit, she is one f*cking badass chick. This isn't a put-on. Zoe Bell is down. And considering how cute she is, I'm glad that she's now getting a chance to be showcased in movies like WHIP IT! and BITCH SLAP. (She's coordinating the stunts on the second of the two. Total badass, I tell you.)

Which is your favorite Kiwi hottie?

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3:11PM on 08/08/2009

ZOE BELL

After Deathproof, and meeting her in person at an Orlando Sci-Fi convention, chatting with her for a few minutes, she's a pretty hardcore chick. They squeezed her and two dudes from Power Rangers into one panel about "Stunts" and she upset a lot of parents with her potty mouth.
After Deathproof, and meeting her in person at an Orlando Sci-Fi convention, chatting with her for a few minutes, she's a pretty hardcore chick. They squeezed her and two dudes from Power Rangers into one panel about "Stunts" and she upset a lot of parents with her potty mouth.
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12:33PM on 08/08/2009
Lucy Lawless.
Lucy Lawless.
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4:55AM on 08/07/2009

Anna

esp after seeing her in all her glory on True Blood
esp after seeing her in all her glory on True Blood
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11:14PM on 08/06/2009
Wow, this is a tough one....I think I'm gonna go with Anna Paquin. I agree with skywalker, she's definitely got it going on with True Blood, physically and acting-wise (IMO).
Wow, this is a tough one....I think I'm gonna go with Anna Paquin. I agree with skywalker, she's definitely got it going on with True Blood, physically and acting-wise (IMO).
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11:13PM on 08/06/2009

This is a shitty Battle of the Babes

Anna Paquin is ugly, she'll sadly win though, and Zoe bell is very ugly.

Lucy Lawless is the only one that isn't ugly. She's just OK looking.
Anna Paquin is ugly, she'll sadly win though, and Zoe bell is very ugly.

Lucy Lawless is the only one that isn't ugly. She's just OK looking.
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8:20PM on 08/06/2009
Zoe Bell
Zoe Bell
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7:54PM on 08/06/2009
Anna Paquin, and I actually prefer the blonde look for her. She's smokin' on True Blood.
Anna Paquin, and I actually prefer the blonde look for her. She's smokin' on True Blood.
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7:36PM on 08/06/2009

Paquin or Lawless, it's a tie

Zoe Bell is cool too.
Zoe Bell is cool too.
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7:14PM on 08/06/2009
Paquin

And, yeah, Death Proof was abysmal.
Paquin

And, yeah, Death Proof was abysmal.
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6:46PM on 08/06/2009
Anna by a mile!

And I think it's more fair to consider her a kiwi than a Canadian. The country of adoption is more important than the country of birth and probably doesn't even remember living there anyway...
Anna by a mile!

And I think it's more fair to consider her a kiwi than a Canadian. The country of adoption is more important than the country of birth and probably doesn't even remember living there anyway...
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4:49PM on 08/06/2009
Lucy Lawless
Lucy Lawless
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4:02PM on 08/06/2009
Anna Paquin but I miss seeing her with dark hair.
Anna Paquin but I miss seeing her with dark hair.
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2:51PM on 08/06/2009
I am glad to see Anna's Canadian heritage has been noted. She wins this battle easily. The others are not in her league. At all.
I am glad to see Anna's Canadian heritage has been noted. She wins this battle easily. The others are not in her league. At all.
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1:47PM on 08/06/2009
I'm going Lucy, she was smoking in Eurotrip.
I'm going Lucy, she was smoking in Eurotrip.
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1:42PM on 08/06/2009
though anna will win this, i'm going with zoe. she is hot, funny and athletic. she would be a wild ride in the sack. :)
though anna will win this, i'm going with zoe. she is hot, funny and athletic. she would be a wild ride in the sack. :)
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12:25PM on 08/06/2009
Anna Paquin is a fellow Canadian! moved to new zeland when she was 4 or 5 i think. Anyways i choose the canadian hottie Anna over these kiwi hotties Ha ha. but to choose from the New Zealand Hotties I choose Lucy Lawless. Smoking hot in BSG.
Anna Paquin is a fellow Canadian! moved to new zeland when she was 4 or 5 i think. Anyways i choose the canadian hottie Anna over these kiwi hotties Ha ha. but to choose from the New Zealand Hotties I choose Lucy Lawless. Smoking hot in BSG.
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12:13PM on 08/06/2009
i'll say Lucy. Anna is certainly hot, but I still get that former child star weirdness feeling from her.
i'll say Lucy. Anna is certainly hot, but I still get that former child star weirdness feeling from her.
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11:33AM on 08/06/2009
Paquin. That was easy.
Paquin. That was easy.
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11:16AM on 08/06/2009
Anna Paquin gets my vote.

I agree with the person who said they hated Death Proof. So did I, but just replace that word with despised or loathed. But, it was a good reference for the tongue lashing situation. Very similar. And why are people being mean to Cherry? Ridiculous! The moment that ruined Death Proof for me was when those bitches left Winstead with that jerk in exchange for the car. And then it was played for laughs, the possibility that she might get raped. That was one of
Anna Paquin gets my vote.

I agree with the person who said they hated Death Proof. So did I, but just replace that word with despised or loathed. But, it was a good reference for the tongue lashing situation. Very similar. And why are people being mean to Cherry? Ridiculous! The moment that ruined Death Proof for me was when those bitches left Winstead with that jerk in exchange for the car. And then it was played for laughs, the possibility that she might get raped. That was one of the dumbest scenes in movie history. I read Rosario Dawson was appalled by this scene and argued for Tarantino to change it. But, of course, he doesn't allow any of his actors to change the word "the" so there's no way she was going to win in that situation.
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11:16AM on 08/06/2009

Hmmm...

Anna Paquin with dark hair. Otherwise Lucy Lawless. Never watched Xena, but I caught her on Curb Your Enthusiasm and Flight of the Conchords and was struck by how pretty she was.

Also, as kick ass as Zoe Bell may be, its still taking me time to forgive anyone involved in Death Proof... Except Kurt Russell.
Anna Paquin with dark hair. Otherwise Lucy Lawless. Never watched Xena, but I caught her on Curb Your Enthusiasm and Flight of the Conchords and was struck by how pretty she was.

Also, as kick ass as Zoe Bell may be, its still taking me time to forgive anyone involved in Death Proof... Except Kurt Russell.
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11:05AM on 08/06/2009
i'm sure you could've come up with better kiwi's.....gonna have to say Anna on this one.
i'm sure you could've come up with better kiwi's.....gonna have to say Anna on this one.
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10:48AM on 08/06/2009
Believe it or not, Zoe Bell. I hated Death Proof but couldn't take my eyes off of her the whole time she was on screen.
Believe it or not, Zoe Bell. I hated Death Proof but couldn't take my eyes off of her the whole time she was on screen.
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10:22AM on 08/06/2009
Anna Paquin of course!

Anna WAS raised in New Zealand. Moved there when she was 4. But she was born in Canada.
Anna Paquin of course!

Anna WAS raised in New Zealand. Moved there when she was 4. But she was born in Canada.
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