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Battle of the Babes #68

Sep. 3, 2009by: Cherry Liquor

I was watching MAX PAYNE the other night (great visuals, otherwise fairly boring flick since I'm not familiar with the game) and it occurred to me that Mark Wahlberg is a lucky bastard. He has a career which earns him paychecks I don't feel he deserves (laugh all you want, I still think his brother Donnie is the superior actor) and he constantly gets hooked up with some of the choicest women in Hollywood. So this week's Battle is all about the Wahlberg Women.

Thandie Newton

I haven't watched THE TRUTH ABOUT CHARLIE remake in which Wahlberg gets to run with Newton, but I haven't featured her in a Battle that I can remember (correct me if I'm wrong, diehards) and since I use Charlize too much and she was the co-star in the other remake he was in, here we are. One sophisticated and gorgeous woman. One unworthy Boston brat. Simple enough of an equation, me having seen the movie or not. (Let me know if it's worth viewing.)

Kate Mara

Yet another one of the movies of Wahlberg's that I haven't been able to bring myself to watch, Mara played his wife in SHOOTER. I have watched 18 of his movie (damn, that's really weird when you look at someone's resume and start counting the number of movies that you've watched them in) and yet I feel silly that two of the hotties that I've chosen are from movies that I haven't seen. Still, there is a magical quality to Mara that gets me each time I see those wide open beautiful eyes of hers, so she had to be on the list.

Elizabeth Banks

Hey! I've seen the movie that this hottie was in! Elizabeth Banks plays the supportive woman who helps get Vince Papale, the real life guy who walked on to a major league football team (even when I watch sports movies, I don't learn much from them... and I really hate football) get through his divorce and all the other drama in his life. She's the major breath of air in that otherwise fairly depressing movie, proving that Banks is a movie star and Wahlberg was too damn lucky to have her.

Which is your favorite Wahlberg Woman?

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2:30PM on 09/05/2009

Shooter Incorrect Statement

Mara plays the wife of a friend of wahlbergs from when he was a sniper in the service. She doesnt play his wife. Watch Shooter. It is awesome
Mara plays the wife of a friend of wahlbergs from when he was a sniper in the service. She doesnt play his wife. Watch Shooter. It is awesome
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3:38AM on 09/05/2009
Although I did see the film and it was awful, Thandie Newton takes the cake here. Though she's a bit too skinny for my taste (actually all three of them are), she is very pretty.
Although I did see the film and it was awful, Thandie Newton takes the cake here. Though she's a bit too skinny for my taste (actually all three of them are), she is very pretty.
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7:03PM on 09/04/2009
I'm usually not a fan of really thin women but I'm going to go with Thandie Newton here. She has a really pretty face and nice legs. Then Banks in second and finally Mara.
I'm usually not a fan of really thin women but I'm going to go with Thandie Newton here. She has a really pretty face and nice legs. Then Banks in second and finally Mara.
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12:26PM on 09/04/2009

Thandie

No contest.
No contest.
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1:38AM on 09/04/2009
MARA, and for two reasons: 1. she is totally freaking HOT. 2. i freaking love the NY Giants, and since her family owns the Giants (Father's side) and the Steelers (Mother's side) and she goes to games, how can i go against that. women and football !!!!
MARA, and for two reasons: 1. she is totally freaking HOT. 2. i freaking love the NY Giants, and since her family owns the Giants (Father's side) and the Steelers (Mother's side) and she goes to games, how can i go against that. women and football !!!!
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8:51PM on 09/03/2009
Banks
Banks
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3:36PM on 09/03/2009
Mara is the winner of this battle. I have seen some pics of Banks where she looks rather fugly, so Mara blows her away.
Mara is the winner of this battle. I have seen some pics of Banks where she looks rather fugly, so Mara blows her away.
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3:01PM on 09/03/2009
Elizabeth Banks can fall by the wayside, but a Newton vs Mara match? This pulls my heart strings in opposite directions.

I cannot give an answer to this pop quiz, sadly.
Elizabeth Banks can fall by the wayside, but a Newton vs Mara match? This pulls my heart strings in opposite directions.

I cannot give an answer to this pop quiz, sadly.
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2:02PM on 09/03/2009
Mara, although I agree with Stratburst that there is a disappointing lack of Boogie Nights representation in this list.
Mara, although I agree with Stratburst that there is a disappointing lack of Boogie Nights representation in this list.
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1:58PM on 09/03/2009

Mara 100%

And she didn't play his wife in Shooter Cherry, she played his best friends/spotters widow.
And she didn't play his wife in Shooter Cherry, she played his best friends/spotters widow.
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1:09PM on 09/03/2009
THANDIE NEWTON
THANDIE NEWTON
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11:53AM on 09/03/2009
No Julianne Moore or Heather Graham???

Have we already forgotten Boogie Nights?
No Julianne Moore or Heather Graham???

Have we already forgotten Boogie Nights?
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10:53AM on 09/03/2009

Easy

It's elizabeth banks. Mara is a hottie but banks is in another hottie stratosphere. Think how great though this battle would have been if it was Mara, Mila Kunis, and Elizabeth Banks. That would have been a battle royale.
It's elizabeth banks. Mara is a hottie but banks is in another hottie stratosphere. Think how great though this battle would have been if it was Mara, Mila Kunis, and Elizabeth Banks. That would have been a battle royale.
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10:36AM on 09/03/2009

Close call

But I'll give Banks the slight nod over Mara. I'd like to put my bike in her trunk.

PS - Mara was the wife of Wahlberg's dead friend in Shooter, not Wahlberg's wife.
But I'll give Banks the slight nod over Mara. I'd like to put my bike in her trunk.

PS - Mara was the wife of Wahlberg's dead friend in Shooter, not Wahlberg's wife.
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9:41AM on 09/03/2009
This is a very hard battle this week because Banks and Mara are both in my top 10. But I have to choose Mara because she is so cute and yet she is also so smokin' and gorgeous. I mean look at that picture and those eyes!

Plus, Wahlberg is a good actor...especially in "The Departed" and "I Heart Huckabees".
This is a very hard battle this week because Banks and Mara are both in my top 10. But I have to choose Mara because she is so cute and yet she is also so smokin' and gorgeous. I mean look at that picture and those eyes!

Plus, Wahlberg is a good actor...especially in "The Departed" and "I Heart Huckabees".
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9:40AM on 09/03/2009

Mmmmm...Great post Cherry!

This is an easy call for me and it's ELIZABETH BANKS!

That girl is my greatest fantasy as she's sexy, funny and ridiculously adorable. Second place goes to the orgasmic Thandie Newton who sets my nads on fire when I think of her.
This is an easy call for me and it's ELIZABETH BANKS!

That girl is my greatest fantasy as she's sexy, funny and ridiculously adorable. Second place goes to the orgasmic Thandie Newton who sets my nads on fire when I think of her.
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9:40AM on 09/03/2009
Kate Mara all the way. Nothing sexier than a chick wearing only a bra and jeans.
Kate Mara all the way. Nothing sexier than a chick wearing only a bra and jeans.
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9:34AM on 09/03/2009
I'm going with Kate Mara.

A gorgeous red head and nice eyes.
I'm going with Kate Mara.

A gorgeous red head and nice eyes.
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8:55AM on 09/03/2009
I love Banks. . .but Mara has the kind of looks that drives me absolutely nuts. So as much as a cutie Banks is, Mara is my choice hottie in this one.
I love Banks. . .but Mara has the kind of looks that drives me absolutely nuts. So as much as a cutie Banks is, Mara is my choice hottie in this one.
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8:29AM on 09/03/2009
I'll say Banks easily as well. Love her. However, the pic of Mara is much better in this article than the one of Banks. That is one tasty photo of Mara (although I thought Shooter was pretty lame....you're not missing anything Cherry). You gotta admit that Wahlberg was pretty damn good in The Departed though.
I'll say Banks easily as well. Love her. However, the pic of Mara is much better in this article than the one of Banks. That is one tasty photo of Mara (although I thought Shooter was pretty lame....you're not missing anything Cherry). You gotta admit that Wahlberg was pretty damn good in The Departed though.
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7:53AM on 09/03/2009

Unfair...

I loves me some Elizabeth Banks and Kate Mara is adorable, but for pure beauty, I'll go with Thandie. She is mesmerizing.
I loves me some Elizabeth Banks and Kate Mara is adorable, but for pure beauty, I'll go with Thandie. She is mesmerizing.
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5:11AM on 09/03/2009
I'm gonna go with Kate Mara. The pic above explains why.
I'm gonna go with Kate Mara. The pic above explains why.
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4:09AM on 09/03/2009
Banks, every time.
Banks, every time.
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