No, you're not going to have to suffer through me asking you to pick your favorite derby skater from the hodge podge of actresses that Drew Barrymore cast in WHIP IT!. Instead, I'd like to focus on the other quirky movie coming out this weekend and see which babe you'd prefer fighting off members of the undead with. Or perhaps just getting her to play with your member.
No lie, I love Emma Stone. I'm all that much more psyched to go watch ZOMBIELAND
knowing that she's in it. Hell, the bitch even got me to watch that horrible ghostly girlfriend movie earlier in the the year and she honestly was the best part of that tripe. Gorgeous hair, eyes, body and the personality that she exudes nails my personal coffin. Winner, winner... Zombie dinner!
Thanks to Ammon from over at AITH for helping to clarify that I can use Shelton since PLANET TERROR qualified as a zombie movie. And if you can't trust one of the AITH horror guys, what the f*ck is happening in this world? I like Shelton, always have. She's got an intense look and the paralyzed hands trying to open the car door are still burned into my memory. Plus, the way this battle is shaping up, it could determine if a chick in her 20's (Stone), 30's (Shelton) or 40's (check the next babe) who could rock the zombie's world.
In FIDO, I don't think that you can consider Moss as being the biggest of zombie ass kickers, considering that she was playing it tongue in cheek (oh, that's an image) and found the moxie to drum up some sympathy for the zombie indentured servants. Oh, Carrie... what would Neo say? Still, the woman is a bonerfied MILF and that look in her eyes could get you to forget just about anything bad she could do.
I'm picking your brains for a favorite Zombie Babe. Gimmee!!!
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