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Battle of the Babes #8

Jun. 26, 2008by: Cherry Liquor

Much to my surprise (and delight), it was close but safe enough to say that Summer Glau was the favorite pick for Hottest Kickass Babe. So let's swing the other way, shall we? Instead of babes that could whip your ass, how about the Battle of the (Ditzy Blonde) Babes Who Make You Laugh Your Ass Off?

Anna Faris

Most people's first cinematic encounter with Anna was as a brunette in SCARY MOVIE, where she'd been hired to (rather aptly) mock Neve Campbell's character of Sydney from SCREAM. By the time that they were putting out the third installment of Anna's franchise, she was commanding 7 figures to come back, stating that if she was going to participate in that kind of crap, she might as well get paid for it. She then made movies that otherwise would have suffered without her (JUST FRIENDS, MY SUPER EX-GIRLFRIEND) slightly more worth watching. Oh, and she's an English Lit graduate from the University of Washington. (Also newly single; Her marriage to fellow actor Ben Indra was finalized in February of this year.) We can all look forward to watching Anna headline THE HOUSE BUNNY later this year.

Elizabeth Banks

OK, so Elizabeth Banks still has some work cut out for her in Hollywood if she's going to get mass audiences to remember her as anything other than the "Can I put my bike in your trunk?" girl from THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN. But Liz has been around awhile, In WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER she shook her tush with the best of them and in the SPIDERMAN franchise, she was a stand-out as Betty Brant, the brash secretary to the eternally constipated J. Jonah Jameson. Sure, DEFINITELY, MAYBE was a complete throw-away this year, but with roles in MEET DAVE and Kevin Smith's highly anticipated ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO co-starring Seth Rogen, Banks is guaranteed to be completely bankable by the end of this year.

Brittany Murphy

Brittany Murphy is the cockroach of ditzy movie blondes. She's everywhere and there doesn't seem to be anything on the market that's going to get rid of her. I attribute that to the fact that underneath all her chipper PDA showing off on the red carpet, she's really a rather talented actress, from her intensely memorable role in CLUELESS (where most people remember her as being "the fat Brittany Murphy") to her disturbing turn in GIRL, INTERRUPTED. Over the years, Brit has been funny (LITTLE BLACK BOOK - trust me, it's underrated), profane and tragic (THE DEAD GIRL), sinfully sexy (SIN CITY) and child-appropriate good singer (HAPPY FEET). She's got 5 movies on her slate for the next two years, including the sequel to SIN CITY. Let's face it, the girl is golden.

OK, so who is your favorite funny babe?

Extra Tidbit: As always, my choice is in the source link above.
Source: IMDB

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7:46PM on 06/28/2008

ANNA!

She wins this EASILY! The others aren't even remotely close.

And to timekiller, what are you talking about? Banks definitely doesn't look like a "girl next door." Faris is much more "girl next door" in the looks department than Banks.
She wins this EASILY! The others aren't even remotely close.

And to timekiller, what are you talking about? Banks definitely doesn't look like a "girl next door." Faris is much more "girl next door" in the looks department than Banks.
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7:48PM on 06/27/2008
Britanny isnt even an option for me.

Faris and Banks are both hot but Im going with Banks theres much more girl next door vibe plus Faris is looking too much like the other blonde hoe-bags of hollywood lately.
Britanny isnt even an option for me.

Faris and Banks are both hot but Im going with Banks theres much more girl next door vibe plus Faris is looking too much like the other blonde hoe-bags of hollywood lately.
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4:59PM on 06/27/2008
Close between Brittany and Elizabeth, but my moneys on Banks.
Close between Brittany and Elizabeth, but my moneys on Banks.
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4:10PM on 06/27/2008

Puttin' my money on (in?) Banks.

I'm going with Banks. Faris did look quite hot in Just Friends, even if it was an asinine character in stupid movie. And even though I loved Murphy in Clueless like a thousand years ago (and am still trying to understand how she was considered fat in that role), and agree that she was pretty hot in Sin City, on the most part I don't find her attractive. I loved Banks on Scrubs even though that wasn't a particularly hot role. I just think she's amazing as Betty Brant.
I'm going with Banks. Faris did look quite hot in Just Friends, even if it was an asinine character in stupid movie. And even though I loved Murphy in Clueless like a thousand years ago (and am still trying to understand how she was considered fat in that role), and agree that she was pretty hot in Sin City, on the most part I don't find her attractive. I loved Banks on Scrubs even though that wasn't a particularly hot role. I just think she's amazing as Betty Brant.
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12:06AM on 06/27/2008
Gotta go with Banks...Anan's cute but not the hottest up there...I think Banks is funnier and hotter - check her out on "Scrubs".
Gotta go with Banks...Anan's cute but not the hottest up there...I think Banks is funnier and hotter - check her out on "Scrubs".
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11:30PM on 06/26/2008

Anna

Definitely Anna Faris - don't forget her hilarious caricatures in Lost in Translation and Just friends. Also she was great on Entourage. This one's a no brainer.
Definitely Anna Faris - don't forget her hilarious caricatures in Lost in Translation and Just friends. Also she was great on Entourage. This one's a no brainer.
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10:57PM on 06/26/2008

ANNA!!!

anna faris
shes funny as hell when she gets that dumb confused look on her face that never gets old. the only reason i sat through scary movie 3 and 4. and the definition of beauty.
anna faris
shes funny as hell when she gets that dumb confused look on her face that never gets old. the only reason i sat through scary movie 3 and 4. and the definition of beauty.
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10:48PM on 06/26/2008
Anna Faris all the way.

She's a rare exception in my book (because I love brunettes) for looking hot with her hair dyed but better in her natural color.
Anna Faris all the way.

She's a rare exception in my book (because I love brunettes) for looking hot with her hair dyed but better in her natural color.
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10:13PM on 06/26/2008
Banks all the way
Banks all the way
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9:57PM on 06/26/2008
Anna Faris, hands down.
Anna Faris, hands down.
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9:35PM on 06/26/2008
Anna Faris wins this dog and pony show.
Anna Faris wins this dog and pony show.
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9:14PM on 06/26/2008
anna faris. hands down. no contest.

i like elizabeth banks.

and brittany murphy is a dried up pill whore.
anna faris. hands down. no contest.

i like elizabeth banks.

and brittany murphy is a dried up pill whore.
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8:40PM on 06/26/2008
I honestly don't really like any of them that much but I guess for laughs...Brittany. For Clueles.
I honestly don't really like any of them that much but I guess for laughs...Brittany. For Clueles.
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8:22PM on 06/26/2008
i'm going Banks as well, simply because when she's a brunette she bears a striking resemblance to Parker Posey, which has got to be a good thing.
i'm going Banks as well, simply because when she's a brunette she bears a striking resemblance to Parker Posey, which has got to be a good thing.
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8:13PM on 06/26/2008

Banks baby!

Lizzy Banks by a friggin' light year!
Lizzy Banks by a friggin' light year!
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8:04PM on 06/26/2008
It's a pretty close call at times between Ana Faris and Elizabeth Banks for me. Brittany Murphy can be cute and all, but sometimes her voice grates on me. I can definitely see her appeal, but I can only stand her in limited doses.

The other two? They're fantastic. Ana Faris has definitely got some comedic chops (I liked the first two Scary Movies, and Just Friends is under rated imho.) But that pic of her on here? Yikes, just reminded me of my heterosexual life partners uh, almost
It's a pretty close call at times between Ana Faris and Elizabeth Banks for me. Brittany Murphy can be cute and all, but sometimes her voice grates on me. I can definitely see her appeal, but I can only stand her in limited doses.

The other two? They're fantastic. Ana Faris has definitely got some comedic chops (I liked the first two Scary Movies, and Just Friends is under rated imho.) But that pic of her on here? Yikes, just reminded me of my heterosexual life partners uh, almost sister in law (if that made anysense).

O.k. my vote goes to Elizabeth Banks. Granted, it helps I just watched 40 Year Old Virgin at work the other night, but every time I saw her I just kept think, "Hot damn, I dont care how much of a freak she's supposed to be....I'd do in her in a second....and last a second".

Plus, she's great in Scrubs. Even preggo.

So yeah, maybe it's not that close of a call for me. Elizabeth Banks. Easy. Hot? check. Funny? check. Good career? check.

Win? Yep. E bizzanks. (know ya love them ebonics).
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