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Battle of the Babes #82

Dec. 10, 2009by: Cherry Liquor

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORGANS? looks to be a disaster of epic proportions. I mean, didn't Tim Allen and Kirstie Alley already do something similar, only they pretended to be Amish? What I do like is that Mary Steenburgen is a supporting actress to Sarah Jessica Parker. In fact, a lot of the actress's sidekicks have been far better looking than SJP herself. Let's go over them, shall we?

Zooey Deschanel

The more that I look over Sarah Jessica Parker's career, the more that I realize that she was the sidekick for the majority of her roles. If not that, then she makes damn sure she's the only female in the movie so that there can't be a comparison. However, she seemed to forget this when making FAILURE TO LAUNCH and getting the not only funnier but prettier Zooey Deschanel to play her roommate who gives her the what-far about the crap "job" that she has. Zooey turned out to be the best thing about that movie - not so good for SJP.

Claire Danes

I could have gone with the more conventional actress from THE FAMILY STONE, Rachel McAdams, but I wanted to have it be a real supplemental character to SJP's uptight soon-to-be in-law who is looked down on by the entire family so much that she calls in her sister, Claire Danes. For some reason, I think the casting agent might have thought that Danes would make Parker look better by comparison. Didn't work. And she ends up getting together with her man too. Nice.

Ellen Page

Probably the funniest thing about adding Ellen Page to the list of SJP sidekicks is that she's not a sidekick but she does verbally give her a few swift kicks in the movie. The daughter of the man who falls for Parker's character, Page is lost and delusional but still an amazing character in an otherwise pretty bad film. And again, after looking over Parker's movie roles, I thought it would be funny if a chick as young, simple and plain (while a great actress, Page is plain in the looks department, no matter which way you cut it) as Ellen could top this list.

Who is your favorite SJP sidekick Babe?

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Extra Tidbit: So I think it's established that most of you are freaks for cute chicks in glasses. Between a whopping 37 votes and even factoring in some of the recent Megan Fox backlash, Milano and Fox tied with 16 vote each and Alicia Keys came in with 5 of her own. Hey, I thought she was the prettiest in glasses, but a tie is a first in a Battle, so that excites me!
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6:24PM on 12/14/2009

I have to choose one???

It's hard to go against Page's cuteness, however Ms. Danes just has it all going on for me today.
It's hard to go against Page's cuteness, however Ms. Danes just has it all going on for me today.
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5:10AM on 12/13/2009
Zooey is a babe!
Zooey is a babe!
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6:26PM on 12/11/2009

good battle

But Zooey Deschanel is the winner, for sure.
But Zooey Deschanel is the winner, for sure.
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2:40PM on 12/11/2009
Tougher than may first seem. Zooey is pretty and all, but have you seen her interview? She's like 6 year old on Xanax - not appealing whatsoever. Page perpetually looks 12 years old, and Danes has an odd attractiveness about her I can't quite articulate. Overall, I think I'd go Danes.
Tougher than may first seem. Zooey is pretty and all, but have you seen her interview? She's like 6 year old on Xanax - not appealing whatsoever. Page perpetually looks 12 years old, and Danes has an odd attractiveness about her I can't quite articulate. Overall, I think I'd go Danes.
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2:39PM on 12/11/2009
Tougher may first seem. Zooey is pretty and all, but have you seen her interview? She's like 6 year old on Xanax - not appealing whatsoever. Page perpetually looks 12 years old, and Danes has an odd attractiveness about her I can't quite articulate. Overall, I think I'd go Danes.
Tougher may first seem. Zooey is pretty and all, but have you seen her interview? She's like 6 year old on Xanax - not appealing whatsoever. Page perpetually looks 12 years old, and Danes has an odd attractiveness about her I can't quite articulate. Overall, I think I'd go Danes.
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2:39PM on 12/11/2009
Tougher may first seem. Zooey is pretty and all, but have you seen her interview? She's like 6 year old on Xanax - not appealing whatsoever. Page perpetually looks 12 years old, and Danes has an odd attractiveness about her I can't quite articulate. Overall, I think I'd go Dames.
Tougher may first seem. Zooey is pretty and all, but have you seen her interview? She's like 6 year old on Xanax - not appealing whatsoever. Page perpetually looks 12 years old, and Danes has an odd attractiveness about her I can't quite articulate. Overall, I think I'd go Dames.
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8:57AM on 12/11/2009
Definitely Zooey.
Definitely Zooey.
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1:49AM on 12/11/2009
Ellen Page.

It's close, I love Zooey, but I think Page has it over her.
Ellen Page.

It's close, I love Zooey, but I think Page has it over her.
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12:23AM on 12/11/2009
Yep, no doubt Zooey Deschanel is the ultimate object of desire for modern times.

Blondes just don't cut it in this day and age. Now we all want pale-skinned brunettes with big blue eyes.


Hell... that's what I want to wake up next to in the morning.
Yep, no doubt Zooey Deschanel is the ultimate object of desire for modern times.

Blondes just don't cut it in this day and age. Now we all want pale-skinned brunettes with big blue eyes.


Hell... that's what I want to wake up next to in the morning.
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11:49PM on 12/10/2009

Wow

I guess I agree with every single person here - gotta be Zooey.
I guess I agree with every single person here - gotta be Zooey.
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10:49PM on 12/10/2009
Zooey.
Zooey.
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9:30PM on 12/10/2009
Zooey Deschanel
Zooey Deschanel
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9:01PM on 12/10/2009
Ellen Page is super-cute and very talented.

But it will all end in tears once she leaves you for another woman.
Ellen Page is super-cute and very talented.

But it will all end in tears once she leaves you for another woman.
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8:54PM on 12/10/2009
Zooey is the dream girl ever guy wants.

Simple as that.
Zooey is the dream girl ever guy wants.

Simple as that.
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6:44PM on 12/10/2009
Hardest. Battle. EVER. Based on the pics you've chosen; Zooey, but this is really a 3 way tie for me.
Hardest. Battle. EVER. Based on the pics you've chosen; Zooey, but this is really a 3 way tie for me.
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5:33PM on 12/10/2009
Zooey of course, but I wouldn't turn down Ellen, either.
Zooey of course, but I wouldn't turn down Ellen, either.
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3:46PM on 12/10/2009
I'm a Zooey-addict, so as soon as I saw her, she'd already won.
I'm a Zooey-addict, so as soon as I saw her, she'd already won.
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3:45PM on 12/10/2009
I'm a Zooey-addict, so as soon as I saw her, she'd already won.
I'm a Zooey-addict, so as soon as I saw her, she'd already won.
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3:18PM on 12/10/2009
Zooey without a doubt. Danes does nothing for me and Page looks like a 12 year old boy.
Zooey without a doubt. Danes does nothing for me and Page looks like a 12 year old boy.
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2:11PM on 12/10/2009

Zooey forever and ever

I mean, look at those eyes.

But Ellen is a close second.
I mean, look at those eyes.

But Ellen is a close second.
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1:57PM on 12/10/2009

Damn you!!

I can't choose between Zooey and Ellen. You can't make me do it! I love them both :( Can I split my vote? And give each of them a half point?
I can't choose between Zooey and Ellen. You can't make me do it! I love them both :( Can I split my vote? And give each of them a half point?
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1:55PM on 12/10/2009

Easily

Zooey
Zooey
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1:37PM on 12/10/2009

Zooey

Nuff said
Nuff said
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1:32PM on 12/10/2009

Ellen Page

Cherry, we're friends so I'll excuse you for minor lapses of sanity. Ellen Page is gorgeous.

I like Zooey D, I think she's pretty, a good actress, and I even own her cd. But, she is not even close to being as hot or talented as Ellen Page, so this wasn't even a close vote for me.

I've never been a fan of Claire Danes for looks or acting.

Btw, another actress I think you are completely off on for both looks and acting is Kristen Stewart. She's an awesome actress and so is fucking
Cherry, we're friends so I'll excuse you for minor lapses of sanity. Ellen Page is gorgeous.

I like Zooey D, I think she's pretty, a good actress, and I even own her cd. But, she is not even close to being as hot or talented as Ellen Page, so this wasn't even a close vote for me.

I've never been a fan of Claire Danes for looks or acting.

Btw, another actress I think you are completely off on for both looks and acting is Kristen Stewart. She's an awesome actress and so is fucking hot! And I added an exclamation point so you would know I'm not "whispering" it.
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1:12PM on 12/10/2009

NO! Don't make me have to choose between Ellen & Zooey!

I guess I'll go with Zooey, she atleast doesn't have the body of a ten year old boy.
I guess I'll go with Zooey, she atleast doesn't have the body of a ten year old boy.
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1:11PM on 12/10/2009

Zooey!

"Not your late night booty call."
"Not your late night booty call."
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12:17PM on 12/10/2009
Zooey. She's one of the most gorgeous women I've ever seen.
Zooey. She's one of the most gorgeous women I've ever seen.
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12:14PM on 12/10/2009

Zooey

I think, as of all of the votes thus far, I'm in the majority on this.
I think, as of all of the votes thus far, I'm in the majority on this.
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11:48AM on 12/10/2009

ZOOEY!

Zooey is the love of my life. No joke. She will win EVERY battle you put her in. Every. Single. One.
Zooey is the love of my life. No joke. She will win EVERY battle you put her in. Every. Single. One.
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11:43AM on 12/10/2009

Zooey

This one was pretty easy. She's like the female Christopher Walken: she makes terrible movies watchable. Throw in the fact that she seemingly has a personality, well that's just aces.
This one was pretty easy. She's like the female Christopher Walken: she makes terrible movies watchable. Throw in the fact that she seemingly has a personality, well that's just aces.
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11:41AM on 12/10/2009
Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey. I love, LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!!!
Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey. I love, LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!!!
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11:27AM on 12/10/2009
Zooey, a thousand times over.
Zooey, a thousand times over.
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10:54AM on 12/10/2009
Zooey for me.
Zooey for me.
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10:37AM on 12/10/2009

Ellen

I like Zooey but Ellen has something that I just cannot explain.
I like Zooey but Ellen has something that I just cannot explain.
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10:15AM on 12/10/2009

ZOOEY!

100% Zooey, hands down no contest. Runner up is Claire, but Page is nowhere close to par.
100% Zooey, hands down no contest. Runner up is Claire, but Page is nowhere close to par.
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8:14AM on 12/10/2009

good battle!

five years ago, i would have said danes. three years ago, i would have said page. now, i'm all about zooey. love, love, love her!
five years ago, i would have said danes. three years ago, i would have said page. now, i'm all about zooey. love, love, love her!
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7:56AM on 12/10/2009
Zooey!
Zooey!
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7:36AM on 12/10/2009

Easiest one yet

Zooey....no contest
Zooey....no contest
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5:40AM on 12/10/2009
Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey. Even her name is spunky and sexy.
Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey Zooey. Even her name is spunky and sexy.
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5:15AM on 12/10/2009

Danes

This one's tough, because all three have that girl next door quality, not the typical Hollywood hottie. However I have to stick with my weakness for blondes and go with Claire Danes.
This one's tough, because all three have that girl next door quality, not the typical Hollywood hottie. However I have to stick with my weakness for blondes and go with Claire Danes.
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4:44AM on 12/10/2009
Claire Danes
Claire Danes
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3:58AM on 12/10/2009
Zooey without a doubt, she's the hottest fucking thing out there.
Zooey without a doubt, she's the hottest fucking thing out there.
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3:54AM on 12/10/2009
Page me!
Page me!
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3:48AM on 12/10/2009
Zooey hands down...my pants.
Zooey hands down...my pants.
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