Probably what bugs me more about the fact that James Cameron is so heralded is that he's stingy when it comes to producing projects with multiple hot babes. It's as if the man has the wise knowledge to understand that it order to keep the audience's attention, you give them only one hot chick and let them stew over her. Oh, wait... isn't that was Michael Bay usuall does too? (Lighten up and laugh there, folks, it's all in good fun.) So this week, let's look over three of his (limited) latest and greatest.
Of course, the most recent hottie for James to work with is the potential "next Halle Berry," Miss Zoe Saldana, in AVATAR
. Much like pretty much all of his other cinematic endeavors, this looks to be something that could either sink like a stone or end up with the biggest box office rake of all time. I'm personally better on the former, sadly. Wrong release time, wrong economy, no sappy love story amongst non-blue people. And as much as Zoe is hot and Worthington is the f*cking man, I don't think they'll keep the movie afloat.
I often joke with fellow staff members about how selective people choose to be when picking on me about "this is MOVIE hotties!". But because I frankly didn't want to feature Dushku again (especially since she looked like shit on a stick in TRUE LIES during her teen years), I thought I'd flex that rule about who I'm bound and gagged to feature and name Jessica Alba from Cameron's "Dark Angel" series. I like shows that get canceled because they're too high concept for the dumb masses, therefore, I did watch and enjoy the series in the beginning. And it was before the big Alba Mania set in (followed shortly thereafter by the the Alba-Can't-Act-For-Shit backlash) and I really rather dug the chick at the time. So, for this battle, she stays.
Some might argue that if I'm going to include a James Cameron woman, I have to list Linda Hamilton because she was not only in his TERMINATOR movies but she made the dumb choice to marry the ego-maniacal freak. I say that if you have the highest grossing movie of all time under your belt, the lead actress deserves to be in the battle. And considering that it was a young Kate Winslet (who once told reporters that Cameron called her "Kate Weighs-a-lot" when she couldn't fit into the size 0 costumes), or really... Kate Winslet in general, I think she holds up just fine with the other two women.
Who's your favorite Cameron Babe?
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