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Battle of the Babes #83

Dec. 17, 2009by: Cherry Liquor

Probably what bugs me more about the fact that James Cameron is so heralded is that he's stingy when it comes to producing projects with multiple hot babes. It's as if the man has the wise knowledge to understand that it order to keep the audience's attention, you give them only one hot chick and let them stew over her. Oh, wait... isn't that was Michael Bay usuall does too? (Lighten up and laugh there, folks, it's all in good fun.) So this week, let's look over three of his (limited) latest and greatest.

Zoe Saldana

Of course, the most recent hottie for James to work with is the potential "next Halle Berry," Miss Zoe Saldana, in AVATAR. Much like pretty much all of his other cinematic endeavors, this looks to be something that could either sink like a stone or end up with the biggest box office rake of all time. I'm personally better on the former, sadly. Wrong release time, wrong economy, no sappy love story amongst non-blue people. And as much as Zoe is hot and Worthington is the f*cking man, I don't think they'll keep the movie afloat.

Jessica Alba

I often joke with fellow staff members about how selective people choose to be when picking on me about "this is MOVIE hotties!". But because I frankly didn't want to feature Dushku again (especially since she looked like shit on a stick in TRUE LIES during her teen years), I thought I'd flex that rule about who I'm bound and gagged to feature and name Jessica Alba from Cameron's "Dark Angel" series. I like shows that get canceled because they're too high concept for the dumb masses, therefore, I did watch and enjoy the series in the beginning. And it was before the big Alba Mania set in (followed shortly thereafter by the the Alba-Can't-Act-For-Shit backlash) and I really rather dug the chick at the time. So, for this battle, she stays.

Kate Winslet

Some might argue that if I'm going to include a James Cameron woman, I have to list Linda Hamilton because she was not only in his TERMINATOR movies but she made the dumb choice to marry the ego-maniacal freak. I say that if you have the highest grossing movie of all time under your belt, the lead actress deserves to be in the battle. And considering that it was a young Kate Winslet (who once told reporters that Cameron called her "Kate Weighs-a-lot" when she couldn't fit into the size 0 costumes), or really... Kate Winslet in general, I think she holds up just fine with the other two women.

Who's your favorite Cameron Babe?

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Extra Tidbit: Well, even with the deducting of the multiple comments (refreshing is apparently a bad idea), it was a total runaway last week for Zooey Deschanel, who received 30 of the 38 votes, and that's even with splitting Vita's vote between the three. Page and Danes came up with an underwhelming 4 votes a piece.
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3:16PM on 12/31/2009

Kate has a Mustache

Watch Titanic in HD and You will see it gross.
ALBA hands Down
Watch Titanic in HD and You will see it gross.
ALBA hands Down
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6:58PM on 12/23/2009

DAMN, THIS IS TOUGH!

I gotta go with Kate though. I've been in love with her for the longest! =p
I gotta go with Kate though. I've been in love with her for the longest! =p
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6:35PM on 12/19/2009

Kate

Love ya Zoe, nut Winslet gets my vote.
Love ya Zoe, nut Winslet gets my vote.
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2:50PM on 12/18/2009
I'd love to spend a night with all three, but Kate Winslet especially.
I'd love to spend a night with all three, but Kate Winslet especially.
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2:38PM on 12/18/2009
There's only ONE logical answer here. I pick all 3!
There's only ONE logical answer here. I pick all 3!
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12:17PM on 12/18/2009
If she was younger or if i was older i would pick Kate Winslet. But since im a 20 year old horny college student im going to have to pick Zoe Salanda for this battle.
If she was younger or if i was older i would pick Kate Winslet. But since im a 20 year old horny college student im going to have to pick Zoe Salanda for this battle.
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7:44PM on 12/17/2009
Kate Winslet--talent & hotness all rolled into a nice,curvy package.
Kate Winslet--talent & hotness all rolled into a nice,curvy package.
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7:18PM on 12/17/2009
Kate!
Kate!
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4:25PM on 12/17/2009

strong field

this has to be Alba though. Jessica Alba is one of the all-time best hotties. Incredible. Winslet and Zoe are both completely great in their own ways...but Alba is an all-timer.
this has to be Alba though. Jessica Alba is one of the all-time best hotties. Incredible. Winslet and Zoe are both completely great in their own ways...but Alba is an all-timer.
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3:03PM on 12/17/2009

ZOE

ZOE!!!
ZOE!!!
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2:45PM on 12/17/2009
Normally I vote for Alba in contests like this. But since Star Trek, i've had a thing for Zoe. Saldana gets my vote
Normally I vote for Alba in contests like this. But since Star Trek, i've had a thing for Zoe. Saldana gets my vote
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1:57PM on 12/17/2009

Yay for Zooey!!!

My pick this week is Alba.

I've said it before, I'm not attracted to black women ever, so Saldana is out. And I LOVE redheads, but Winslet is NOT attractive at all. I will never understand why people like her. Not only is she ugly, she comes off to me as a stuck up bitch. Just don't like her. But Alba is damn sexy, so my pick is for her.

And I agree with Red4, Zooey should be in every battle until she gets voted out. Something tells me she would be around for a while.
My pick this week is Alba.

I've said it before, I'm not attracted to black women ever, so Saldana is out. And I LOVE redheads, but Winslet is NOT attractive at all. I will never understand why people like her. Not only is she ugly, she comes off to me as a stuck up bitch. Just don't like her. But Alba is damn sexy, so my pick is for her.

And I agree with Red4, Zooey should be in every battle until she gets voted out. Something tells me she would be around for a while.
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1:43PM on 12/17/2009

Saldana

Zoe Saldana for me.
Zoe Saldana for me.
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1:04PM on 12/17/2009

Love my British women.

1. Winslet
2. Saldana
3. Alba
1. Winslet
2. Saldana
3. Alba
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1:01PM on 12/17/2009

Kate

Winslet with Saldana in second.
Winslet with Saldana in second.
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11:53AM on 12/17/2009

Alba

Since I'm judging primarily by looks I'm going with Alba. If this were a contest about talent then Winslet would win in a landslide.
Since I'm judging primarily by looks I'm going with Alba. If this were a contest about talent then Winslet would win in a landslide.
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11:42AM on 12/17/2009

Winslet

There's something about Kate.
There's something about Kate.
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11:20AM on 12/17/2009

Alba

Jessica Alba wins in the looks department hands down, no contest. If it were acting ability or smarts, probably one of the other two. But my pick's Alba.
Jessica Alba wins in the looks department hands down, no contest. If it were acting ability or smarts, probably one of the other two. But my pick's Alba.
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10:27AM on 12/17/2009
Saldana
Saldana
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9:56AM on 12/17/2009

Winslet

forget the others, it's all about Kate Winslet
forget the others, it's all about Kate Winslet
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8:36AM on 12/17/2009
Oh and I forgot the obvious: She can ACT!
Oh and I forgot the obvious: She can ACT!
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8:36AM on 12/17/2009

Winslet

If I had to be completely honest, Alba would win in looks department alone. But I cant stand her "acting". Winslet has a full package kind of hotness. Looks, smarts, fun personality (unless it's during awards acceptance speeches), humor (Extras anyone?), and a willingness to get nekkid (practically all her movies). That's the full package definition of "Hotness". So yeah, Winslet.
If I had to be completely honest, Alba would win in looks department alone. But I cant stand her "acting". Winslet has a full package kind of hotness. Looks, smarts, fun personality (unless it's during awards acceptance speeches), humor (Extras anyone?), and a willingness to get nekkid (practically all her movies). That's the full package definition of "Hotness". So yeah, Winslet.
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8:31AM on 12/17/2009
alba. why do you think shes stuck up? do you know her? no? didnt think so.
alba. why do you think shes stuck up? do you know her? no? didnt think so.
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7:27AM on 12/17/2009
Alba, even tho shes a stuck up shit for brains. I like the other noms but Alba is my mexican goddess.
Alba, even tho shes a stuck up shit for brains. I like the other noms but Alba is my mexican goddess.
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6:49AM on 12/17/2009

Zoe is #1

Zoe is the it girl, followed by kate, then maybe Alba (who I can't stand as playing anything but a Sex object)
Zoe is the it girl, followed by kate, then maybe Alba (who I can't stand as playing anything but a Sex object)
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6:42AM on 12/17/2009

Chalk up another Zoe win this week...

Different spelling of course. My vote is for Zoe Saldana, since she consistently gives excellent performances as part of excellent movies. She brought so much to both the roles of Uhura in Star Trek and Neytiri in Avatar, especially considering both were such visual effects heavy working environments. She's got the whole package, everything a viewer could want.

As for Avatar? Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Different spelling of course. My vote is for Zoe Saldana, since she consistently gives excellent performances as part of excellent movies. She brought so much to both the roles of Uhura in Star Trek and Neytiri in Avatar, especially considering both were such visual effects heavy working environments. She's got the whole package, everything a viewer could want.

As for Avatar? Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
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5:40AM on 12/17/2009
Oh crap, forgot to vote for this week's hottie. Well, ironically, I vote for Zoe Saldana. Zooey and Zoe. :)
Oh crap, forgot to vote for this week's hottie. Well, ironically, I vote for Zoe Saldana. Zooey and Zoe. :)
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5:38AM on 12/17/2009
Not that it surprised me in the least, but I laughed triumphantly when I read just how completely Zooey Deschanel won last week's battle. I think it'd be great if Zooey stayed in the running until she gets voted out.
Not that it surprised me in the least, but I laughed triumphantly when I read just how completely Zooey Deschanel won last week's battle. I think it'd be great if Zooey stayed in the running until she gets voted out.
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5:19AM on 12/17/2009
Think so, huh? Well, you're wrong. Winslet wins.
Think so, huh? Well, you're wrong. Winslet wins.
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5:08AM on 12/17/2009

Kate Winslet against Alba???

Is this a joke? Winslet isn't even good looking. Alba by far........
Is this a joke? Winslet isn't even good looking. Alba by far........
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1:58PM on 12/17/2009
Holy shit. I actually agree with you about something. :)
Holy shit. I actually agree with you about something. :)
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