I was trying my damnedest to figure out which route to go with when it came to a Battle for this week. I contemplated vampire babes, I thought about not so revolting youthful babes, I even tried to see if there were enough babes born on leap year to use. However, what I settled on was using the power of my Movie Fan Central dedicated, intelligent and unflaggingly supportive Schmoe buddies to see which of these action babes you'd prefer do some BITCH SLAP
action on you. (Nothing to do with that movie, but good enough for me!)
In case any of you are new or might have forgotten, the IMDB link in the source for the Battle articles is my personal selection out of the three and I'm not even going to hide that if I had to have my ass handed to me by one of this week's babes, it would be Jessica Biel as Abigail Whistler in BLADE: TRINITY. Her body was at its bangin' peak, she was delving into the action acting chops that I think she reigns supreme at (please stop trying to do comedies, honey... stick to kicking ass) and dammit... I love a woman with a cross bow.
Alright, this selection is going out for my dearest sweetheart Schmoe chum, Skullbone. Sure, this isn't Charlize at her scariest in MONSTER and it's for one of the few movies of hers that I haven't seen (AEON FLUX, the box office flop based on the MTV cartoon that scared the living shit out of me when I was baked, although that show with the dude with the alien in his brain messed me up worse) but this image of her looking like she could kick your ass and make you smile afterward fit in with the other babes. (Although, come to think of it, Charlize in that white body suit kicking ass in 2 DAYS IN THE VALLEY was pretty damn hot too.)
How could we have an asskicker on here and not include Angie? Forget the skinnier Jolie in MR. AND MRS. SMITH or the emaciated Angie in WANTED (sorry, neither of those characters did it for me), it was Angie who they actually padded up to have even bigger tits to play LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER. I might have been paying closer attention because I figured out that one glitch in the game where you could make Lara nude and I was easily pleased back then (not much has changed). But to think about getting bitch slapped and not include some Angie from her crazy years would just be a lapse in judgment.
Which tough action babe would you most love to get Bitch Slapped by?
Click on each photo to enlarge!