You know, it might just be me, but I preferred it when Dwayne Johnson wasn't parading around as a family friendly dude and wasn't trying to convince us that we were going to forget that he's always going to be "The Rock" first and his real name second. But this week, we're set to have to steel our fanboy and girl loins and deal with the possibility that his latest family outing, THE TOOTH FAIRY
will top the box office. So here's a look at the top of Johnson's babe crop.
I preferred Johnson best in THE RUNDOWN, partly because he was kicking ass and taking names, but also because he learned to have a sense of humour about him and the "Oompa Loompa!" declaration from Walken is classic. Plus, his co-star Seann William Scott makes me cry in my panties and his other co-star, Rosario Dawson makes me hot enough to dry them out. In fact, a threesome with those two... yikes. Imagination overload!
The first victim of his family fare crime wave, Roselyn Sanchez was the babe who made Johnson don tights in THE GAME PLAN and make like a tree. (Sadly, he did not get the hint to leave this genre.) Sanchez has always been a zesty Latina hottie for me, long before being the side bait to Johnson's shtick. Heh heh... I said shtick. Plus, the fact that she's been a ballerina in real life added to her grace in the scenes with her dancing, so all's good in the hood after being forced to watch that one.
Just last year we got to RACE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN with Johnson playing a cab driver to a couple of adolescent aliens (although I know it's creepy of me to point out, AnnaSophia Robb will be legal in 2011 and she's shaping up to be quite the future regular here on Movie Hotties... sorry, had to mention the jail bait) and the only lucky thing about that situation was having Gugino tag along for the ride as the scientist who knows more about aliens than he does. If you're going to get lucky, might as be with Gugino.
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