With all of you guys either getting dragged to go see VALENTINE'S DAY
with your girlfriends (if you're lucky enough to have one and if you're lucky enough that she's not dragging you to DEAR JOHN instead) or having to brave the mall to find the perfect throwaway goodie that your chick wants (this is hoping that she isn't one of those greedy skanks who likes expensive jewelry or something else to bleed you dry with... actually, getting your fluids pumped dry in a different way... hmm...), this weekend is the weekend that you're f*cked. So why not peruse the options of if you had to have the bitchiest girlfriend ever, which of these top bitches would do it for you the best?
The movie was shite, but SAVING SILVERMAN remains one of those guilty pleasure movies which I think all of have caught at least once. Which means that we're all familiar with how if you're an insecure guy just looking for a woman to settle down with, getting caught up in Amanda Peet's schemes might do you in. She's that bitch who nothing is ever good enough for, denies you sex and your friends have to kidnap and fake her death in order for you to see the light.
I have to put Applegate in the Bitch Battle because she's always had bitch girlfriend face in my opinion. But it was in THE BIG HIT where I actually liked the pushy bitch that she was, back during the time when Marky Mark wasn't considered some great actor with Oscar potential but rather was still the joke that people started overlooking. She didn't just say hello to his mother for him, she was the demanding bitch who wanted it all.
Weisz oh Weisz is it that when you find a woman who is as exotic and intelligent and quirky as Rachel was in THE SHAPE OF THINGS that she turns out to be the biggest c*ntbag on the planet who not only gets you to change everything about your life, but laughs at you when you actually do it for her? I wish I could swear on a stack of Cosmos that there aren't a lot of bitch girlfriends like her in the world, but sadly... every chick I've known in my life is capable of being like this with at least one dude in her life. So stay on your toes, fellas.
Who's your favorite Bitch Girlfriend?
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