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Battle of the Babes #96

Mar. 18, 2010by: Cherry Liquor

I don't know what it is that makes the book series so popular, but I am going to begrudgingly admit that the trailers for DIARY OF A WIMPY KID look pretty darn funny for a film aimed at the family demographic. And when you have a movie which is centered around kids going to school, add that with my warped sense of humour, factor in that this is a Hotties website, you end up with Cherry getting Hot for Teacher this week.

Tina Fey

What was awesome about Fey in MEAN GIRLS wasn't just that she co-wrote the script. It wasn't just the fact that she hinted around at having some relations with Tim Meadows' character. It even wasn't just that awesome scene where she goes to take off her sweater and shows her entire class her bra. It's the fact that I could relate to her as being a teacher's kid whose mother wanted her to be a teacher. Hell, I would have ended up as wonked out as poor Ms. Norbury, an adult who doesn't want to have to be the authoritarian but understands that if she doesn't, no one else is going to do the job. I wish I'd had more teachers like her when I was in high school.

Famke Janssen

I'd have preferred to have been able to add in Salma Hayek as one of the teachers in this battle but alas, my memory failed me when it came to her role in THE FACULTY, seeing as how she is disqualified for only being the school nurse. (Still, DAMN. I can imagine all the sick boys standing in line outside her office.) So let's default to the sexy Famke as Miss Elizabeth Burke. The discussion that she has with the budding thespian Josh Harnett about Robinson Crusoe having callouses be his worst fear is one of those conversations every boy wishes he could have been so blunt about with his English teacher. Especially the smoldering brunette goddess that is Janssen.

Zooey Deschanel

And for those of you who love it when I add Zooey to any of the Battles going on any given week, here's yet another chance to vote for her, considering that she played the music teacher in the brilliant but heart-breakingly great BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA. She was the teacher who made her student's wish come true by devoting some personal time to him in the film, even if it meant that he encountered disastrous outcomes when returning home from that museum. Zooey seems like she'd be the hippie dippy teacher who would assign homework like studying the beauty of a leaf or counting how many peas your mother would make you eat at dinner. Not exactly helpful in growing a young mind, but the kind of teacher who you don't really hear the words coming out from between her bow lips.

So... Who is YOUR favorite Hot for Teacher Babe?

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Extra Tidbit: Well, what I thought was going to be a pretty evenly matched Battle of the John Cusack Babes ended up being a landslide win for British darling Kate Beckinsale, winning the week with 36 out of the 56 total votes. That's nearly 65% of the vote. Angelina Jolie came in second with 11 votes and Diane Lane swept up 9 votes. So far, we still have yet to break the all-time high voting record of 66 with the Battle of the Pisces women. So get your votes in this week and tell all your fellow Schmoes to make this a complete smack-down every week!
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8:11AM on 03/22/2010

ZOOEY!!!!

Zooey....BY FAR!
Zooey....BY FAR!
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5:49PM on 03/21/2010
Famke has my vote in this one!
Famke has my vote in this one!
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12:46PM on 03/21/2010

Tough crowd

like all of 'em. On a pure hotness scale, Famke gets the vote...
like all of 'em. On a pure hotness scale, Famke gets the vote...
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4:34PM on 03/20/2010
I'm in the Famke camp...all day. Rounders yo, Rounders!
I'm in the Famke camp...all day. Rounders yo, Rounders!
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1:08AM on 03/20/2010

Famke

Easy choice...Famke Janssen all the way
Easy choice...Famke Janssen all the way
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12:55PM on 03/19/2010
Famke, Famke, Famke. Oh, and Famke some more.
Famke, Famke, Famke. Oh, and Famke some more.
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7:41AM on 03/19/2010
Famke Janssen
Famke Janssen
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4:16AM on 03/19/2010
Famke Janssen's role in The Faculty made me go through puberty early!
Famke Janssen's role in The Faculty made me go through puberty early!
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1:43AM on 03/19/2010

Zooey Deschanel

It was a real toss-up between Zooey and Tina, but Zooey just looks so cute in the above pic (shallow I is). Famke's never really done it for me.
It was a real toss-up between Zooey and Tina, but Zooey just looks so cute in the above pic (shallow I is). Famke's never really done it for me.
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12:10AM on 03/19/2010

FAMKE

Famke is one of the hottest women alive. Fey is second. Zooey isn't even in the ballpark.
Famke is one of the hottest women alive. Fey is second. Zooey isn't even in the ballpark.
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11:47PM on 03/18/2010

Hot for teacher?

Famke Famke Famke!!!!!!!!!!
Anything with Famke wins!!!!!!
Famke Famke Famke!!!!!!!!!!
Anything with Famke wins!!!!!!
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10:44PM on 03/18/2010
Zooey...no hesitation on my part. I like Tina and Famke, but my heart belongs to Zooey
Zooey...no hesitation on my part. I like Tina and Famke, but my heart belongs to Zooey
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10:16PM on 03/18/2010
Donīt get why everyone thinks Deschanel is so hot.. Jansen for me
Donīt get why everyone thinks Deschanel is so hot.. Jansen for me
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9:58PM on 03/18/2010

Famke

I adore Famke Janssen.
I adore Famke Janssen.
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9:47PM on 03/18/2010

My vote goes to Famke!!!!

There's no dounbt Zooey's a hottie, and I'd have vot for her too IF Famke Janssen wasn't in it.
There's no dounbt Zooey's a hottie, and I'd have vot for her too IF Famke Janssen wasn't in it.
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8:32PM on 03/18/2010
OK Really...one of these with Zooey in it?!..Really!?...C'mon..waste of time...Z-O-O-E-Y!!! Hands down...
OK Really...one of these with Zooey in it?!..Really!?...C'mon..waste of time...Z-O-O-E-Y!!! Hands down...
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8:26PM on 03/18/2010

Zooey Deschanel

ALL DAY LONG.
Quite simply one of the most stunning women
I have ever seen.
ALL DAY LONG.
Quite simply one of the most stunning women
I have ever seen.
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7:56PM on 03/18/2010
Famke
Famke
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7:54PM on 03/18/2010

Zooey!!!!

I Love her, She's adorable. Beautiful, Funny, cool.
I Love her, She's adorable. Beautiful, Funny, cool.
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7:04PM on 03/18/2010

Tine Fey

It's easily Fey for me.....even though I find her picture included here the worst of the 3. But she's usually quite sexy lately, and plus, perhaps the funniest woman in the biz today. Scratch that. She IS the funniest woman in the biz today.
It's easily Fey for me.....even though I find her picture included here the worst of the 3. But she's usually quite sexy lately, and plus, perhaps the funniest woman in the biz today. Scratch that. She IS the funniest woman in the biz today.
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6:58PM on 03/18/2010

god damn it!

It's either Tina or Zooey for me. Tina Zooey Tina Zooey Tina Zooey.... Grrr.... I can't decide!!!! *ponders ferociously* *gnashes teeth* FUCK!!!

You know what? Fuck it, I'm not going to pick one over the other. They're tied for me.
It's either Tina or Zooey for me. Tina Zooey Tina Zooey Tina Zooey.... Grrr.... I can't decide!!!! *ponders ferociously* *gnashes teeth* FUCK!!!

You know what? Fuck it, I'm not going to pick one over the other. They're tied for me.
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4:50PM on 03/18/2010

Famke

All three are hot, but my vote goes to Famke!
All three are hot, but my vote goes to Famke!
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4:48PM on 03/18/2010

Zooey

Not many hotties that I would pick over her.
Not many hotties that I would pick over her.
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4:42PM on 03/18/2010

Zooey FTW...

enough said.
enough said.
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3:25PM on 03/18/2010
Tina is a great talent but I just dont see the hotness at all. I find Famke to be overrated in the looks department. And Zooey is my future wife. So Zooey it is.
Tina is a great talent but I just dont see the hotness at all. I find Famke to be overrated in the looks department. And Zooey is my future wife. So Zooey it is.
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2:54PM on 03/18/2010
Tough one. Love them all. Gotta go with Zooey, though. She's just that adorable.
Tough one. Love them all. Gotta go with Zooey, though. She's just that adorable.
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2:42PM on 03/18/2010
Damn you! Famke is super hot, Zooey is just amazing, and Tina Fey is the funniest woman ever. And they're ALL hot. My vote goes to TINA FEY.
Damn you! Famke is super hot, Zooey is just amazing, and Tina Fey is the funniest woman ever. And they're ALL hot. My vote goes to TINA FEY.
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2:34PM on 03/18/2010

Fey

She gives off the sexy librarian vibe in that photo - and she seems like she could be an actual teacher.
She gives off the sexy librarian vibe in that photo - and she seems like she could be an actual teacher.
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2:23PM on 03/18/2010

wow

You've put it waaaay to difficult Cherry... I mean, FAMKE is the definition of HOTNESS, while ZOOEY is the definition of CUTENESS..

May I take them both? Sugar on top please...
You've put it waaaay to difficult Cherry... I mean, FAMKE is the definition of HOTNESS, while ZOOEY is the definition of CUTENESS..

May I take them both? Sugar on top please...
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2:01PM on 03/18/2010
Zooey Deschanel FTW!!!!!!!
Zooey Deschanel FTW!!!!!!!
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1:18PM on 03/18/2010

Famke

Seriously...hottie. Do people not remember Goldeneye?
Seriously...hottie. Do people not remember Goldeneye?
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1:16PM on 03/18/2010

Fey.

Tina just screams sexy. Famke is hot, and Zooey is beautiful and all, but Tina's got something special.
Tina just screams sexy. Famke is hot, and Zooey is beautiful and all, but Tina's got something special.
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1:15PM on 03/18/2010
Zooey Deschanel
Zooey Deschanel
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1:03PM on 03/18/2010

famke

Famke wins this. Zooey is cute, Fey is a non-factor.
Famke wins this. Zooey is cute, Fey is a non-factor.
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12:57PM on 03/18/2010

Zooey

100%! Tina is sexy, Famke is pretty, but is way to "tranny in drag" for me. She's sexy, but a little too hard looking. Now Zooey, all I can say is WOW!
100%! Tina is sexy, Famke is pretty, but is way to "tranny in drag" for me. She's sexy, but a little too hard looking. Now Zooey, all I can say is WOW!
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12:42PM on 03/18/2010

ZOOEY

Those eyes!
Those eyes!
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12:33PM on 03/18/2010

ZOOEY

Tina Fey is sexy, there's no denying that. Famke Janssen as well. But, there's something about Zooey Deschanel that drives me crazy.
Tina Fey is sexy, there's no denying that. Famke Janssen as well. But, there's something about Zooey Deschanel that drives me crazy.
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11:53AM on 03/18/2010
I agree with Acerbus III
I agree with Acerbus III
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11:27AM on 03/18/2010

Famke

Famke is so sexy. Famke hands down
Famke is so sexy. Famke hands down
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11:27AM on 03/18/2010

Zooey

Tough competitiion.
Tough competitiion.
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11:15AM on 03/18/2010

Zooey

the competition ended when I saw Zooey.

the competition ended when I saw Zooey.

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10:25AM on 03/18/2010
Famke
Famke
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10:25AM on 03/18/2010

Famke

She won me over in GoldenEye.
She won me over in GoldenEye.
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10:05AM on 03/18/2010

This is easy

Zooey Deschanel hands down.
Zooey Deschanel hands down.
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9:59AM on 03/18/2010

Zooey

I've had a thing for Tina going back to her regular SNL days so it pains me to not pick her, but their is something about Zooey that can't get my mind off her so she gets my pick this week.
I've had a thing for Tina going back to her regular SNL days so it pains me to not pick her, but their is something about Zooey that can't get my mind off her so she gets my pick this week.
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8:37AM on 03/18/2010

Famke

Another easy one for me. I met Famke several years ago when she was filming a movie in Boston, and she was even better looking in person.
Another easy one for me. I met Famke several years ago when she was filming a movie in Boston, and she was even better looking in person.
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7:46AM on 03/18/2010

AUGHHH!!!

i can't stand it! Ive been racking my brain over this one! I saw Tina and thought 'oh this is going to be interesting.' than i saw famke and went 'sorry tina, mmmm famke.' than i saw zooey and my heart melted a little. zooey all day, every day. 'sorry famke. call me. :)
i can't stand it! Ive been racking my brain over this one! I saw Tina and thought 'oh this is going to be interesting.' than i saw famke and went 'sorry tina, mmmm famke.' than i saw zooey and my heart melted a little. zooey all day, every day. 'sorry famke. call me. :)
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7:42AM on 03/18/2010

toss up between famke and zooey......

ill go with janssen
ill go with janssen
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6:50AM on 03/18/2010
Zooey of course. She will get my vote every time.
Zooey of course. She will get my vote every time.
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6:47AM on 03/18/2010

Tina Fey

Very sexy, smart, and funny lady
Very sexy, smart, and funny lady
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6:27AM on 03/18/2010
Tina...she is the hot and funny!
Tina...she is the hot and funny!
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6:10AM on 03/18/2010
Zooey...she is the alpha and the omega.
Zooey...she is the alpha and the omega.
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3:40AM on 03/18/2010
If Tina Fey does not win, something is very wrong here.
If Tina Fey does not win, something is very wrong here.
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4:05AM on 03/18/2010
Whoa!!! Our opinions are definitely different. I'd be shocked, very shocked!, if Tina Fey wins. I'm very surprised you think she's better looking than Famke Janssen.

Well to each his own. Oh well.


Whoa!!! Our opinions are definitely different. I'd be shocked, very shocked!, if Tina Fey wins. I'm very surprised you think she's better looking than Famke Janssen.

Well to each his own. Oh well.


9:57PM on 03/18/2010
And I got 5 little negative thingies, so I guess my opinion is pretty unpopular. Oh well. I'll be over here having a three-way with Tina and Velma from Scooby Doo :)
And I got 5 little negative thingies, so I guess my opinion is pretty unpopular. Oh well. I'll be over here having a three-way with Tina and Velma from Scooby Doo :)
3:33AM on 03/18/2010

Famke Janssen

So hard to chose, but I am going with Famke! How hot she looks in The Faculty (well not when her head comes off), growl baby! I'd let her grab that ruler and spank my behind hehe
So hard to chose, but I am going with Famke! How hot she looks in The Faculty (well not when her head comes off), growl baby! I'd let her grab that ruler and spank my behind hehe
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3:28AM on 03/18/2010

I'm going with...

Tina Fey..delicate beauty.
Tina Fey..delicate beauty.
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2:50AM on 03/18/2010
Zooey Deschanel
Zooey Deschanel
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2:46AM on 03/18/2010
Zooey
Zooey
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2:43AM on 03/18/2010

Zooey D

I thought Bridge to Terabithia was a great movie.
I thought Bridge to Terabithia was a great movie.
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2:38AM on 03/18/2010

IS THIS A JOKE?!?!

TINA FEY going up against Famke Janssen and Zooey Deschanel?! Tina Fey isn't attractive!
___Famke Janssen by a long shot. She is very pretty___
TINA FEY going up against Famke Janssen and Zooey Deschanel?! Tina Fey isn't attractive!
___Famke Janssen by a long shot. She is very pretty___
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2:37AM on 03/18/2010
Fey is older, would have me laughing, and is sexy with or without her glasses, so my vote:

Fey.
Fey is older, would have me laughing, and is sexy with or without her glasses, so my vote:

Fey.
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