I can't say that I'm chomping at the bit to go watch HOT TUB TIME MACHINE
this weekend, but it did give me the idea for this week's battle. I'm giving you what I think are 3 very different babes in bikinis to choose from; a soft voluptuous body, a slender, petite body and an athletic and somewhat muscular body. Which of this week's Babes would you most like to do some Hot Tub Bikini time with?
It goes completely and totally without saying that I love Katy Perry. I love her. She's goofy and she's willing to not take herself seriously and have fun and know that her ride as a pop star isn't going to last forever. Hell, I even see her being happy with Russell Brand. And considering that she's doing a voice role in currently being filmed SMURFS movie, I'd like to cuddle up to the curves of this little piece of Smurfette heaven.
Sienna Miller might not have what it takes to fill the costume of The Baroness, complaining that she was unhappy with the people behind G.I. JOE: RISE OF COBRA for padding her up, but I can understand why she'd feel a little offended. While she's not the most bodacious when it comes to chest size, the woman is nicely proportioned and happy with her body just the way that it is. Granted, she seemed even more comfortable a couple summers ago when she was parading around topless with the Getty man-child, but with those days past her, she's looking more and more fit as the days without a man go by.
Most people aren't going to argue that Jessica Biel has what it takes to fill out a bikini. The question is whether or not people notice that since she's gotten onto a tough regimen for her action roles, the softness in her chest that she showed off in that one mag when she was underage has definitely diminished. The greatest thing about Biel, though, is that her booty has always been a thing of mighty greatness. She can kick your ass, most likely for staring too long at hers.
Which babe would you most like to share some bikini time with?
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