Sure, CLASH OF THE TITANS has a handful of newcomer babes in it that I could have pitted against each other, but when it really comes down to Titans, we've got to look at the most notable in their field. This was fairly easy to pick for me when it comes to two of the women, but there were so many other suggestions that left my head reeling, I figured that I had to go with the only other actress who is pretty enough and built to "stack up" well enough against the others.
Why do we love Salma Hayek
so much? Is it the incredible set of tits on her? Is it the charming accent she spouts? Is it that she was willing to get gritty and nude and dedicate herself to the role of FRIDA? Is it because she's such a little Latina spitfire? There are so many reasons and so many roles over the course of Hayek's career which have catapulted her into the Hottie Ionosphere that it's hard to tell now just where the love affair started. But billionaire French douche and a kid haven't diminished her status in the slightest.
I had to catch on to Monica Bellucci
. Being that I'm uncultured swine, the first thing that I can really remember seeing her in was MATRIX: RELOADED. And I kinda found her character to be more grating than sexy at the time, even if she was named Persephone. But once I broadened my horizons and started watching this Italian hottie's international flicks, I understood why Jim Law ranked her so high in the Hottie Hall of willing to get nude fame. Again, this is another foreign hottie who has gone all MILF on us, but it just added to her allure. As she's coming more out of her shell with a couple of 2010 movies on the horizon, Bellucci is definitely someone who is absolutely incomparable.
So I was left with pondering a number of hot women who are close to being in the pantheon of the undeniably hot, like the two actresses above. While I embrace that hotness is subjective for many people, I decided to go with a hometown American girl who started off as somewhat of an ugly duckling in her child acting phases and then blew everyone's doors off in that red dress where she got felt up at the Oscars. The rest is Scarlett Johansson
history. I'm not quite in love with her acting, but to deny that she's beautiful in the most classic of senses would just be stupid. She married another fine specimen when she took Ryan Reynolds off the market and the potential for her to become one of the MILF club is most likely looming in the near future. Which considering the headlights, isn't really that bad of a thing.
Who is your favorite Titan of the Hottie Babes?
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